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Crew and Ipswich fan Fort Wayne expat Columbus resident.
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GCGBAG ☆☆☆
11 days ago
This is the sort of TIFO Lore that one would think a team celebrating “Stay In the Game” night would want to acknowledge in-stadium via, say, a PA read instead of trying to pretend the giant painted banner being unfurled doesn’t exist but
#crew96
are no normal team
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Yikes
#crew96
if you're gonna stage this stuff at least do it on a match night.
7 days ago
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This is fantastic.
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12 days ago
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thehardtimes.net/blog/oh-your...
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Oh, You’re a Mountain Goats Fan? Name 325 Songs
I’d like to play a game, and you probably know the drill by now. If you’re really a Mountain Goats fan, then... Get the full story
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/oh-youre-a-mountain-goats-fan-name-325-songs/?fbclid=Iwb21leAQe72pjbGNrBB7vZGV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHuZQ6laWsGpsVW57UR3oKIyAKjnLMEGSI6C4aXmBXSp8kq_4dWMIhRwLndM6_aem_ROc5zZNUcZGwrSimr9_CdA
14 days ago
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Katie Mack
about 2 months ago
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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I genuinely don't care about anyone's political party when it comes to the Epstien files. Burn it all to the ground.
about 2 months ago
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Which had a higher attendance. Today's Royal Rumble or King of the Ring 93 at the Nutter Center in Dayton?
#wwe
#royalrumble
about 2 months ago
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@wheatus.com
I love that I can be at a bar and someone else played Teenage Dirtbag. Also would love the rest of your catalog being on TouchTunes
2 months ago
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There's a guy that works at one of the Krogers I work in that looks like Alan Tudyk in Dodgeball.
2 months ago
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If they don't have Akvavit at the stadium bar this year we riot.
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2 months ago
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Senator Meow
3 months ago
can't believe i survived a global pandemic for this
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Well we had our toast to Jim and now
@ryanfromohio.bsky.social
and I are keeping the watch MLS Cup at a dive bar tradition alive. Wish you were here bud.
4 months ago
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Update. Again im not engaging in this conversation. Its just very loud and the hockey game is on the only TV they can get streaming on. (Screw streaming only games) Dude all the sudden starts being kinda progressive about trans issues? Both of his dude bro friends are like love who you love
4 months ago
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Omg dude. Maybe your terrible opinions about women might be the reason you're single. Also maybe dont loudly proclaim your terrible opinions about women at the bar if you're trying to meet someone. Just a thought from someone trying to watch the hockey game in peace.
4 months ago
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Bodega Cats
5 months ago
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There's a guy playing
@stardewvalleywiki.bsky.social
at the bar. Coolest guy in the room.
6 months ago
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If I had a nickel for every time I've been at a casino and the fire alarm has gone off I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
6 months ago
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Apparently I said Beetlejuice 3x. My bad.
6 months ago
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@summerbruise.bsky.social
may have done the best lyric video ever.
youtu.be/ZcEPkbbDNCo?...
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Cookie Monster Snapback ft. Tades Sanville [Lyric Video]
YouTube video by summerbruise [the band]
https://youtu.be/ZcEPkbbDNCo?si=EKkcwj2rQUZdPoFQ
6 months ago
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@talcotts.bsky.social
7 months ago
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HOLY CRAP GUYS HE'S SO CLOSE.
7 months ago
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When did H John Benjamin start coaching Armenia
7 months ago
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It is so good.
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7 months ago
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I'M GONNA START MY OWN MAYONNAISE... WITH BLACKJACK... AND HOOKERS.
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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Mayyyyyyybe we dont buy shrimp with "Great Value" as the branding.
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7 months ago
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You didn't end the invasion of Ukraine in 24 hours. You also didn't involve Ukraine in today's "talks" Participation ribbon for international politics.
7 months ago
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I'll take the draw after that.
#itfc
8 months ago
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The Nutmeg News
8 months ago
OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes
www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
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OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes — The Nutmeg News
This opinion piece was sent to The Nutmeg News by Matt G of Bluesky: Dear The Nutmeg News: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes. Sincere...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/8/6/opinion-i-want-to-snap-your-childs-vuvuzela-over-my-knee-and-watch-the-joy-drain-from-their-eyes
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I dont like Leagues Cup as its a disruption to the season, but I do like the badass post and pre game street food.
#crew96
8 months ago
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My
@thenutmegnews.com
headline. I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes.
8 months ago
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Leagues Cup should be held in the USA in January and February. I will be taking no questions at this time.
8 months ago
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THATS MY BUSH
#crew96
8 months ago
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Or we could just not get a UFL team. That would be cool too.
8 months ago
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That's a lot of money to make Groot and Rocket Raccoon kiss.
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8 months ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
8 months ago
The main difference between the twilight zone and a regular zone is all the weird stuff that goes on in there
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I would love for us to sandbag this shit tournament and just concentrate on the cup.
#crew96
8 months ago
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Its so weird everyone on this team is named Corona
#crew96
8 months ago
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I hope the
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match in Toronto is on a weekend next year. Did the jet boat in the lower Niagra river over the falls yesterday. 100% want an excuse to do that again and do the falls zip line before taking the train to Toronto for a match.
8 months ago
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Trying to continue my streak of politely asking
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
for songs I've never heard live during the middle part of the set. Any chance you could please play Enoch 14:18 tomorrow night?
8 months ago
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sam³⁰⁰⁰
8 months ago
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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Steel City Massive
9 months ago
~Deja vu~
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Darin
9 months ago
Let's get fired up for
#HellIsReal
with a vintage martial arts movie trailer. Be massive my friends.
#Crew96
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#NorOnTour
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Hope
@thechief.bsky.social
had a great night.
#crew96
9 months ago
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PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE THREW OUT A WIG.
9 months ago
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I boarded the Amtrak to Chicago at Milwaukee platform zero today, and I feel like
@standupmaths.bsky.social
and
@geofftech.bsky.social
would approve.
9 months ago
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My friend is the Wade Boggs of the Amtrak Borealis.
9 months ago
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JD Vance looks confused.
9 months ago
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"Melting in Minneapolis" my new sequel to "Sleepless in Seattle"
9 months ago
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