DS James
@writerdsjames.bsky.social
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Prepare for the dark side. NSFW
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RP7KFYo79KREyAXdSJ5xU
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I know I'm old now because when someone asks how I'm doing I tell them the truth without mercy
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emceekayvee
11 days ago
Nice way to display your own misogyny by using the term "Girl Power" and insinuating that OP's smacking on her bubblegum in pigtails with her Trapper Keeper covered in Lisa Frank puffy unicorn stickers while saying "YOU GO GIRL!" Maintaining this obtuse and reductive take does nothing for you, pal.
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emceekayvee
11 days ago
The Dateline theme song makes me horny
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emceekayvee
11 days ago
I’m not Patient 0 but I have 0 patience
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BooBooKitty
13 days ago
This guy told me that he only dates women “a little dumber” than he is and I told him that it must be hard to find people that meet his criteria?
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Monica
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✨ chelchell ✨
about 1 month ago
All you book people are making me feel guilty for not reading anything while the stack of books on my dresser stares at me. I just can’t focus right now
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✨ chelchell ✨
about 1 month ago
If it’s meant to be then space and silence won’t break it
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You
https://open.spotify.com/track/54LRPvlWuE2b84pq54rNoN?si=U2IZQZJcSqOOnvyB4YyEJQ
about 1 month ago
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I hope you are rejuvenated with the promise of spring. 🙏🏽🫶🏽
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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✨ chelchell ✨
3 months ago
Regular, elote, parmesan and smoked salmon
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BooBooKitty
about 1 month ago
A lot of political accounts block me and I just want to remind them, it’s ok to laugh and be silly sometimes. We are all angry and scared and jokes are the way we stay sane in these times. Block if you must but find your outlet and let yourself feel something other than fear, anxiety and anger.
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BooBooKitty
about 2 months ago
There is plenty of dick in the sea and you can have my portion.
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BooBooKitty
about 2 months ago
Working on my inner thighs so I can crush your head like a walnut
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Ellie's Theme
https://open.spotify.com/track/4XNAZjKsLprCRkhOfWjl0H?si=3nr-Q87SSIWOuTgolqiTtg
about 1 month ago
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emceekayvee
about 2 months ago
I love when I get blocked after posting a selfie. Like, sorry about my face, I guess?
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BooBooKitty
about 2 months ago
This is my emotional support jar of peanut butter
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BooBooKitty
about 2 months ago
Anyone else’s heart feel like it needs a thundershirt?
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BooBooKitty
9 months ago
I'm sorry I replied weird but in my defense, I'm weird
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emceekayvee
about 2 months ago
The problem is, we fight them, they kill us. We do nothing, they kill us. We are helpless it seems, which is how it works in authoritarian regimes. My heart is broken and my brain is on fire with rage. My state, my country, my fellow citizens. What the fuck is happening?
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BooBooKitty
about 2 months ago
Ruin a first date: Can you stop at Walgreens so I can get some tampons
add a skeleton here at some point
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emceekayvee
about 2 months ago
I’m at that tender age when a missed period could be a pregnancy or menopause. It’s either having an abortion or a hot flash.
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emceekayvee
about 2 months ago
Al Capone’s mom when she bought him a toy gun that he then held menacingly at a friend’s head: “oh no, I’ve created a mobster.”
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
about 2 months ago
I noticed you liked but didn’t reskeet. Was it my comma?
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
about 2 months ago
That’s it. 10% tariff on anyone who likes but doesn’t reskeet. You assholes are going to learn one way or another.
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BooBooKitty
about 2 months ago
I made you this doll using only the toilet paper that stuck to the shoes of people using public bathrooms. Please respond.
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BooBooKitty
about 2 months ago
His mom says he's a 10, but she just wants him out of her basement
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Poetryinsunsets
7 months ago
Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate. -Carl Jung
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Poetryinsunsets
6 months ago
Loving the way your eyes rest on me when no one else is watching and how it makes my skin tingle because I don’t have to see it to feel it
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BooBooKitty
2 months ago
Dear people blocking me, You should have seen my ham.
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emceekayvee
2 months ago
Sorry I keep sitting on your fence
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Is it just me or do you also find it oddly romantic to think of sodomy?
2 months ago
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Robert Reich
2 months ago
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.” What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.” Funny how that works.
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BEAVE
2 months ago
Inside of you are two wolves. They are both hot gay hockey players. They are absolutely rivals. You are emotionally invested and need them to kiss about it.
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BEAVE
2 months ago
I’m fully convinced adult men who play hockey are having wildly hot gay sex with each other and honestly, I’ve never wanted to be a man more.
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BEAVE
2 months ago
Get in, loser. We’re going to the cottage.
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