I could have been a famous singer if I had someone else's voice... #brighteyes

bliss

@themountaingoats.bsky.social you did me a massive solid years ago playing Seed Song Bloomington. Genuinely appreciate that. My best friend and I will be at the show tomorrow. She's going through some stuff vis a vie marriage ending. Could you do Counting Song For Bitter Children?

What are the giant pool floaters for? #crew96

the new song is here & on all the streamings btw! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjWf...

This is what it feels like living here right now.

The puck keeps disappearing on the @tntsportsus.bsky.social playoff broadcast. Glad to know the dynamic dasher boards want me to ask my doctor about a drug.

Austin FC Fans Start "#MoveTheCaps" Campaign www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...

Road trip jams with @galiffo.bsky.social

"If i ever get in to politics I'm taking all that big tobacco money. Make America Smoke Again" @galiffo.bsky.social

I'm surprised you didn't suggest Columbus Bliss (after Alexa Bliss of course)

Non-Serious Ideas: Cbus Wendys Cbus Buckeyes Cbus Traffic Backups Cbus Crewsers Cbus Crew 3 Cbus Night Crew Cbus Smokestacks Cbus Capitals Cbus Flying Cbus Pilots Cbus Morgans Cbus podcasters Cbus test kitchens The Columbus Bahama Mamas! Done! Stuff writes itself! #NWSLtoCBUS #NWSL #Crew96

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

You don't spit in the wind and you don't push Josh Williams. #crew96

@morganhughes.bsky.social you going to Richmond?

I have officially entered the "Old person at the bar telling HSH stories" phase of my life. The youths will never know what MLS used to be. 😅 #crew96

Holy crap Temu Wilfred Brimley got ejected. #crew96

Blue Jackets vibes @galiffo.bsky.social @ryanfromohio.bsky.social youtu.be/kO4UnHItjzw?... #cbj

Me and @ryanfromohio.bsky.social are cheering for one result in the next round of the open cup. #crew96 youtube.com/shorts/nV49_...

I don't live here but checkpoint closed a day before I showed up. @mikedoughty.bsky.social I just keep listening to James Jesus Angleton.

This is the sort of TIFO Lore that one would think a team celebrating “Stay In the Game” night would want to acknowledge in-stadium via, say, a PA read instead of trying to pretend the giant painted banner being unfurled doesn’t exist but #crew96 are no normal team

Yikes #crew96 if you're gonna stage this stuff at least do it on a match night.

This is fantastic.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

I genuinely don't care about anyone's political party when it comes to the Epstien files. Burn it all to the ground.

Which had a higher attendance. Today's Royal Rumble or King of the Ring 93 at the Nutter Center in Dayton? #wwe #royalrumble

@wheatus.com I love that I can be at a bar and someone else played Teenage Dirtbag. Also would love the rest of your catalog being on TouchTunes

There's a guy that works at one of the Krogers I work in that looks like Alan Tudyk in Dodgeball.

If they don't have Akvavit at the stadium bar this year we riot. #crew96

can't believe i survived a global pandemic for this

Well we had our toast to Jim and now @ryanfromohio.bsky.social and I are keeping the watch MLS Cup at a dive bar tradition alive. Wish you were here bud.

Update. Again im not engaging in this conversation. Its just very loud and the hockey game is on the only TV they can get streaming on. (Screw streaming only games) Dude all the sudden starts being kinda progressive about trans issues? Both of his dude bro friends are like love who you love

Omg dude. Maybe your terrible opinions about women might be the reason you're single. Also maybe dont loudly proclaim your terrible opinions about women at the bar if you're trying to meet someone. Just a thought from someone trying to watch the hockey game in peace.

There's a guy playing @stardewvalleywiki.bsky.social at the bar. Coolest guy in the room.

If I had a nickel for every time I've been at a casino and the fire alarm has gone off I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

Apparently I said Beetlejuice 3x. My bad.

@summerbruise.bsky.social may have done the best lyric video ever. youtu.be/ZcEPkbbDNCo?...

HOLY CRAP GUYS HE'S SO CLOSE.

When did H John Benjamin start coaching Armenia

It is so good.

I'M GONNA START MY OWN MAYONNAISE... WITH BLACKJACK... AND HOOKERS.

Mayyyyyyybe we dont buy shrimp with "Great Value" as the branding.