Going to sexy thanksgiving and bringing my pornucopia

i just started taking harp lessons this year after owning a harp for over a decade and it's been great

Today is Septidi the 7th of Frimaire in the year 234. Frimaire is the month of frost. Today we celebrate cauliflower.#JacobinDay More information on cauliflower

HEN-RY HEN-RY HEN-RY

Not all heroes, etc etc.

i have a confession to make every time i try to think of the lyrics to HOTTOGO i just end up with "h-o-t-t-o-g-o" "...i wanna be sedated"

My bank account is at $0.64. I am a disabled part time student. I can expect some cash in January, but need some help to pay the bills this month. I’ll be graduating this time next year, & should be able to support myself then. Goal: $1200. Thank you! Venmo @Mx-muggleton PayPal.me/kethryburgins

they did jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien for real

the moose is loose motherfuckers

ugh, i'd forgotten that asthma coughs have a specific taste to them

goals tbh

someone should write a bot that compares the cost of the helicopter search for the carjackers to the cost of the stolen vehicle and posts when it would have been cheaper to just buy the victim another car

this is how you lose the dish war

i do not know for sure but between the game itself and plugins, i would bet this is true of the OG Escape Velocity

i propose skanksgiving, when for the entire month of november you may only play ska

rat shapes ✨

Why so photogenic? What is he posing for?

are you fucking kidding me i guess this was the natural endpoint of diluting antifa and antifascist, but jesus wept

DOUBLE SPRUCE TREE HERE WE GO AGAIN

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

"AI girls never say no." They're not just saying the "quiet part" out loud anymore. They're screaming it. It's both pathetic and horrorifying.

god, he must be used to everyone clapping like a seal and saying how smart he is

authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.

jesus christ i'd forgotten how absurd the response to wince way was but the name "nathan seabrook" brought it flooding back

Just a reminder that until 1974, US women could be refused bank accounts because they were not men. Seems like pointing out now that payment processors are deciding who gets to have access to money based on puritanical fascist values, and will also share anything they want with authorities.

@bekkalyn.bsky.social is this correct?????

“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”

dude's really out here making a modern prometheus

it's not on the same level as AI, but i'm also perpetually frustrated by the ways that microsoft tries to force you to save things to the cloud.

Someone on the Minneapolis subreddit caught Waymos being delivered. We need the City Council need to ban the use of driverless cars. The technology isn't there. Our city cannot be a testing ground for 1.5 ton autonomous projectiles.

Re Waymo in MN--idk what will happen at session in 2026, but if you are opposed to Waymo, it's gonna be a legislative fight.

the leaves have fallen, it might be time to start tablet weaving again

You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%

Today is Sextidi the 26th of Brumaire in the year 234. Brumaire is the month of mist. Today we celebrate pistachios.#JacobinDay More information on pistachios

For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there. 💩🧊🧪 By @chazhutton.com

apparently the original poster is gone but it's that time of year again! infectedmetaphysic.tumblr.com/post/1483555...

I have never cared what happens to my body when I die. Cremation, burial, viking funeral, whatever makes my family happy, I'm not there so whatever. My only wish after I'm dead: do not fucking ever do this.

When I was snuggling with my kid just now, she told me she was disappointed by her book about the Donner Party, “because I thought they were going to feast on the people when they were still alive.” Then she asked if cannibalism was illegal. Then she asked if she could sleep in my bed.

oh my GOD

"cult" and "occult" are not etymologically related

Anyone local have extra YA books? They seem to go fastest at the @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social, and reading is harm reduction

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.

this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out

my typical joke here is about strapping claymore mines to my bike to make sure any car that hits me loses i have revised this stance i now believe that every pedestrian and cyclist should be an autonomous nuclear power

i have discovered my limit: i will not be naming an NPC "Trasimene Tragic"

There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”