"I forgot about how it feels after the ten coffee drinks wears off. Nobody ask me to do anything..."

@xuetaotie.bsky.social, I asked your father for permission to marry you. He said no.

Someday, I will surpass my father.

“Since you insist on permission… may I have your blessing to marry your son?”

Smiles. “Dragons do not ask for permission.”

I approve of my uncles dating and being happy! You can have weddings in my peach blossom grove, if you want! I also approve of being flown away with by hot dragons named Qing.

Cute.

Modern.

He couldn’t help but let out a low chuckle. “Yes, I’m that dragon—the one who’s going to fly away with your son and marry him.”

Is live streaming on his 21st century iPhone 17 for gluttony to watch. (In ancient China with a phone. Comical)

Tilts his head as he watches him descend. “I… know you?”

Stops and glances up, pointing at himself. “Me?”

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧

𝒫𝓁𝓊𝓂 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝓎𝓂𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒, 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓈𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝒫𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝓎𝓂𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒷𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽, 𝓇𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓌𝒶𝓁, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓋𝒶𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒, 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓎, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓉𝒽. 🌸🌸

Kidnaps @qinglongshen.bsky.social to the owl cafe.

He walks past, unaware that this is one of Bie Xi Bo’s parent.

I want to kidnap him, but my mother would scold me, tell my father, and I’d be in so much trouble.

I want to keep @xuetaotie.bsky.social close, spoil him endlessly, and make him my wife.

Shakes head.

The fragrance of compassion travels farther than any sword. Huā Jìng Xiānshēng : — Founder of the Peach Blossom Sect

Today, I was asked if I could hurry up and marry Uncle Xuannie's brother so that the twins can have a tall gege to take them to the festival. I told them to ask @qinglongshen.bsky.social about it, so we'll see how that goes.

I have to admit, my brother-in-law is pretty.

Here’s a picture of my San-Di — the mighty dragon disguised as a fluffy farm animal.

┏━━━━━ ✦❘༻༺❘✦ ━━━━━┓ —— 𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐔𝐀 | 𝐑𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐁 —— 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 | 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚 | 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝 more infos down below ⁀➷ ┗━━━━━ ✦❘༻༺❘✦ ━━━━━┛

ㅤ ﹠． ┈─  TO   𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏   THE   GODS.⠀   ON   MY   SIDE  ，  THEY   𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑫   A   SACRIFICE.⠀   . . .  ˖ ་  ㅤ

She’s my everything.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 敖昭义 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭 ⠀

Just enjoy yourself.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⠀

Humming a soft melody as she hand-sews outfits for her grandchildren.

…ok, I’ve read this same sentence three times… Stupid sexy dragon and his stupid sexy smile… always distracting me!

The only one who looks good is Bie Xi Bo.

Smile for the camera.

Bites his lower lip.

I look like my father now.

The Dragon Goddess in all her glory.

I’m just a cute little angel demon thing ❤️

I’m here to support @yanluowang.bsky.social too!

Well…

It’s a concert, not a royal banquet. Cue the world’s biggest eye roll.

“Punishes me? He didn’t punish me.”

Young lady, I assure you, we do not kill animals cruelly.

I’m getting cursed just for eating roasted rabbit. Wow.

It was my Liu-Di who caught the rabbit, slew it, and roasted it over the fire.