Brian Hoffman
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Making 3 trips to the same grocery store because you keep forgetting an item
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about 3 hours ago
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LRS: Contreras did everything the Cardinals asked him to do. Even the insanely stupid shit (being asked to moveto the outfield). Hope he does well in Boston
about 3 hours ago
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Passanthallich
about 3 hours ago
@JeffPassan tweeted BREAKING: The Boston Red Sox are acquiring first baseman Willson Contreras in a trade with the St. Louis Cardinals, sources tell ESPN.
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It sounds like they were just told a data center is being built nearby
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2 days ago
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The playoff was a huge mistake, go back to the BCS
2 days ago
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Oh gosh things are that bad at Meta, huh?
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3 days ago
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I want to go back to not knowing anything about Adin Ross
3 days ago
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5 days ago
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Iâll admit it. I had no idea Susie Wiles was Pat Summerallâs daughter
5 days ago
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A better baseball podcast would discuss how depressing it is that these players are even available for trade
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5 days ago
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6 days ago
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When that day comes, it is going to be incredible
7 days ago
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Fuck
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7 days ago
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Willson Contreras had just over 50 innings of major league experience at 1st base from 2016-2024 and posted a -1 DRS in over 1,000 innings in 2025. It really isnât that hard
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8 days ago
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Bolting 3 days after a private equity partnership sure seems coincidental
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9 days ago
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Jerad Walker
10 days ago
People with the last names Belichick and Lombardi now make up 31% of the UNC football coaching staff.
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Belichick, UNC fire offensive, special teams coordinators after 4-8 season
Bill Belichick is making changes after his first season at North Carolina.
https://www.wral.com/sports/north-carolina-bill-belichick-fires-freddie-kitchens-mike-priefer-december-2025/
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Are you ok with these things that are already happening?!?!?
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10 days ago
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âR U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?â Man what country do you live in?
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10 days ago
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Lol
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10 days ago
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Lane2Michigan
11 days ago
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Oh my god
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12 days ago
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13 days ago
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âPat McAfee went to your campus because of usâ is just another reason to fuck Notre Dame over
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13 days ago
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Incredible use of the word âpartnerâ. How much of that NBC money gets distributed to the rest of the ACC?
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13 days ago
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The Disneyland Christmas special that Iâm watching with my 5 year old includes Good Charlotte covering Fairytale of New York
14 days ago
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While I do think this is very much a natural result of making the playoff the end all be all, this is Notre Dame doing it so I must react accordingly: LOL stupid babies
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14 days ago
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I know everyone hated Dennis Miller but âthey donât need a football they need a batonâ is pretty good
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14 days ago
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lol join a conference nerds
14 days ago
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Feel like refusing to play in a conference title game would actually make it much easier to not include them in the CFP
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15 days ago
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Why run that 3rd down play if youâre not going for it on 4th?
15 days ago
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Weâre gonna burn our money in this pit now for a little bit
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15 days ago
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Dr. Spaceman procedure
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16 days ago
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Brian Hoffman
The Onion
16 days ago
Commentary: Iâd Sooner Let My Family Starve Than Exaggerate My Marketing âExperience On My Resume
https://theonion.com/id-sooner-let-my-family-starve-than-exaggerate-my-marketing-experience-on-my-resume/
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Ft Zumwalt West hosting group play games in the summer
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16 days ago
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Pictured: my dodgers fan college roommate to me after Ryan Franklinâs blown save in 2009 NLDS
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17 days ago
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Guessing this reader isnât paying attention to the rhetoric surrounding the NBA
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18 days ago
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20 days ago
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The meanest thing I can say about Valhalla is that it made being a Viking seem boring
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21 days ago
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It is very funny that the ACC is being thrown into upheaval because a team from Texas is losing to a team from California
22 days ago
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Missouri football should be mocked if they let Bobby Petrino win his last game as head coach against them
22 days ago
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I donât understand how Michigan won 9 games this year
22 days ago
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I think itâs really important for Ohio State to remember that they have stronger, faster, and better players than Michigan
22 days ago
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Weird how Kirk isnât considering the players at all
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22 days ago
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The outgained Ohio State by 200 yards stat is my favorite because it is both incorrect and funny!
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23 days ago
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Bobby reading the alt text
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23 days ago
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I love getting mad about the portal during a game that involves Lane Kiffin
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23 days ago
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My five year old saw the cell phone as where Kevin Hart is an elf and thought it was the funniest thing. Biggest failure as a parent
25 days ago
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Chaim opening up the windows and letting that Mo stink out
26 days ago
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Pete Hegseth angrily tweeting and asking why Captain Kelly has two of each medal
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27 days ago
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I donât know what the plot of Frozen 3 is going to be but it better maintain the core theme of Elsa wanting to be left the fuck alone
27 days ago
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