I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.

Song of the day: Tie A String by Reuben Bullock & Reuben and the Dark

Kicked my toe into a cabinet and split the nail vertically making it bleed too for a little je ne sais quoi. Pulled off 1/4-1/3 of my nail after the fact because it was on its’ last legs. What a blessed day!

Everyone has a part to play. Even—especially—the person who moderates the subreddit for videos of people patting their cat on the butt really rapidly.

Sweden becomes the first country to ban all AI music from their official charts! Huge win!

"Strawberry Thief" by William Morris, was created in 1883. The design was first printed that year and registered on March 12, 1883.

Just realised hubris is another one of those words I pronounced so fuckin’ wrong in my head until I heard someone say it out loud.

It finally happened. Not a MMC but a supporting character named Craig.

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

Me, waiting for you to open the meme/tiktok/voice note I sent you and see how good/funny/accurate it is.

Agree. For me this means I’m gonna make him my wife 🙏🏻

‘No, no kissies for you. No kissies for babies who don’t listen to their sister or mum.’ The dog, I am sure, is distraught at this fact.

I need more group chats. My group chats need group chats. I crave curation.

I stg, some romantasy writers really just be scraping the bottom of the white guy name barrel for their MMCs. Someone’s gonna try and get away with something like Craig or Greg next.

‘You may not have heard me.’ What? While wearing the noise cancelling headphones I wear specifically to not hear people? Wild if true.

Can they put the buccal fat back? Please.

Discover new (to me) series/author, read a bunch of their books, look for next book, there is no next book, feel the intense betrayal that @muirwoodwheeler.bsky.social has perpetrated upon me specifically.

Had to Google to prove to myself that I hadn’t imagined kayak cross as a sport. Thank the old gods, I had not. We are blessed with kayak cross in truth.

Broke a month long journalling drought. Feel as though nothing of import was recorded but hopefully this will reinvigorate the habit.

Write some poem. Read some poems. Take a photo of the dog. Lay in bed. Surely this is life.

Absolutely fiending for the melatonin dreams I’m gonna have tonight. What unhinged fuckery will it be?

Well, I didn’t even make it out of the ACT before screaming ‘Can you drive like a normal fucking human?!’ At another driver 🙏🏻

What a fucking twat.

I thought washing your hair was supposed to make you feel better. I feel like I went from ‘lives in a deep fryer’ to ‘has been rubbing balloons over her head’.

I bet you now that I’ve purchased new earplugs for sleep the one missing one will reappear. God, they should just give me shares in Loop at this point.

Is there a polite way of saying 'has a hard on for'? Obviously yes but I can't think of it rn.

Mentally begging myself to put my shoes on and move. It’s not going well as you can tell because I’m posting about it.

scientists have never observed me using tools but a few have said that they'll take my word for it as long as i promise to stop calling them

Even better, rank them most evil to least evil. DO IT, COWARDS.

Question for the skyline: Between Leo Strauss, Plato, Machiavelli & Nietzsche who do you think is the most evil? And why?

Lo-fi jazz version of My Favourite Things was not what I was expecting from this 20/10 Pomodoro Timer video. That's it, that's the post.

Or maybe this is why I AM suited to academia. @clothedvillainy.bsky.social, thoughts?

Perhaps I am not cut out for academia. Annotation I just made: 'BUT Plato would be making sad monarchist noises.' Sorry to my man, Plato and his man, Socrates.

Fuck! I lost my fucking post it notes! This is what I get for my, ludicrous at best, system of keeping my thoughts/notes on post its.

Wake up, babe, new favourite types of activities dropped.

Sometimes I read an article and it fills me with inexplicable hatred. Like, I simply should not care that much about an article on *check’s notes* Plato’s Statesman. Even worse, I subjected myself to that. Perhaps the hatred should be self directed. Perhaps.

It has occurred to me that this is not a good time of year for me to plan a large, visible tattoo.

The reason you think A.I. can be therapy is that you’ve never had a good therapist, sorry that someone tricked you into eating Soylent before you tried bread

Cool beans.

I put my makeup on in my car and today I tried black eyeliner for the first time in…a very long time. I hate it. Naturally this is when I find out my car makeup wipes (a normal thing to have) had dried up. Now I must suffer the consequences of my own folly.

my Apple replay is between me and god (any)

My two favourite categories of activity are 1) technically illegal and 2) not illegal but frowned upon.

LinkedIn thinks I'd a doctor or medical professional of some kind. Like, no, I do not want to nor am I qualified to be a GP or anatomical pathologist or whatever. Get it together, LinkedIn.

Things to do this weekend besides shopping: - manage your mind goblins - nap for 1,000 years - investigate Pi until you get to the weird stuff - investigate pie - read a book out loud in the forest. it may seem like no creatures are listening, but they are, and they appreciate it

They’re not mind blowing or anything but it’s been a long time since I’ve created like this

Apparently I do poems now

Do you ever want to get into a fistfight with someone who created a style guide? No? Just me?

Heal me, singing bowl playlist.

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

Going to start telling potential employers that my greatest weakness is my lactose intolerance. Surely they will reward my refreshing honesty.