Seriously watch museum of twitter on YouTube or TikTok Mr curator has done a great job of aggregating a history of tweets Todays episode was about Bowsette and how she came to be.

incredible comment on one of my youtube videos

West coast best coast Marked safe from the white house presser interrupting my shows

Brennan Lee mulligan already having a Brennan moment on YouTube Jeopardy I love it.

hey it’s buy a trans woman a pizza day! 🍕🏳️‍⚧️ if you aren’t a trans woman & are in a financial position to buy a lady a pizza, go do it now! don’t know who to send pizza money to? i gotchu, just lmk and ill direct you to a post from a trans woman who hasn’t gotten pizza yet today. sound good? 🫶😘

Feel like Mr. Kristi Noem could afford some high-quality -- or even mid-quality -- breast forms from Glamour Boutique, WHICH YOU KNOW HE KNOWS ABOUT, instead of endangering his sensitive nipples with poppable balloons. I hate that I have typed this sentence as much as you do.

Rachel Maddow is going to have to explain bimbofication to boomers and thats something no one has ever said before lmao

I had to, sorry

I wish Stephen miller a very unpleasant I hope he gets highlighter poops for the rest of his life.

Man dungeon crawler Carl is going to become my entire personality I fear.

Petition to start calling trans right wingers Eggs Benedict

Oh my god, Rika

Josh Duhamel is kind of like Timothy Olyphant’s Wario

You just know Kash Patel's password was Ka$hPatel123

I grew up in a small city, but an area also spoiled for semi-easy access to two major parks, so yes. You can definitely tell. Basically one of my earliest memories of Yellowstone is being around 4 and asking, "Why are those people getting close to the bison?" Dad: "Because they're being stupid."

Tottenham having the ultimate Tottenham season really is just fucking 2026 coded

Fuck the New York Times

I spend an inordinate amount of time ruminating on how the nfl should have just let trump buy the jets. The Jets would predictably be in the same place and we wouldn’t have this monster as president.

Hahahaha what

I’ll always remember Project Hail Mary as the movie where I saw someone smuggle an entire bottle of mustard into the theater and squirt it on a bunch of tiny cocktail franks.

Damn it Jollibee got rid of the aloha chicken sandwich and its like a safe food and now im stuck in neutral deciding what I want to eat now.

The hilarious and sad reality of navigating medical stuff as a trans person Getting my urgent care bracelet with an M as sex but when running my urine tests running a pregnancy test. Which one am I l? Cis woman, trans man, trans woman? Make up your mind medical system.

Watching wealthy Americans posting about how we all need to declare a side in Team Library vs Team Bookstore is demoralizing. When the decline in literacy is literally costing us our country and our hopes for the future... How about we all get on Team I'd Rather Just See People Reading Whatever?

Ugh Facebook messenger stopped working on my phone and now I can’t reinstall it bc there’s something blocking it from working. I’m having a severe meltdown over this.

"I am Baron Corbin dumbass" podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Doing a magic the gathering chaos draft this weekend and im stoked.

I guess im starting dungeon crawler carl tonight

Persephone should join the Megan Bayne/Lena Kross/Penelope Ford stable because she's got the stature for it and her name is thematically appropriate to the gimmick 🤼

The trans NB employee fired by Chili's for being trans worked at their Rosemont, IL location. For all the furries out there, this is across I-90 from MFF Y'all might want to avoid Chili's & Maggiano's, especially when MFF rolls around later in the year. I'm sure there's better places to eat out at

Confirmed speakers for CPAC USA 2026 🤣

One of my new autism jokes is saying so and so from dropout even if they were barely on a dropout show whenever we see someone from dropout on a different show. Like Rick Devens is barely on one of the game changer survivor episodes. But now every time watching 50, Devens is on i say oh from dropout

Spurs should be in their raw guest host era for managing.

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

Blade runner I discovered while researching this that ET came out the same day as grease 2 in 1982.

Watching the World Baseball Classic. Cal Raleigh is up. My wife says “that guy’s got a big butt” I tell her: “you’ll never guess what his nickname is”

OMG I MET CHUCK TINGLE

Thank you The Pitt for delivering on Anthrocon story line (s?)

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

As someone who has long been quite critical of Israel, it’s getting really tiring hearing people say obscenely antisemitic shit and responding to outrage with “criticism of Israel is ok.” Like how about prove you’re capable of even a single complex thought before saying anything about anything?

I could really do with never hearing about nazi tattoo guy ever again this is not a ‘don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good’ situation it’s an ‘at baseline could we not support candidates with nazi/rightwing connections’ situation.

Everyone’s discussions of glp-1s make me hate myself more than most anything. I’m so tired of the weight-loss industry. I know the drugs are supposedly miracles but the side effects sound horrible it also just triggers so much body hate bc people look at me like I should just use them to not be fat.

Two things can be true Susan Collins can suck a day old deviled egg baked on a window sill and Graham Platner can also suck a day old deviled baked on a window sill Maine deserves better than a white man with a very big antisemitism problem amongst other things.

My wife grew up as the only Jewish kid in a small town in Maine, with everything that implies, and you can imagine she feels some type of way about Platnermania.

Me every time a new graham platner story drops.

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

I'm late Gen X and all I'm saying is Millennials got fucked harder than anyone else. They were raised on post 9/11 American media and government and it's just been an endless stream of shit. And I'm not even talking about the 09 collapse. The wars, watching guns shred schools, social media insanity

Step three open the box

Truly insane spin. I bet he'll add this to his list of wars he supposedly "ended."

partner's sister named her new baby Aiden. imagine being assigned trans masc at birth.