LMFAO! Not all heroes wear capes.

I keep seeing people saying FIFA and the IOC should pull the WC & the Olympics and if you think there is even a 1% chance that either of those organizations would make a morally principled decision, I've got a bridge to sell you.

The boys have gone back to school and she's realizing her daily treat allowance has greatly diminished.

Holy shit!

They haven’t been this mad down in Oxford since Kennedy sent in the National Guard.

Bravest motherfuckers you've ever seen. They just saw a neighbor get murdered and still out there. Maybe let's see some local officials with the power to arrest show as much backbone as these voters PAYING YOUR FUCKING SALARY

This is the energy Democrats need to be bringing party wide for the next year-plus. This is an administration of criminals & what they did to this poor woman, they would do to us all if they could. They deserve to face the full force of the law.

MidSouth Gravel is 68 days away. My training prior to Christmas hadn't been ideal but nothing overly worrisome. Given enough time and calories I wasn't concerned about not being able to finish; then the plague struck on 12/26 and it was bad. Tonight was the first night back on the trainer since

I don't hate Dem leadership as much as I hate GOP leadership but it shouldn't be this close.

I hope the stage movers just refuse to bring it out again

Ump show, CFB edition.

The dumbest fucking replay of all time.

IU's coach speaks like he's never experienced joy a day in his life, their QB speaks like he's never not experienced joy.

I don't know what constitutes "large dose" but I'm pretty sure anything more than 81mg ASA daily is not recommended.

Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

I'm down with the flu and it is kicking my ass

That guy who got DK suspended gave a PRESS CONFERENCE and all I'm saying is he should've been punched more times and harder

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

None of the games today really interest me so I might just watch Almost Famous and then start reading this.

I'm a box of reading glasses in my stocking years old.

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

8 years ago when they used to humor us by playing together. Merry Christmas from ours to yours.

This has made me cry - such an uplifting story

This is why it's important to do the assigned readings.

I’m enjoying Bari Weiss’s run at CBS far more than I thought I would.

Is it bad to have the director of a news division be unfamiliar with the Streisand effect?

Get this guy the fuck outta here.

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

I bought myself a Christmas present. There wasn't anything particularly wrong with my old bike computer and I used roughly 15% of its capabilities but this one was on sale and most importantly is USB-C.

this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt

Very solid deal just popped up on Garmin Edge 840 for $249 (almost 50% off!). This is probably the best cycling tech deal this holiday season! Might be a mistake, but either way, live now: alnk.to/6bY1WoZ

Let's do this.

He's brought shame upon the FIFA Peace Prize.

Massie is out of fucks to give.

god bless rob reiner for spinal tap

I'm pretty certain When Harry Met Sally will be being watched upstairs and I'll be watching Spinal Tap downstairs tomorrow evening.

I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.

This is really important context missing from everyone’s posting about the tanker the Navy seized near Venezuela today.

Jared Polis is another data point strengthening my opinion that if an individual ever describes themselves as a Libertarian, they are a fucking moron.

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others." Matthew 6:5

Biggest upset involving the University of Indiana since:

The Hoosiers were a bunch of dicks to Dave and the rest of the cutters but I hate OSU so HOO HOO HOO HOOSIERS!

It's glorious. Let there be heat.

Just informed that OU moron is from Ozark, MO and yeah, that checks out.

I once had a college professor write "you owe me a new red pen" on an assignment. I should’ve complained to somebody. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯