Gosh, @bmaz.bsky.social, just how many plagues do you guys have out there in cactus land? www.gainesville.com/story/sports...

"Smaller nation attacked by militaristic superpower behaves exactly like every previous nation invaded by that same superpower. We analyse how this could possibly have been predicted by anybody on our payroll of fucking idiots."

A handy guide to the anatomy of springtime garden friends.

The funniest thing could happen to turn today's huge protest into a massive street party.

And this is squarely on crazy ass little worm Mike Johnson.

Thanks for your support #ChemSky! Coming out of the Council meeting at ACS Atlanta, I am one of the two remaining candidates for 2027 ACS President-Elect.

when he dies, no one will be fired from their job for celebrating

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

And then the Iranians hacked his email! 😂

The prospect of reading Kash Patel’s emails fills me with ennui and mild distaste

It’s been fun the past few years, having people lie or be useful idiots about how Anti DEI is just about merit and not a backdoor whites only policy and then insist those of us who saw that clearly are shrill or paranoid

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music Several dozen folks did Some even dubbed music over the original clip. I haven't been able to get this out of my head. So I give you A Bluesky exclusive: Reservoir Ducks 🐣 🪶

Seems like Senate Democrats actually played this very well. They got a bill passed for clean DHS funding stripped of ICE and CBP. They can now hold out indefinitely for funding them to get masks outlawed and warrants required. But R's can hold out here, too, since the Big Bad Bill funded them.

*cough*thefundingforICEalreadyexists*cough* D.C. is such a fucking shitshow. It's embarrassing.

Last year, it took the Rays half the season to move from brilliant to awful. Today they did it in half an inning.

Iran infiltrates Kalshi to have 30 minutes’ notice of when the ground invasion will begin.

First comment I saw on this post: So now they are just making up stuff to scare people with?? My response: Yup

This is, of course, insane. The administration is just making things up to fear-monger and try to manufacture consent for its misguided war with Iran.

Oh my!

Hey. I decided to do a wellness check on the timeline. If you see this: pause. Think of something soft and quiet and peaceful that makes you happy. Take a deep breath. Close your eyes and unclench your jaw. Release. … Its not much, but I hope it helped you. Be well, friends. ❤️👍🏾

30 years ago, you could drive for miles in Central Florida, taking in the heavenly scent of citrus blossoms. Most of those groves were bulldozed, entombed in concrete and repurposed as tract housing for angry right-wing retirees. www.orlandosentinel.com/2026/03/24/t...

Was worried, but just now we made it through TSA Precheck at ATL in 40 minutes. Now we have lots of time before boarding…

Good morning team. Two minutes of snuff videos doesn't leave time for anything else.

What if... We had a State Department with a variety of people capable of doing negotiations

There’s always tomorrow’s market manipulation

If Congress and DOJ don't subpoena the company for the name, it is because they think the person who made the insider trades was Trump himself.

I’m sure @petetoemmes.bsky.social will be fascinated by this, too.

Watching this project from above with so much interest that I feel like one of those guys in the Geico commercial who is in danger of becoming his parents.

Sponsored by Biberty.

Isn’t it strange how ICE can still pay its brownshirts to combat a non-existent “crisis” while a few dedicated TSA agents have been working for weeks without pay to stave off a complete collapse of US airline travel?

Well shit.

Wow. Basketball drama!

What if they started a war just to own the lib press? Oh wait .They did.

I just sent them a copy of Matthew 6:5-6.

I don’t even care that it’s the first blemish on my bracket. Carolina going down in the first round is fun.

I’ll put ten bucks on Trump insisting on a licensing fee from Treasury for putting his image on coins.

American power in the Persian Gulf has always depended on our ability to convince the world (or compel it) to believe Iran was holding the flow of trade hostage. But now they believe it may be America that's holding the flow of trade hostage. No bueno.

Next World Baseball Classic, team USA needs to bring Brett Phillips in to be the Funbassador. It'll change the culture.

Is Kalshi taking bets on whether the owner goes to jail

Reviewer number 2: "the author fails to consider the works of CBRN expert Dan Kaszeta and has not referenced Kaszeta's work." Me: FFS. I am Dan Kaszeta.

If you look closely, you can see the moss mantis' newly formed wing buds. Her next and final molt will produce fully developed adult wings. #naturephotography #nature #wildlife #macrophotography #macro #prayingmantis #insects #eastcoastkin #photography

It's only a matter of time until a White House intern discovers the Mad Max movies. Then they will give Trump AI videos with packs of tankers moving at ridiculous speed, clad in enough armor to look like medieval castles and firing cartoonishly large weapons.

That was not a strike!

Attention Wendy’s: “condensate” is a noun, not a verb. That is all.

Junior! #RaysUp

Pulling for DR in the WBC. Should be a great game.

Thread.

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Iran is using drones to target tankers.

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