Fox News after the largest single day protest in America

I hope one of the animals is brain worm

Going back to school to get my MBA so I can figure out which one of these is the better deal

My therapist told me I need to doom scroll more

Pritzker/AOC 2028

50 trillion

Idk about you, but I started losing light years ago

#WooPig thus saith the Lord

If you see this, post a monster

Who up heartin’ they darkness?

Real ones know

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

My message for the people working in the Cologuard®️ lab

I love it when the worst types of people are angry about things like this

“Piss on this fucking turd!” - Mr. White

what a shot

There are a lot of people who are going to complain about being unfairly vilified by that halftime show and it's because they know in their hearts they're on Team Hate.

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

Not the obituary I was hoping to read today. #RIP to a great one.

Clear your calendars

Based

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

If you understand this we can be friends

Tfw you’re getting belly rubs vs. tfw the belly rubs stop

He was probably thinking of Burt Springsteen

Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"

SPY puts on Tuesday morning at market open

Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.

If you want to appreciate a life of purpose and sacrifice, read this article. Godspeed, Mr. Christie.

Kamlager-Dove: Nobody said that about the January 6ers, did they? So, they didn’t comply. You know what they got for not complying with the law? A pardon from Trump. And dozens of them have gone out to commit additional crimes. So, I am so sick of the hypocrisy and the bullshit.

“A million and one”

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Can you accept - even w/o agreeing with all our positions - that Black people know profound truths about this country that are not on Schoolhouse Rock? Now that the tactics they’ve used in our communities are becoming national policy, are you ready to concede that you need our “expertise” as well?

“I’m the captain of Venezuela now.”

Be it thy course to busy giddy minds With foreign quarrels, that action, hence borne out, May waste the memory of the former days

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

I’m reminded of a line from a George Carlin special: “It’s a big club. And you ain’t in it.”