Every time I turn on NJPW, Ryohei Oiwa has invented a brand new atrocity to inflict upon his hair.

My headcanon is that the reason there were only 3 VR Troopers is because the other 2 decided they didn't feel like using their powers to fight evil and instead became Daft Punk

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

“Trans children are perfect.”

Just found out Cissia from Zenless Zone Zero eats dog food and I rushed to make this.

All rise for our national anthem. youtu.be/2YZ1ouxhzaM?...

RETRO ABSOLUTE BATMAN🦇 As an absolute (hehe) super-fan of what @ssnyder1835.bsky.social & @nickdragotta.bsky.social are putting out with this phenomenal book every month, I just had to mash up Absolute Bats with some of my retro flavours!

Belt up dark order like you should have done years ago you fucking cowards.

Bluesky sickos are gay as fuck (affectionately)

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

Weed doesn’t make you gay but watching Kamen Rider sure does something to a person

Mercedes Moné has the opportunity to do an amazing White Castle commercial right now.

Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure

I played bass in a horrible stoner band with St*ven Tyl*r's cousin during covid.

The world needs comedy wrestling. 🤼‍♂️

What happened to my copy of Soul Calibur II?

GEKI RED, NINJA RED, AND GO ON RED ARE GOING TO BE AT GRAND PRINCESS?!?!

Day #225: Masked Rider (1996)

HP Lovecraft:

New trailer for Frieren Season 2 "Divine Revolte Arc". www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgj1...

I will not be elaborating.

Shower thought this morning: if Hangman is Buffy, that would make Kenny his Angel (who turned evil on him in S2 after they had sex [won the titles]) and Swerve his Spike (who initially tried to kill him to prove his reputation but ended up falling in love).

CHOCOBO'S DUNGEON 2

WHO IS LETTING CAPCOM COOK THIS HARD #steinermath

jc denton: sluggish. tired. weary. jc: sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays. alex jacobson: a man is dead, JC. jc: such things happen on mondays.

Hello?! He’s so much more than that. He’s a professional dancer, he’s a Spice Girls superfanboy, he likes to watch cooking shows and make good food and all his little cocktails, and he has this thing going on with his ant robot, and.. ok, yeah, maybe he’s a little competitive, but that’s cute, no?

The new Street Fighter movie is a failure if it doesn't include random appearances of Q in the background like he's Waldo.

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⚡TMNT x MMPR variant cover.🐢

⭐What'll you have?

peach blossom

1970s bank robbery kit by Mattel

Freaks