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the abandoning is working, the nerds thirst 🙏

I need more computer women

why did they feel the need to do this

waiting for the big money moves sigma grindset people to find shit like this

before tiktok, before bluesky, before twitter, before meta, before it all, there were sewers. after all, there will be sewers.

help me i'm in the pavement dimension

every time i open this god forsaken app

ghosts and japes is one of the games of all time

hello, this is me!

riddle me this, bluesky. we got atlyss. we got webfishing. whens the low-poly furry runescape entering our lives?

#Atlyss GOTY 2024

The one nice thing about being Spain for this is that everyone over fifty actually personally remembers fascism, and even the too-young bartenders presumably have parents that do. So they don’t downplay it, but they say “You can get through.” It’s a beautiful city.

hi there, figured bluesky would like this picture of myself

ok cool i get to gatekeep bluesky now

do i..?

i keep sending this to my friends to remind them that they are Winning At Life

god damn opiliones

i lost $9573743 in 1 second 😔

AUGH

(oc) my experience on threads

i am back in the unite state

finally, god enabled RTX

me pulling up blub sky and immediately Men

oh cool thank you

Henry Kissinger dying would fix me

hello from italy

making me look something up on urbandictionary is elder abuse

what lesbian flirting looks like to me

butters i know you're Needy but please, i'm busy

If we’re doing news here, a muted words list is absolutely critical for this place being usable

let him cook

me, unable to use bluesky in public because posting your dick is a trending topic

drop your wikipedia history

Bluesky is a great place for special interests especially if your special interest is boobs

It’ll help me finally quit Twitter when the icon on my phone becomes the international symbol for “don’t do this”

sorry for my absence. brain too empty to come up with funny things to put on this website

get your money up 💯💯💯💯💯

i'm going to throw this computer into an active volcano i swear to god

it's raining in milan this morning. in silvio berlusconi's hometown, the skies weep for bunga bunga. this is NPR

hmm

probably should have typed out lake shore drive