Ex-wife….? Gege, your taste in lovers is horrible.

Let us teleport this whole patch of land. The mortals can deal with the crater themselves.

“We should probably move houses”

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“It’s /lilith/… I’m so getting executed… word is going to read heaven for sure…”

“Gege, I have to ask you that…. Who could have possibly leaked our location to Lilith of all people.”

A small block of wood rests in his palm as he carves, slowly shaping its edges smooth. It’s only a rough figure of Michael for now, but the moment his features begin to emerge, his hand stills. “…You really are stubborn,” he murmurs to the half-finished face, thumb brushing away a curl of —

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⠀

From the beginning, the only one to love me for all that I am and all that I can’t be has been you. @datianlei.bsky.social

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 敖昭义 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭 ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 玉皇 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐬 ⠀

All this chaos but Michael never said a single thing until now. All it took was one sentence to have the world stop in its tracks to look at him with wide eyes. “Why does everyone keep pushing me towards the jade emperor? I have never even met him before.”

Jade Emperor has returned.

… Yichen gege’s assistant…? (Completely ignored the Satan part because nothing is scarier than being yichen’s assistant)

I feel like I have been soft. I don’t know why. I don’t understand why. There are things that are missing. It is time to do what I was made to do from the very beginning. Correctly with no remorse. Perhaps that will fill up that mysterious hole inside of me.

Father. If I am a good sword. Will you speak to me and answer my prayers?

I’ll sit right behind you. I promise.

Shakes off his hand with a loud whisper. “Gege I said we have to pretend like we’re on bad terms…!”

I had no idea what a “metal concert” was but gege begged me to go with him… I regret it. @prideofmorningstar.bsky.social

A mysterious yearning so deep that even sleep became a forgotten face. @yuhuangdi.bsky.social

From now on… he will have several memories of him speaking to a faceless person. Laying in a bed with a faceless person. And deeply and lovingly kissing someone he doesn’t even know. Michael took it as a dream but eventually he will feel the emptiness.

𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 — 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇

And while all of his elders are worrying themselves sick, he’s taking a nap with his head on Lucifer’s lap under their weeping willow tree.

// if we all thought Yichen was a cock block for Azrael and wang yanluo, everyone will HATE seeing Lucifer coming for Michael and Yu huang HAHAHAH

@prideofmorningstar.bsky.social Knocks quietly on the window of his cottage in the mortal realm.

….. sighs shakily and rubs his face.

“… mhm. You’re my baby. Now calm down and stop going around saying things that uncle Yichen or belphegor say okay? No matter what only believe what uncle Michael says” this is the only way to calm her down anyway. Otherwise she will throw tantrums for life.

“No the war only happens if he dies. This is simply a code red where I will tear up everything INCLUDING hell in order to find him and lock him up until he calms down. So that’s where I’m going.” He secures the sword to his side. “Hell.”

Belphegor beat us to the gun. He said it’s chaos. That means one thing. [he briskly walks forward in a rush] Kindness got corrupted. He’s upset about something. I knew letting him out every 1000 years was a bad idea. He should stay locked up.

TRY HARDER! He stomps away like a hormonal teenager.

There is a reason why we lock up Kindness every 1000 years. We don’t do it for nothing.

Because I’m a fast thinker and I haven’t slept in a week to find Kindness. [the nearby flame from the candle rises about ten feet taller] So yes. I’m /trying/ 🙂.

That is 15 demons, Ge.

“Yes. They did. They’re trying to find their brains right now so they don’t know what they’re talking about” he hugs her back, rubs her hair and then rolls his eyes. He should really put a silencing spell on everyone. He should visit the Lan sect.

“Stop listening to both of them. They are missing their brains and haven’t found them yet. Just listen to uncle Michael, okay?”

“But there is no wedding.” He was gonna go crazy.

“Ask your twin sister. She will know that word.”

Scratches head. Hm. Odd.

Yes. He is my superior and the one I protect. It is my duty.

Nevermind. I take it back.

I absolutely do not. All I do is work and serve my emperor. I am a loyal subject and a sword.