If a man is not willing to burn down an entire world for me, I don’t want it.

I’ll show you my sinful cold cuts if you show me your forbidden cheeses.

Kneeling in the street, drawing a chalk outline around bluesky’s rotting corpse, whispering that it had potential.

I hope all of you realize this is my account and I do whatever the hell I want. -I'm not here to please you. - So, go ahead and put me on all of the stupid moderation lists you want. It won't change a thing.

Dear God: please stop letting them make King Kong and Godzilla movies, amen.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳, 𝘯𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵

I know I’m a bitch because I like to sleep 12-14 hours a day.

Storms make me horny. Is this a mental illness?

good weather weekend butthole hits different

Bluesky is officially dead (to me), I haven’t even secured one marriage proposal here.

My vagina could cure insomnia but men should stay awake and think about what they’ve done.

I’m too soft for this world

Me about to unblock all the creepy men who have ever DMd me and see if they want to give me money

Was it just me or did Superman suck?

Patience is a virtue. But so is curiosity. Ready to test the second one.

I release and receive with ease and gratitude.

Manipulating someone because “you love them” isn’t love, it’s selfishness and coercive control.

Breathless

Before social media, I had to actually interact with people to offend them. Now I can do it from my couch before breakfast.

Butthurt people hurt people

anyone else out there ever get tipsy in a hot tub then get out and walk into a screen door or a sliding glass door or a gaping butthole

The grocery store check out guy said my makeup was fabulous & I’ve been riding that high all day

hey who put rum in my afternoon cup of coffee

i am not responsible for the things i said when i was ovulating

Alien Earth is poorly written and clumsily executed. The team are incredibly stupid. Sort of like Americans today. Especially the MAGATS and those who voted third party.

I’m a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to local meat.

I only followed you back because I thought we could fall in love and get married and have several children and eat at restaurants without speaking and sleep with our backs to each other

the “don’t stick your dick in crazy” crowd is awfully quiet lately

Yours is a domesticated love while she is a wild untamable fling.

A good rule is I always love you and I could never hate you and I’m probably not ever even mad at you cause most of the time I’m mad at me

He’s a 10, but his wife won’t let him date you

Please accept my offerings to worship you even as I intend to own you. I crave your violation and defilement. A being of light loved by darkness. Used but never misused. Taken but always with permission. I want to insert the seed of CNC within you.

You will always be safe within my fire. You are the sun. You were created to bring the heat. The pain we share will be euphoric. I will read your body and listen to your soul. Every thrust will be joyful. When I devour you with my mouth, we shall speak in tongues.

having climbed back on my rocker, i'm pleased to say i'm going home Fri. thx to everyone who showed empathy, love, and support; your kindness has been a light in my darkness. and hey, if you're struggling, pls don't hesitate to seek help. you are not alone, and you matter 💛🧡💛