~Ladies aaand gentlemen! It's time for the Iono Zone!~ #Pokémon #PokémonFanart

my thing about "would you love me if i were a worm" is that worms are already very lovable. you need to pick a less lovable animal than a worm to truly test one's love... *cursed sword glowers as veins crawl up my rotting arm* like humans... PUNY, WEAK, MISERABLE humans...

max level in rpgs 20: traditional. simple. trustworthy 40: for knights and people really into dnd 99: classic. a fine bottle of wine. 100: oh, the extra mile. very nice 50: level centrist 9999: glutton for excess. if done with love it’s charming 70: mysterious choice. why 60: you sick freak

Stay しがちなイメージだらけの 頼りない翼でも きっと飛べるさ On my love

the most common form of Sandwich

Bluesky Staff: This person is a saboteur. You are NOT to interact. My Bluesky account: "I wonder how you spell Tabasco."

First comic book movie in the shape of a comic book Longbox.

Asking a Genie to make all times be between 7 and 9 PM.

all jump mangaka are woke with those kind of deadlines who has time to sleep?

Had a dream I was taking a music history class and got an essay back and the professor wrote "I've never read such a surface level analysis of Lohegrin" and now thinking about it there's no way that's possible.

lady bow(and bombette) gijinka

Happy birthday trans people! Me and all my homies love you!

Cure Marine 💙

They should call Yoku Blocks Yokunai Blocks cuz those things is not nice am I right #megaman

Spent like a total of 9 hours of the last two days googling "List of every JRPG on the PS2" and stuff like that. Don't do this this isn't how you find anything.

wao

Happy birthday, women! Me and all my homies love you!

YU-NO: A Girl Who Chants Love at the Bound of this World (1996)

If you like Flanderization You’ll love Flanriiyazation

Linear Systems of Equations is insane cuz it's like "Provided you know EVERY SINGLE NUMBER THAT EXISTS, THEN AND ONLY THEN..." "... 1 = nothing that isn't 1" And then you can see the universe

Young Conker's design has always impressed me. They made his eyes and mouth so big but he's completely unable to convey emotion. It's art.

Got the formula for crafting white people in Arknights Endfield.

The Moon is so big and bright today it looks like a sticker slapped on the bedroom wall of the sky # indie_poetry

tama comm

Call me Ishmael.

Paipai Ponpoi Puwapuwa Puu! Heavy Machine Gun appear!

vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"

Trails through Daybreak II is the only time in my life I have heard people correctly pronounce the "-chen" suffix in a piece of media. (Referring to the Märchen Garten) Maybe someday we'll get someone to say "Schild" right, too!

Taking my four cats on a walk #FFXIV

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

My mom: "Is that a Pokémon game?" Me: "Nah, 's Kirby" My mom: "Kirby's a Pokémon, isn't he?"

trying to figure out if I should stop calling Goroawase "Japanese Gematria" On one hand: no one will understand what I'm saying On the other hand: it's very funny to me

every time I watch a MAD that uses Peace Sign by Kenshi Yonezu; two weeks later: "...Ohhh I get it it's because the character makes a peace sign"

It happened. Nice work everyone.

Had a dream I was dog-sitting and every time he misbehaved I rolled him up into a ball of dough and kneaded in more vanilla extract.

Nooooo, pretty Elf lady, we don't have to fight! Let's hug it out instead. And hold hands. And maybe kiss.

Might as well hit me, too!

Harvestella 3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:

The best thing to drink after surgery is one of those protein shakes that taste just a little like blood. So later when you start bleeding again you're like "Oh yum chocolate shake aftertaste"

look if you watched as much anime for 8 year old girls as I do you'd know there is a stark difference between the personality of a girl who is blue and a girl who is purple. In fact they couldn't be more different.

When I was a kid, the part where the dinosaur ate the outhouse was the only part of Jurassic Park that scared me. Imagine dying when you're on the toilet, thats spooky.

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

interpreting the meaning of songs and then overwriting the intended meaning when I learn what it is because I like mine better