she is gods righteous sword truly

80 degrees in mass. Picking tomatoes in a halloween trick or treat bucket. Cleaned up about half the plants, but some are still producing. Watered all the mums but I think they are cooked...

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

Crazy thing to find in the gutter. Must have been at Universal studios?

Never seen one op-ed about electric mowers & yard tools - better, quieter & vastly easier to maintain than fossil fueled ones, and judging by the selection at Lowe's, now dominating the market But our oligarch media loves scythe content because it paints doing the right thing as grueling & bizarre

Barnes and noble celebrating 20th anniversary of twilight

Two little boys playing with the flag pole in front of school My son: don't pull the flag down! You'll make people think something bad happened One of the boys: oh right. Like 9/11? 😳

Between this, the epstein list, obsession with trans kids playing sports, & neverending conspiracy theories about what's going on in schoolsin general, you realize that the primary concern of the Republican party and its supporters is their deep desire to abuse children

Podcasts weaponizing Ryan Reynolds ads to get people to join the patreon

Did not get any reading done on the train, but I did catch up on Andy Richter's dancing with the stars performances #TeamAndy

The lady who played Mrs Doyle on father Ted is on this Netflix show bodkin...and does not look that old?? Was she like 25 on father ted??? Haha

As a shitty parent "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas" gets a lot of play

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

There I have a spooky title now

alright, it's that time, going on its 19th year, the extended edition! (as much as fits here) 🎃

Good morning. The government is shut down because Trump wants to act like a king and steal from you. Democrats have no obligation to support a budget that funds the destruction of our democracy - and DOUBLES health premiums to fund a tax cut for billionaires.

Happy October 1st to all who celebrate. It was under 60 degrees this morning!

Good news BC alumns, Amy Poehler has finally mentioned My Mother's Fleabag

This passage nearly broke me.

Watched the caleb hearon special on HBO max and it was really funny. Then the Hannah einbinder one came on, also really funny. That is all. Watch them!

What was the gen alpha kid called when they got assimilated by the borg? 6 of 7 I'm sorry

If you see this post a bridge

I wish people here reacted this way to protesters here. Even protesters people AGREE with here the first reaction is to tell them they're doing it wront...from your chair.

Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️

I feel so bad for all the starbucks workers laid off because of greed.

"Can you stop making the days so busy, I haven't got to play video games"- a kid who got to ride a roller coaster today. (To be fair it was a busy day)

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

2001: a space odyssey on the big screen, airing at regal theaters nationwide today only

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Fucked up that my husband put on a movie that was basically Korean John wick except instead of her dog it was her toddler 2/3 of the way through the movie so YOU were attached too

Sabrina Carpenter is Bart's niece, and that makes me happy.

If the teen daughter of two A-list stars had picked a media friendly cause to advocate for, I’d imagine their would be profiles and photo shoots of her in every women/teen-aimed magazine in the country. And yet.

My car gives me an overheat warning. Swiftly I eject the warp core, the smouldering battery sliding and skipping across the street, straight into the storefront of a nearby cafe and starting what would later be called The Great Fire of 2034.

Finally watching Andor. Nobody told me cousin was on it. Forgiving Star Wars for letting a guy from massachusetts into space

Welp, crying. "Mesa senior's kindness leads to dream concert experience with Nine Inch Nails" @nin.com www.abc15.com/news/region-...

I got a lamp that is too cute. The toddler keeps trying to climb up next to it to boop its nose

the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective

Anyone else just really want a tylenol

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way. by Ezra Klein

A high school class mate is raising funds to relocate to Canada because more and more the US is not a safe place for trans people. Please donate and share if you would like to! gofund.me/b2e6dd024

This handsome gentleman is welcome in my yard any time. Too skittish for pets, sadly.

It is pretty funny that it only took several decades and being sued for billions of dollars over nothing for them to go “ok we will write one accurate headline”

I made a comment on a tik tok "she has to take his name and he can't put on a pair of dress slacks from kohls" some southerners want me to know the jeans their husbands wore to their weddings were clean 😆. Go ahead save wearing a suit for your wake I guess.

OK folks. Don't do this. The reason we try to give vaccines for potentially sexually transmitted diseases at 12 is *because* it is before most people will have been exposed. Do not sexualize that guideline, even if you hate the current dipshit please. Not helping.

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-