Can you accept - even w/o agreeing with all our positions - that Black people know profound truths about this country that are not on Schoolhouse Rock? Now that the tactics they’ve used in our communities are becoming national policy, are you ready to concede that you need our “expertise” as well?

“I’m the captain of Venezuela now.”

Be it thy course to busy giddy minds With foreign quarrels, that action, hence borne out, May waste the memory of the former days

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

I’m reminded of a line from a George Carlin special: “It’s a big club. And you ain’t in it.”

music.apple.com/us/album/g%C... More films with this type of music in them pls

The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.

www.yahoo.com/news/article... *man taking off socks and shoes when his cellphone rings “I’m sorry, I need to take this call.”

Tfw you know you’re not getting in the club

An Elon chud’s interaction with Grok after they prompt it to make CSAM

I’ll take it

If you’re a fan of HEAT, you should give this a read.

in almost any other context, counting down from ten at the top of your lungs in a crowded room will not be met with confetti

Happy New Year to most everyone (not you, Nazis), but especially any cats shooting fireworks at their respective owners

Would

Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!

I hate it when this happens

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him https://theonion.com/rift-widens-between-elon-musk-anyone-who-ever-met-him/

My birthstone is The Rock (the movie not the actor)

I got my brother a subscription to The Onion print addition for Christmas and he told me it was a much better present than the world peace he’d been wishing for.

Demisexual because I am lo vato

“I’m not racist, but…”

🎶Yuletide Carol getting wrung by a choir 🎶

When they go low, we go fartlow.

What I like most about this quote is that if you replace “a flowing stream” with “your mom” it still rings true.

This is better than anything the Dems are currently campaigning on

a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile

Add LinkedIn to this list

The new old fashioned way is code for raw dogging #MerryChristmas

‘‘Tis the season.

I sure do have a candidate for you.

I hope Santa brings me some Good Posts for Christmas

This is why Bob Seger changed the song title to Night Moves

A story I found about Haiti: In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."

It’s true.

"For the first time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71 percent believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate."

This is what happens when the FBI is run by two right-wing conspiracy theorist podcasters who spent the last 11 months purging almost anyone with institutional knowledge from the bureau. They're going to keep fucking this kind of thing up.

Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it. They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!

As Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis stated in 1933; “We can have democracy in this country or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of the few, but we cannot have both.” Today, at a time of unprecedented income & wealth inequality, his words ring truer than ever.

If you need a smile today. I know I do.

Incredible free vacation opportunity for cool guys.

If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.

And darker… As Carl Sagan said (prophetically) in his often-quoted book ‘The Demon-Haunted World’.

This mother with a child battling cancer speaks for millions of us when she talks about how broken our healthcare system has become. We need Medicare for All. Anything else is a scam that enriches insurance companies by robbing American families.