Damn. I’ve developed a moderate case of Trump Hand. I know the blood thinners I take cause bruises from the slightest tap, but I hate this one. Just to be safe, if I start to rant about communism or election fraud, please just push me under a fast-moving bus.

Wordle 1,842 5/6 Yikes. I think some folks will be angry at this. 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Comfort July 4 dinner. I smoked a chuck roast for pulled beef. Lisa made her sauce, amping it up with Indian red chile powder. Grilled corn. The salad is from a grocery store bagged kit, because comfort.

Happy 60th birthday to the #FOIA, signed into law by President Lyndon B. Johnson on this day in 1966! Subscribe to FOIA Files! It's FREE! bloomberg.com/foiafiles

How many of the masked Patriot Front hoodlums in DC are off-duty: ICE National Guard Active Military Cops Trump staffers?

The role of King George III in this reenactment of the American Revolution will be played by Dumold Trump

<loud sportsbqll noises>

Who is this “Nil” they keep mentioning in every match?

driving down the road dodging potholes the town "can't afford" to fix past three giant cop SUVs pulled up around a single homeless guy & his dog I'm sure there's a message there somewhere

And they say America’s best days are behind it….

I’ve been meaning to give a shout-out to Indeed for a while. The message of their current TV ad is a perfect fuck you to AI: People need jobs. Jobs need people.

Stridulation [strid-yoo-LAY-shun] - The shrill sound produced by crickets and other insects. Use: “The Great American State Fair promised the thunder of a grateful nation, but delivered only a windswept midway, the stridulation of crickets, and the foreboding squeak of a ramshackle Ferris wheel.”

A day that ends in a Yankees walk-off loss is a very good day.

Goal, eh?

Or was it this one?

Game over. It will NEVER get better than this. #WorldBollardAssociation

If you are in position to do, please contribute to Venezuelan earthquake relief. I went with World Central Kitchen, but there are many great groups out there.

Freedom but more so

If you are not at the fair, continue to not be at the fair.

Holy shit! 463’

Wow! Three innings, only one hit. Will be interesting to see the next appearance or two.

We just installed a weather station in our back pasture. I am having an incredibly good time watch g the data flow.

Home runs before age 23: Junior Caminero 72 Albert Pujols 71 👀

Millions in restitution for the falsely accused burglars!

"Hello, cat police? I'd like to report a conspiracy to steal slippers."

It had been a while since getting a 3. Wordle 1,832 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Christ on a Cracker Barrel

Oh no.

Just think of all the money the shit Tech Bros spent on this with the help of their filthy rich backers. They pollute, they enshittify, and they lose money. Too bad we didn't tax that money away from them.

Perfect

Odd, how the UK can't seem to keep a Prime Minister—and we can't seem to get rid of a President.

Another lab leak theory!

When Trump and DeSantis team up, the result can only be millions of dollars grifted to cronies, unspeakably cruel illegal acts, and, of course, all of it ending in failure.

Don’t forget he is the son of Lev Parnas, deeply involved in Trump’s scheme to create evidence against Biden in Ukraine. He used Aaron’s name in many of his shell businesses. I’ve always been troubled how Aaron suddenly appeared as a left activist with a huge social media following.

Good thread

The pump don't work because the vandals took the handles

Wordle 5-for-5 Challenge Complete 🎊 Wordle 1,826 4/6 So devious today! ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

What is more emblematic of Trump's destruction of all that we stand for than RFK, Jr. and Pete Hegseth doing the fucking around and the raw recruits at Lackland suffering the finding out?

The irony of it all.....

The most significant freedom event ever could happen on July 4th.

Wait. I’m confused. Doesn’t the NFL have a policy against betting on football, and especially on your own team? How can Soresby be eligible for playing?

I drew a picture of a smiling stick figure guy in a rocket ship and wrote "Me go Mars some day! Yay!" underneath, and now that picture has a market cap of 2 trillion dollars.

I guess we failed to make enough sacrifices to Thor.

Meanwhile, Sherman from the Mr. Peabody show is on the mound at the Men’s College World Series.

I do believe zombie Don Rickles has been hitting the sauce since mid-morning.

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

Can he re-route the storm with a Sharpie?

and might i add thehandbasket.co