We want to go to see Uncle Yan, but we gotta stay with all these babies, and Er won’t even let us eat the ducks!

I’m gonna write a book about Uncle Yan and Grand Uncle, but this time, I won’t make stuff up!

Shows this to @reapinglotus.bsky.social and @torpidchaos.bsky.social “I’m gonna be rich!”

Book of Belphegor By Taohua Mysterious and intelligent Belphegor has been mysterious and intelligent for over a decade! He eats children, but didn’t eat Taohua and Meihua because they’re not really children. Just very small adults. Belphegor also eats rocks and turtles.

They both nod enthusiastically and they each reach for one of her hands.

She nods and sits next to him. Then she sticks a talisman on him. “There! It’s for protection!”

They learn from Xiaolian and also start stealing from his pockets and his jewelry.

“Mm,” she smiles up at him. “Cause you’re a human having a demon baby so you need to be strong.”

They kick him a bunch of times and run to her. NOW they decide to cry. “Xiaolian Jiejie, he broke our dolls!”

They’re currently beating up the son of a random lord in Hell for pulling the head off of one of their dolls.

“Muqin,” she runs to hug his leg. “I was worried, so I made special tea for you!”

“SiSi already knows lots of things because I read Uncle Slothy’s books to her,” Taohua says proudly to anyone who will listen.

This is going to backfire big time, Michael. For now, she’s a happy little girl, hugging her uncle’s neck. She has no idea that her traitorous sister has joined the team of trying to get the emperor and Uncle Michael together.

“I met an uncle who looks like a scary Uncle Slothy!”

“I won’t listen! Uncle Michael only needs me to be his baby! So don’t be sad,” she reaches up to pat his head.

“Wait a minute!” Taohua stops and holds up her hands. “A-Mei! I already said we can’t kill Uncle Michael’s boyfriend! If he dies, then Uncle Michael fails at his job and Heaven will punish him!” She pokes her sister’s forehead and then turns to the sword spirit. “Instead, you can be the

// turning Michael’s wedding into everyone’s business 🤣

@yuhuangdi.bsky.social Taohua gently tugs on his robe and gives him a cup of tea. “Your majesty, give this to Uncle Michael and say you made it for him. For his wounds.”

Meanwhile, Taohua shakes her head and turns to her baby cousin. “Well, SiSi, never mind about matching dresses cause when Uncle Michael finally gets married, we’re gonna be old ladies.”

“Uncle Yichie and Uncle Slothy lost their brains?!” She gasps and looks at him with wide eyes. He doesn’t seem worried, though, so she nods. “Ok! I’ll only listen to Uncle Michael!” She hugs his neck tightly.

“Uncle Yichie said you will maybe in a thousand years,” she pouts and hugs his neck. “Uncle Slothy says you want your own baby instead of me.”

“I won’t ask her,” she shakes ber her her head. “She wants me and her and Si to get the same dress for your wedding.”

Let’s go ask! [They grab his hands and start pulling]

“…” she stares at him for a moment. “Soo-pee…Uncle Michael, I don’t know that word!” Now she’s just frustrated.

🌸: Can you be a sword so we can use you to fight people? 🍑: No, A-Mei! You can’t kill Uncle Michael’s boyfriend!

You can’t tell us what to do! We’re gonna play with him right now!

// Them playing with Chenqing and accidentally summoning Wen Ning 🤣

We can! Uncle Slothy will say so when he comes back from counting rice!

She hugs his neck and looks like her entire world is crashing down. “Daiyu-Jie and Uncle Yichie wants that mean emperor to marry Uncle Michael. He’s mean and makes Uncle Michael do all the work! Uncle Michael already has to do all the work cause he’s the strongest!”

We wanna play with Chenqing!

While Meihua is having a fit about Uncle Michael getting married, Taohua is laying out silk cloths in front of baby Si. “SiSi, Uncle Michael is getting married! We should get matching dresses, so pick which one you like!”

Meihua is pouting and throws a doll, “Nobody can marry my Uncle Michael…”

Taohua is reading one of Uncle Slothy’s books about talismans aloud to Si like it’s a Disney book.

“Daiyu-Jie got a boyfriend!” “Does he like snakes?!”

Going to sailing with Uncle Yichie

🍑 “I’m gonna bite Uncle Xuanny cuz he just keeps on taking away Aunty Slothy!”

@xuechengmei.bsky.social Taohua pokes his stomach. “Gege, did you get a baby yet? I want a brother.”

Talking amongst themselves. “Aunty Slothy is a piglet?!” “Poor Aunty Slothy. She was a duck, now she’s a piglet.” They sigh together.

They both start nodding with wide eyes.

They both shake their little heads.

“We saw a lot of dragons!”

// The twins pulling Xingchen into a palace drama 🤣

They run to @daozhang.bsky.social with a plate of chicken. “Muqin! Muqin! We came to feed you!”

How dare that crying lady flirt with our Baba! No chicken for her!

Small princesses

They waited for Uncle Slothy to lay down and then started making a ring of flowers around him. @torpidchaos.bsky.social

They run to @noircelestial.bsky.social and each hug a leg. “Grand Uncle, don’t leave!”

// The twins horrifying Xue Yang? Yes, please.

// The twins will keep up Xiaolian’s rule that all the uncles have to have a Y sound at the end of their name. So Uncle Slothy, Uncle Xuannie, Uncle Mikey, Uncle Azzy, and Uncle Yichy because people call him Yichen more than Jeremiel

@datianlei.bsky.social Meihua runs to him and hugs his leg. “Uncle Mikey! You didn’t go to Uncle Azzy’s house for a looooong, looong time! Uncle Yichy says you’re busy cause you’re gonna get married!”