I’m just here for the food.

I miss aggravating one of the twins and twins and then being physically attacked by the other twin. Hey @datianlei.bsky.social I heard you were I love with that jade emperor and that you and Belphegor play Go on the weekends.

// I think I might change his face claim. I found a guy that has more pictures and I think looks more like he should be one of the brothers

The fragrance of compassion travels farther than any sword. Huā Jìng Xiānshēng : — Founder of the Peach Blossom Sect

So much drama. I’m going to turn all of this into my latest production.

“Well… I’ve cried over things. Just never so suddenly and not over things that happened a long time ago,” he rubs the back of his neck.

He sheepishly laughs and his cheeks redden. “I promise that’s never happened before…”

“I-I’m sorry…” he wipes his eyes and tries to laugh it off. “I needed someone to say that to me, I think. I never realized it, though.”

Sit. Breathe. Even Heaven waits.

Honestly, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore.

[A tear runs from his eye, but he smiles and then turns away, suddenly acting shy] You’re…the only person who’s ever said that to me…

I…don’t know… [he sighs] It hurts me too, you know. I love humanity. That’s why I wanted to help. It hurts me so much that they hurt each other…

Playing a song to the sea that they both loved when they were but innocent angels in heaven.

Well that was quite a show!

Hoho! Lulu is gonna kill Da-Ge’s husband’s servant!

Puts an arm around @yuhuangdi.bsky.social “You want to know how to really deal with Lucifer? You need to distract him.”

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 敖昭义 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭 ⠀

// I need to make some time to get back to reading Yuwu. My sister was in the hospital for a month so my life has just been hectic, but I think I can manage it these days.

Remember what I told you before? I just wanted to help humanity to defend against demons and monsters. How could I have known that they would turn their swords on each other? [He sighs sadly] War. Murder. It’s my fault for teaching humanity to work with the metals of the earth.

We are all his creations. [He says softly] He only talks to a select few these days, that’s what I hear. Mostly orders for the rest of us. He used to talk to me a lot, but…I’m not Lucifer.

I don’t know what they talk about, but they definitely do it. Talk, I mean.

How would you feel if I talk you that God and Satan still talk to each other?

I… it might upset you as well…

No comfort for me. Forgotten as always…

… wooooooow! So this guy causes a whole rebellion in Heaven, but all I did was teach humans how to make weapons and… FUCK EVERYTHING! [smashes through a wall]

@yanluowang.bsky.social Gege, I’m late! I’m sorry! I came straight from my cosplay convention!

Drops @everdreamofme.bsky.social in front of @noircelestial.bsky.social “Here, Da-Ge. This is yours.”

Picks up @everdreamofme.bsky.social and carries him away.

@purpfairydust.bsky.social “I’m so sorry! I don’t know why Yichen-Ge is so mean!”

I wonder what Xiao-Di is up to these days. He hasn’t been home in a while…

This.

𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 — 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧

I…I… don’t know what’s happening! One of my villagers killed his brother! And it won’t stop storming!

It’s been a while since I’ve written any love poetry for Meng Meng to deliver. Maybe I’ll risk the furniture and write one for Xiao-Di’s boyfriend and make it seem like Xiao-Di wrote it for him.

I heard Xiao-Di has a boyfriend! Unfortunately, I won’t be confirming that. All of this furniture is new 😔

Being banned from Heaven does have its advantages. That missing angel isn’t my problem. Anyway, here’s Xiaolian Quit Her Job.

Grim Reaper.

Poor Er’Ge. Kicked from his marital bed because Xiaolian is mad again. Anyway, here’s Xiaolian is Mad Again

It’s been six million years since I last annoyed my Didi. He’s always too busy serving tea and making heart eyes at Da-Ge’s brother in law. 🙄

@purpfairydust.bsky.social Brings her kittens.

I’m sure the rest of my brothers are fine, especially Da-Ge. He’s always put together.

Xiaolian?

Don’t mind me. Just an angel of death dying inside.

Then again, with Michael and Jeremiel out of the way, I can have Da-Ge and Er-Ge to myself for once.

𝔏𝔬𝔯𝔢 ✨