Hello fellow Claire saffitz fan

Just thinking about how the toddler was fussing, my husband put a hotwheel in each hand and he stopped

Baked two pies, did the stuffing, peeled the potatoes, rolls are almost ready...time to do toddler bedtime

Its the night before Thanksgiving and suddenly every democrat is texting me again asking for money

RIP to the pint glass I got at Newbury comics for free when I bought Plans by Death cab on CD. At least it was accidentally pushed off a counter while my sons helped me bake.

Should be baking but am just chilling. Too worn out from volunteering at my sons school . Did you know gaga ball is real and not just from bob's burgers?? Kids love it. Also nothing to do with lady gaga

First year my son hasn't come home in a pilgrims or turkey paper crown 😢

This is the stuff non-americans should be mad about, not what we call biscuits

Reading the part of the hobbit where they get the fancy swords with three different special names each. Thinking this must be getting boring for the 6 year old "What are the names again???" Nope lol

We are the daughters of the cats Alf couldn't eat

Had a laugh with a lady at the grocery store as she quietly dictated a text message "i was not aware you were coming for thanksgiving because I was not planning on hosting" and I overheard and locked eyes in horror 😆

A must-read from @davidgilbert.bsky.social on Roblox and what’s going on with #FreeSchlep. www.wired.com/story/he-hun...

Good morning

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

Word is KFC is putting out a Triple Down

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

Bad: I got two crowns down and need a root canal Good: my mommy got me some new slippers!

At the dentist, body is responding appropriately by giving me enough adrenaline to outrun a grizzly bear.

today in biscuits

Progressed has slowed. The 6 year old is building and the toddler is on my lap lol

There's a train set in there...also it's soul crushing finding pieces of technic sets that took me days to put together. Hoping to organize this...

Doubles are better

Marvel Team-up

Creatine? The stuff my male roommates in college ate out of a jug TO BULK? That stuff?

Successfully traded the bluey lego house for a bluey duplo house yesterday because I accepted my little boy is GROWING UP. However he himself said he would have more fun with the duplo one so maybe he isnt lol

Also what was going on with this ET Bath Bomb? I said it looked like the thing from eraserhead and thank god the person who worked there got what I meant 😅 and also joked about it I would be sad when he disolved

Put on totoro to chill out the kids before bed. Pete was silently fascinated by all the cute critters in the beginning then yelled BEEP BEEP GUCK (how he says truck) when this came on the screen. Such a fun movie to watch with little kids.

Still my son's favorite. I think I'd seen it at least twice before he was born too.

Today we BOTH got stuck in the mine but we made it out. Very proud of us.

Of course my son charmed the staff at lush and they let him test out a bath bomb 😆 (we ended up buying 3)

This has been miserable for me

Olivia Coleman and David Mitchell will be on Christmas bakeoff 🤩 maybe Webb just doesn't have the baking chops

Thanksgiving dinner will be cheaper this year but it's the snoopy menu

Trying to figure out if the guy skateboarding around the school is a parent or just cruising for milfs

Got to say I am jealous of people with Costcos near them so they can make it part of their personality

Got out of the hole but lit my house on fire then flooded it

happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it

Just remembered I am still stuck in a dark hole in my minecraft game i am playing to get good enough to play with my 6 year old

Okay I’m just gonna post Jim Rockford voice messages for the next 24 hours “Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”

Halted NIH Clinical Trials List Reveals Slashed Treatments for Cancer, COVID and Minority Health. By @danvergano.bsky.social www.scientificamerican.com/article/halt...

Shows I am caught up on 1) Slow Horses 2) the one where the lady puts on different wigs and plays all the characters on Instagram

CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”

It truly is crazy. There is nothing worse than seeing your child sick. I can't put myself in the brain space of not wanting to avoid that. Or even think of OTHER people's kids being sick too.

Pretty sunrise and the marsh is all frosted

I got 23/26 but the inconsistency with punctuation/full names in the game titles for what counts as "correct" was a little annoying!

YES

Oh god this is a true Smiling Man moment. The Era of Smiles begins

People are mad Rian Johnson said no muppets knives outs...but its almost like they are owned by Disney

BREAKING: House votes almost unanimously to release the Epstein files. 427-1.