Jet Black, more like lame furry chud amirite guys????

Did this today and figured it's not a bad idea to give everyone a reminder

im not a linux evangelist but people post on here weekly like "i miss when computers were more like the early 2000s and had basic software and i didn't have to pay attention to all the flashiness and complexity and updates" girl what you desire is running stable debian on a spare thinkpad

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

Valentine Cards by Project Coyote. 💕💌 I think @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social might enjoy these.

flat fuck friday

playing with dogs is ruff

Commission for @deadfangs.bsky.social #hyper

idk they raise a good point

"Open for Love" 5 - 14

one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it

When people ask me to cook for them 🦊👍

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

going to the .DS_store, anyone need anything?

This storm is looking wild

Because I really need sleep but wanted to get something out there, I decided to break my investigation into yiffpersonality into parts. Enjoy!

that yiff quiz is vibe-coded slop made to make money off spammy ads. the site wasn't hacked. it's using adsterra, an ad-network that has been linked to malvertising for 10+ years

*storming out of Microcenter without even a single micro* what the FUCK

I always forget that I made this.

75% of the time be like:

Dogs

Anyway, here's my Typhlosion, Orion! He's a gentle giant and gives amazing hugs! 🎨 Dhani

tramdragon #art #furry #furryart

Gator mating call

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

"AI is going to steal your job" I don't know man, let's see AI steal your catalytic converter.

heard the RAM shortage is getting bad so I've been trying to stock up🤞

you don't know me

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

“Introducing a brand new edition to a beloved productivity software! … but don’t use it for any actual productivity because it’s gonna fuck up.” SO WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR? WHAT TASK IN EXCEL DOESN’T REQUIRE ACCURACY? -.- I feel like the genre of this simulation has shifted to absurdist comedy.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Did you know? In French, Ten Cashews would be Dix Nuts

Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon

Need to find a way to embed adversarial prompting cues into my epubs so that whenever someone asks the AI-mazon bot any questions it replies with iambic pentameter furry vore erotica.

the polycule is a wreck, a coyote therian fucking vored our outdoor catboy

i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Some worgen studies

ain’t weary yet —

PayPal HATES IT when you - Have sex, or - Use Linux

for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!

penis envy implies the existence of penis pride, lust, greed, gluttony, sloth and penis wrath

Midnight comes and goes, you pick up your phone to ignore your notifications, but something catches your eye as you look at the time. It still says October. In fact, it says October 1st again. It's spooky time forever.

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!