While these are all arguable proof of a deity (Yaldabaoth no doubt), I need a French Impressionist portrait of this one. #pictureofDelorianGrey #woemaxxing

Pasadena (Texas) police sergeant resigns while under internal investigation; council member cites alleged misuse of Flock camera. The sergeant allegedly used the Flock system to track and stalk a female officer. www.click2houston.com/news/local/2...

The Payback is out in paperback today, it’s the same great student loan industry heist novel in a smaller size and lower price. www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Pa...

Im just happy this person didn’t make some terrible boomer version of Born This Way. Like be original for once, yourself: express!

How I feel after being confused by this and almost giving up before it came to me almost a minute after

Wow thanks now I’m dumb AND want some sandwiches

“the twink may be gone…. but the Bitch is back!” said McConnell in his trademark quaver

“Pitch perfect as usual Al! Who im being told was a successful…*pinches ear and turns away from camera* ..sorry I misheard you.. i thought you said successful politician AND comedian 🤣 could you imagine? *acquiescent tone* I see…in movies.. Harvard fellowship..U.S. Senator…Bluesky poster”

just FYI I’m gonna get real loud about this tomorrow- OMB under Russell Vought and the Heritage Foundation is going to try and kill the entirety of American scientific research, it will push us into an economic disaster and a new dark age if these fuckers win. Tomorrow’s the last day to comment.

Looking forward to remaining completely neutral when England plays Argentina

fuck what yiu heard im eatin cheese again

Harry Kane's original name is Hans Gruber Jr. and John McClane is in a sewer pipe of explosive diarrhea defusing charges before Gruber detonates it via penalty kick or polymarket bet or some other bullshit like ai token

Harry Kane was sired at the cruelty free, open range white boy farms in the same foal crop as Owen and Luke Wilson, Ryan(s) Gosling & Reynolds, and 15 Jake Gyllenhaals

Nearly 100 Epstein victims had their names exposed on Todd Blanche’s watch — & he withheld files the law required him to release Why? The bar complaint from 100+ judges suggests he was protecting Trump & himself My latest publisher’s note has the full story👇 -TN

made me had a flashback to that semi sizable twitter acct of that dude who shares a resemblance that is friendly for a bit until he is having a shitty one and will emotionally attack you like an overdramatized psycho-biddy

Join the Dems candidate search, happening exclusively on Kik!

Time to login to my opinion writer job, let’s see how do I this? Write my opinion about someone else…AH SHIT FRED I DID IT AGAIN—I WROTE THE CRAP I THINK ABOUT MYSELF

Without fail the only aspects of AI that are truly phenomenal are never spoken about, or even acknowledged, perhaps b/c they aren't cast for profit or corporate exploit, but for my estimation, whatever pittance it may be worth, AGI or singularity as its framed now is utter hogshit.

saw these two at a hardcore house show last weekend.. super rad people..

Alright now it’s getting absurd what we gotta do to wrap this up before the weekend starts? Put him on a shirt? I will wear it if we get an announcement before 2nd desert.

They’ve also rolled this bshit out

Logged in with a VPN to say suck it

Sam Cooke’s granddaughters youtu.be/gGyX5FkMhkE?...

One of the greatest power pop songs written about a dickhead loudmouth publicist. Dedicated to all yall mealy mouthed pundits. Get fucked expeditiously

Fucking dogshit country

Blocking e’RY body in this thread

Hey Amanda what about you on Twitter telling people that those opposed to Platner were centrists who supported Cuomo rather than Black and brown leftists who saw Platner clearly for what he is. Fucking hate yall

'Layzie Bone, Krayzie Bone, Bizzy Bone, Flesh-n-Bone and Wish Bone from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony pose on their newly unveiled star during their Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony'

If only there was some way for us to know he was a piece of shit—but we can’t expect these things to be LITERALLY WRITTEN ON THEIR BODIES

I have edited a lot of sexual-assault-accusation articles, and this one easily clears every veracity check: contemporaneous emails with her therapist, a boyfriend who knew, a woman she warned—all before Platner ran for office. Good on Politico for nailing it, and on Jenny Racicot for speaking up.

Forced sterilizations. Stolen babies. Denmark continues to target Inuit families. As many of you know, in 2024, social services snatched baby Zammi from her mother Keira 2 hours after birth because of the very racist FKU test. They told her the test was to see if she was "civilized enough"

I finally watched Civil War and never before have I seen a movie where every single character pissed me off in what choices they made

This is a side comic relief dialogue before one of these dudes gets whacked in a mob movie

bro youre on a show hosted by a guy who debates 10 year olds about the salem witch trials:

If you’re breathing easy about birthright citizenship or any of the (few) non-egregious rulings, this one will soon decimate any and all semblance of democracy soon. Tech feudalism now loading

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

🤔... so we really are in hell

Gonna see this band next month im stoked youtu.be/w0A1HDdySIs?...

i like to think the moderation team had to be narcan-ed after this.. Megan's walk not for those with heart conditions

Obligatory share of my 1st longform reported story, which connects food apartheid to disordered eating patterns in BIPOC LGBTQIA+ communities, which includes interviews with Professor Sabrina Strings, Professor Tara Maudrie, Karen Washington, Patrilie Hernandez, etc: prismreports.org/2023/09/13/b...

Making a trillion dollars to post charity is bad on your birthday

Willothy Stencil I should’ve known this was of your handiwork

I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that

Shareholders.

Annie Hall??? Yeesh. Disorder in the Court is almost 100 years old and that shit is still quotable

Somehow, unbelievably, the discourse over a two state solution is going to get much worse.

Haiti will perennially be scorned by white racists for the crime of overthrowing their enslavers. “Nous sommes libres parce que nous sommes plus forts”