Serious post: I'm exploring job opportunities! CompSci grad from MacEwan with experience in game development, admin/data entry, and customer service (decade+ in hospitality). If you know of openings or connections, please reach out! #yeg

I'm still writing I haven't taken a shower since last year on all my 2025 bingo card

I just saw someone say that @mcuban.bsky.social has killed himself. Apparently enough people on here told him to do it, and he took the plunge. May be a rumor, of course. Let me know if you have any details, please! If true, it would certainly cast a pall over this year's Christmas celebrations.

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fishy on me

I love being on my phone! it makes me want to die!!

“Canada is like poutine with lots of gravy” - Chris Locke

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have Johnny Hell, Bob Crap, And Steve Shit

westeros is 6-7

still haven't played shadow of the erdtree btw

I lowkey love accepting all cookies

you're telling me a shrimp fucked this rice

I've never seen a marvin scorsese movie

go to pornhub and type into the search bar "porno". you'll thank me later

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I actually think it's good when nazis die

lol

i can't explain it but sydney sweeney is sabrina carpenter's wario

sitting on the toilet dripping with sweat after running for 16 minutes. this is the runner's high.

wow i sure hope i can hear what some fuckin CHRISTIANS think about stuff soon. does anyone know where i can find that?! where a bunch of fuckin christians are saying all their little opinions on everything????? fuck i really wanna know!

I think my new meds are working because I now only fantasize about my head getting chopped off once or twice a week

something should happen to a bunch of people

I thought bongino wrote livin on a prayer

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I would have called it M2GAN

I am replaying Control (the video game) for the 4th time

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gender!!!!

don't you fucking dare call me Al

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I bet they did

what should I post about

oh fuck I forgot I was supposed to be running for mayor of New York city

We're BACK for Day Two of our big exciting subathon!!! Lots of cool stuff planned for today!!! Lets go!!!!!! twitch.tv/gooffkings

a murder most goated

god damn it nightreign looks so fun

I am not good at fortnite

I am playing fortnite #gaming

if my head got chopped off it really wouldn't be that big a deal tbh

moms aren't real

it deeply fucking sucks to have to vote AGAINST a party I hate instead of voting FOR a party I like

I had a dream the other night that I was in a job interview and had to explain how, if they were data types, a handjob would be immutable and fingerblasting would be mutable

can anyone tell me why @chrisgainesvevo.bsky.social goes SO hard just like, as a guy - Luke Taylor

just wanted to give a shout to @rickypeacock.bsky.social and the amazing work his does on his channel. he's seriously on inspiration as a streamer and I aspire to be more like him every day. check out his stuff if you haven't already, you WONT be dissapointed twitch.tv/rickypeacock

added some more films to my letterboxd letterboxd.com/chrisgainesv...

I work at the airport, I'm the guy that jacks off the airplanes

I think Beethoven would have really liked anime