“Candy Crush businessman says …“ 👋

Perfect AI policy. I feel the same way.

Just reading this article and saw the term “facial portfolio” and no, just no. ““[Newsom] wears that silver fox look super well,” said Darius Davie, the owner of Groom Guy in Washington, D.C. “It’s perfect for his facial portfolio”

Someone had fun with that headline apple.news/AnJximQMdQIu...

This is how they judge humans too

Nice work, @insidehighered.com This is a perfect headline & lede.

Harold & Maude & Grogu Jules & Jim & Grogu

silhouette looks like someone trying to get the most out of their toothpaste

Attended my oldest kid’s graduation today. The U is so different from BYU

I don’t own regalia, but if I did…

My newest book is up for preorder for only $10.76! One of the editors called it “taut, funny, and whip-smart”, which would be a dream to have on the back cover. I really enjoyed writing it. I’ll post more about it later, but I promise not to overdo it. www.bloomsbury.com/us/wallpaper...

The artificial intelligence industry’s data center boom is the latest chapter in a long history of environmental racism and resource exploitation in vulnerable Native communities, says Oglala Lakota and Northern Cheyenne activist Krystal Two Bulls.

Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Written by Zach Cregger & Zach Shields, Weapons prequel GLADYS will release in theaters September 8, 2028.

Just watched The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024) Having worked at an elderly care facility while in high school made this extra creepy for me. Stellar performances by Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow. www.imdb.com/title/tt6874...

Turns out the new season of Euphoria is the Hungarian election.

I'm jealous too. Also jealous of Mexico. Hell, I've been jealous of a lot of other countries lately. novaramedia.com/2026/04/10/m...

Utah legislature stripping voters of their right to privacy while carving out exceptions for anyone they want to protect.

check out my fave @dullboy237.bsky.social who covers some of this territory and probably has a good bibliography: www.amazon.com/Household-Ho...

My daughter just now: “Do you know that flies sometimes give birth postmortem?….You’re welcome.”

To quote Voltaire’s reply when asked if he was circumcised, “I have not had the honor.”

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind? Yes. The bag:

Check out the tag that came with the shirt I just bought. “The 7 Benefits of Having Sex.” No lies detected.

“All scrolling is doomscrolling at this point.” —D’Angelo (YouTuber)

Everything about this story is a perfect distillation of the moment.

Just noticed dynamic pricing in action on Amazon when a book cost 20% more once I logged in.

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

Propaganda during WWI and WWII in fact

I can’t look at the news without seeing Olympic spoilers 🤬🤬🤬

NEW: Senator Ed Markey just introduced a critical bill that would ban ICE and CBP from buying or using facial recognition technology to go after our communities. Congress must pass the ICE Out of My Face Act and use their funding power to rein in these out-of-control agencies.

Join us February 20 for the next installment of ONLINE WITH SFFP 🎬 Film archives didn’t just preserve cinema history—they shaped it. 1/4

Yo, this would be a supremely boss way to spend an afternoon.

Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com

10/10 ICE protest sign

“an aspirational story of a little girl with nothing but a perfect jawline” 💀😂💀

Americans will really use anything but the metric system (complimentary)

So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume

New band name just dropped “perfidious lust for unbridled power” (PLUP for short) But seriously, bonus points for wordsmithery

A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community.

Standing ovation for “Give Me the Ball!” doc about Billie Jean King!

The cinematic universe nobody asked for

"We'll take our stand for this land & the stranger in our midst..." Powerful. Brutal. Inspirational. A loving tribute to Renée Good, Alex Pretti & the good people of Minneapolis. Plus, it name-checks all the villains: the Puppy Killer🐶, Pee-Wee German🇩🇪, the Orange Atrocity🍊💩 & above all: ICE🧊🚫 1/

What kind of person does this ? A rhetorical question.

Madcap buddy movie when?

THE book we need right now is out in the world! Allyson Nadia Field’s ACTS OF LOVE: BLACK PERFORMANCE AND THE KISS THAT CHANGED FILM HISTORY has dropped from @ucpress.bsky.social. Film recovered by USC archivist Dino Everett. 21st century public premiere at 11th @orphanfilm.bsky.social in 2018. ❤️

Every single person writing a book right now: This one, this is the one

We run on empathy, and that makes us sustainable. They run on hate, which is not.