This the one.

You’re welcome! (Acquired via @trance.bsky.social)

I’m a consistent voter. Haven’t missed a midterm or presidential election in 25 years. I don’t intend to ruin my record now. Also, I am Team @jasmineforus.bsky.social!

With how often and easily we break locks at my job, my faith in their ability to keep me safe is next to zero. They only deter lazy criminals 😅

I truly believe world peace can be achieved if people would just chew with their mouths closed

We’re watching Found on Netflix and my mom is SO offended the FL hates the man who kidnapped her as a teen because she thinks he’s hot. “Why is she so mean to him? He LOVES and does everything for her!”

I am once again asking you to ignore the state of my cuticles and instead, focus on my hand crafted chrome powder hearts.

Simple instrumentals with raw, powerful vocals is my fave combo

Love the whole album but this one really does it for me

She deserves it! Such a talent

"It may take time to prove you're right, but you have to stick to it." - Fred Korematsu Jailed for refusing to abide by FDR's Exec Order 9066, he took his case against internment all the way to the Supreme Court - and lost. Remember him on Korematsu Day, January 30th. 1/

Olandria Carthen at Robert Wun Spring Couture 2026 show. #fashionsky

People on Reddit act like they are aliens in disguise trying to understand humanity.

I look TERRIBLE in most rompers but me and jumpsuits go together REAL BAD

‘Play doh creation’ is taking me through the ringer 🤣

One day I’ll learn to spell check. Not TODAY, but one day

Two workouts less than 12 hours apart has me feeling like

I really appreciate the movie Aladdin for teaching me the word “genuflect”.

I had 3 Tate’s Bake shop salted caramel chocolate chip cookies to fuel my workout and BOY does it sure feel like it! 🥴🤢

Why would you be a Debbie downer at an interview? Maybe it wasn’t the company. Maybe you were just bad vibes and I don’t wanna risk hiring you and bringing that here.

HE SAID HE WANNA SEE IT FROM THE BIKE

You need to be willing to plant trees knowing you will never sit in their shade

There is NO such thing as silk press season in south Florida. Gon head and do a blown out flexi rod set sis 😭

Why can’t people take their L’s in silence. No one will ever know the foolish mistakes I’ve made and it’s all because I know how to keep my mouth shut in person not to mention on the WORLD WIDE web 😭

‘These are boohoos” 😭

Here go my mom giving every single last detail she knows about a person to tell a simple story

Me when a good looking guy tries to holler at me.

Not this guy let me get in front of him in line, saw I was texting a guy, then skipped me back 😭

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though 😐

I’m literally too high for this shit rn

Once again, I nigged a lil too close to the sun in front of my non-black friends

When you wake up from the best sleep of your life to 10 missed calls on your work phone

The funniest part about this is that she just could’ve said “you’re not my type”. (All her reasons are also my reasons 🤫)

Christmas set done by me 🥰

I have come to terms with the Thing I Hate not being made for me, and have moved on to two splendid pastimes: enjoying Other Things with my time, and being happy that other people enjoy Their Thing.

there are people waking up in the middle of the night unable to breathe because of the fumes produced by this tech just so it can list out the ways in which you are unfit to date

My ex used to complain that I rarely sent him stuff, but that’s because a lot of shit that makes me laugh wouldn’t necessarily make him laugh. I sent shit I knew for a fact he would find funny

Literally going through some bs with them as we speak. NEVER AGAIN

This new couple just moved in upstairs and this is the second time in two weeks we’ve had to call the cops. I hope she finds the strength to get out of there soon

This is tearing me up. Especially the gunshot

Let’s ignore the fact that my hand is ashy and instead celebrate that these week old nails i did myself lasted through an alternator change 😍

Ready, player one, FIGHT! Arcade mode till the batteries die

Okay, maybe I’m not ready for kids. Watching my cousin’s toddler bully her over her own breasts is stressing me out. Then he gonna slap them both and say “mine! 😃” Almost fought that lil boy

1. NOPE. 1a. Yup. We were 4-6 deep in dat bitch (depending on if my cousin or older half bro were staying with us at the time) until I was about 10

Me lying face down spreading my ass cheeks with my hands: “…” My laser hair removal tech staring into my anus: “omg I LOVE your nails!”

PLEASE STAY STRICT