YOU

//I was laughing my ass off 😭😂

Mn! I'll introduce you to them. They're actually kind. Err... then you can meet my shizun.

Umm... you need to meet my uncles 🥺

(💧) Are you upset ?

she's the most beautiful and precious woman i've seen. 🥺 her name is zhuó

yes!

total normal reaction. still haven't told them that we already have a daughter

jieeee

Uncle Gluttony ^^!

yeah... why not ?

Two sacrifices for jiejie! that's a wonderful idea

You have no soul, so it's pretty much useless! err... from what i know. but jiejie would be able to rest easy if she knows you're dead ^^

@outstandingdark.bsky.social jiejie 🥺🥺 who do you want to invite?

hmm... that homewrecker could be invited so she can know that jiejie is mine mhm mhm

Well, yes! Unless you want to be the sacrifice of our wedding ^^

Yes 🥰

not invited.

I should be getting compensation for that song

A what?

Ah. . . i should prepare the wedding invites.

Xiaolian dropped her scrolls once she read a messily written paper on her desk. "Wei Xiaolian, you completed your hours of working as an assistant." The reaper laughed to herself, kicking the scrolls all over the room. "I can finally leave! Jiejie, Moyi... I'm coming home!"

🍂~ networking events are fun, but take out the networking

[ blinks. ] Shifu, what do you need harvested?

🍂~ i feel socially drained

A younger version of xiaolian reaches her hand out, brows furrowed. "summon!" she commands. "summon! you stupid scythe!" the only thing that appears is a breeze. how embarrassing. she groans. how long is this going to take?! she can't officially become a reaper without having her own scythe.

you're not associated with him anymore. you're a wei now. this . . . could be your new start

why are you still alive ??

[ pats her head. ] mm~ we need to send invites, then prepare a venue, food and drinks. it might take a few months

jiejie, we need to prepare a wedding!

tsk.

[ has completely give up with fighting with the wind. she's flying to wherever it takes her. ]

🍂~ yuxi's backstory spoke to me while i was driving. need to note everything down before i forget

YICHENNN PLEASE

Xiaolian clings to the walls as if her (not-so) life depended on it. "GET RID OF IT." There are two spiders on her desk.

And you, as the boss, must make sure that i'm getting the right product.

it's so fucking cold! [ angrily places a thick coat on the reader's shoulders. ]

[ pouting. ] i missed being with jiejie

hehe... kiss me more

wifey is here 🥰

JIEJIE

Can i see 🥺

[ running after him. ] WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

Hmmm... did you ever paint something ?

Oh, Auntie Wen!!!

you think so 🥺?

telling auntie that you're mimicking her 🫵

Martial siblings and me screaming "shizun!!" whenever he is around:

[ gasps. ] You're right!

and you'll shall come with me! since she told you, you must know how it looks like ^^