Watching an episode of Forensic Files, and I just verbally criticized the smallest bit of wording in the narration. I guess this is my life now.

Well, three of us are sketching this #Halloween season! (The teenager is too cool, apparently.) We came up with 30 odd themes, wrote ‘em down, cut ‘em up, and tossed ‘em in hat to pick at random. Day one: Sam from Trick ‘r Treat 🎃

Btw, I’m a little bit blind these days because I am in fact getting older.

He’s a chonky boy

It’s a Final Destination world, and we’re just living in it. Happy October.

Seeing that video of Hegseth getting racked by a skateboard may have just made my day.

The true white witch hero of HOCUS POCUS. Always and forever.

✨ My kid made me a bracelet ✨

The best headline I’ve seen in a long while

Oh hey, my hotel room totally smells like pot all of a sudden!

Important:

Just arrived in DC for a work thing. It’s a nice view, but now I need to muster the energy to look presentable and be semi social.

I just need everyone to know how much I enjoyed this film 💕 Also, this moment:

“What’s the movie with that guy? Dandy…? Or Carlos? You know, the main guy in the world right now?” - husband He means Pedro Pascal, wtf. And we’re watching FREAKY TALES (2024)!

I can’t help but feel disappointed/disheartened when I see accounts I really admire continue to like content from accounts that — in recent weeks — have proven they’re not so great 😳

I have a work thing in DC later this week, and, boy, do I feel weird about it.

WE LIVE (2025)

It’s a good pause.

Proof of life-ish. (Also, can we criminalize humidity after Labor Day?)

It’s a Xanax kind of day (week, month, year).

In other news, the FB algorithms taught me that there is a group called “Cookie Cutter Identification” and I’d be lying if I said it didn’t fascinate me.

After attempting to explain Russia’s oligarchy to our kids, my 11yo sincerely asked who “Vladimary Poo Poo” was. … And so from this day forth, that is how he shall be called.

You know, there is a reason it’s the FIRST FUCKING AMENDMENT.

Boy, if George Carlin was alive to see all of this.

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INTO IT 👏

Just told my kids to “drive safely“ after dropping them off at school. Happy (?) Wednesday 🥲

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

❤️

Presenting: The Bent Neck Skeleton (soon to be fixed 😬)

I am just so angry, sad, disappointed, and tired. So fucking tired.

Here’s the thing: I don’t condone violence, but I’m not sad about this. I have empathy (you know, that “made-up, new age term”) and sympathy for affected family members. But I’m more so very angry at the political double standard response. School shootings? Now, those absolutely devastate me.

It’s been a while, but today seems like a good day to unfollow/unfriend some people - yeah?

Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but is not a selfie.

So, my dad sent me a text about how he saw the Wizard of Oz show at the Sphere, and that it was "a really amazing enhancement to the original," and I tried to downplay my visceral reaction by saying my favorite version will always be our taped-from-TV copy from the '80s. I think he's mad now.

Oh, hello 👋 Just a casual reminder that some of us host #TerrorTweet watches every Friday at 10 pm eastern time! (on Discord bc the tweeting place is 🗑️) Tonight’s viewing: TEEN WOLF 🐺🏀🚐 Link: discord.gg/dV2MTwyHKC)

Okay, going to start (and to keep up with) a spooky season-themed viewing thread 🎃 It kicked off last night with a family movie night watch of THE CRAFT (1996) ✨🔮

You know, some days I’m like “yes, girl, you know how to trim those bangs,” and other days it’s more like “oh, what the fuck did I just do”

The way my 13yo metal head kid has me put pimple patches on his forehead before bed kind of makes my day 💕

My cats genuinely like me better than anyone else in my house. And I am okay with this.

Family movie night 🦕🍿🦖

Happy Saturday to all, except my sinuses. They can fuck right off.

You want a hyper-specific example of the current admin’s fuckery? My sister’s dog takes a supplement that stabilizes red blood cell counts. Tariffs on these Chinese herbs have surged, making them cost-prohibitive to import. As a result, new orders are paused, freezing supply chains. So, no meds.

Rude, but cute. Cute, but rude.

My maturity was tested today when the woman in front of me at Walgreens let out no fewer than 4 farts. Had my husband or children been present, I would have failed, no doubt.

Watching THE REHEARSAL’s season two finale (because I’m always late to the party) and oh my god.

Happy Monday, folks. Can you help us reach our goal? We appreciate all your love and support!

Family movie night, day-before-school-starts edition 🍿

My 13-year-old just recently got some black skinny jeans from the women’s department because fellow emo kids told him that was the best place to find them, and, oh, the validation I felt when he complained about the teeny tiny pockets