“Introducing a brand new edition to a beloved productivity software! … but don’t use it for any actual productivity because it’s gonna fuck up.” SO WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR? WHAT TASK IN EXCEL DOESN’T REQUIRE ACCURACY? -.- I feel like the genre of this simulation has shifted to absurdist comedy.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Did you know? In French, Ten Cashews would be Dix Nuts

Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon

Need to find a way to embed adversarial prompting cues into my epubs so that whenever someone asks the AI-mazon bot any questions it replies with iambic pentameter furry vore erotica.

the polycule is a wreck, a coyote therian fucking vored our outdoor catboy

i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Some worgen studies

ain’t weary yet —

PayPal HATES IT when you - Have sex, or - Use Linux

for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!

penis envy implies the existence of penis pride, lust, greed, gluttony, sloth and penis wrath

Midnight comes and goes, you pick up your phone to ignore your notifications, but something catches your eye as you look at the time. It still says October. In fact, it says October 1st again. It's spooky time forever.

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

If you're using Windows 11, Microsoft is now surveilling you in a new way. This may already be turned on on your computer, and you would not be notified; it activates whenever they detect you are in a "game", which in my experience Microsoft often false-positives on doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...

mega houndoom c0mm for @lyall.bsky.social ! 💙

1.50 skonk dog combo!

Oh so Alolan Raichu hates waffles???

Weretober2024 Day 12! Serpent 🐍

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY FACT: Did you know Dragonborn can also participate in flat fuck friday? Ascuas here shows how it's done

This run is over. Telegram sticker of @schrodingersfox.bsky.social praying to RNGesus! #furryart

AAAAA I forgot to post, I was busy! Thank you everyone who came out to the Furry Crash Course in Linux panel! Here is a link to the presentation if you missed it or wanted a copy for yourself! docs.google.com/presentation... #fursonacon

A ref sheet for a megalomaniac. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #Pokemon #Houndoom #digitalart #ArtistOnBlueSky

Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.

big puppy lol

Apparently forgot to post this one on bsky lol Have a lay of the land :] (🎨: @//tritscrits.bsky.social)

An edgy boi

dad (figurative)

Primera comm para: @deadfangs.bsky.social 🔥✨✨

Some kind of durgegonian

Remember boys, you deserve to nut so hard that it takes 20 minutes per frame to render the cum. You deserve to have a nut so good that it makes your gpu hot. Max out your VRAM with your seed, my dudes.

We did it chat

// coffee date #pokemon

Showing Dominance. Maybe trying to take on a big Greninja was too much for him? Com done for @deadfangs.bsky.social of his Houndoom Rey and my big Greninja Zin.

Old piece I did for @Therapybork of his werewolf character🐺

'AI Destroyed the Digital Artist' (from our BLFC show) is based on the 80's hit by The Buggles. This parody is a modern commentary on AI art. In the same vein as the original, it's a reflection on how technological advancements can disrupt established creative artforms with sad consequences.

Also a problem most Cybertruck owners have

Ya queda poco para el fin de semana animo!!

my nefarious trans agenda #comics #fragilescales

Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already portrayed myself as the $1.50 gigantic Costco hot dog and you as the $7.49 pathetic Five Guys hot dog

"What do you mean we're gonna work overtime again?!"

Life in Color speedpaint Streamed live on Twitch! early access/exclusives/high res: subscribestar.adult/gariyuu patreon.com/gariyuu #furry #art #furryart #speedpaint

The Emerald Nap 💚 #originalcharacter #warcraft

How furries be looking when showing off their latest commission