That smug face! He’s only on a small box! :3

He’s worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

The only correct response to Elezen existing.

@rosiemcdamsel.bsky.social when she sees a woman

What happens next is likely written off as a near-death experience. Maybe he remembers the woman - what was she, a Dzemael maidservant at one point? But then, there she is - directing, ordering, and turning her attention to him, and... He sees her. A hallucination, surely. But it stays with him.

When @woolric.bsky.social says "JUST. DO IT." You simply have to just do it.

demeter when her daughter goes missing

thinkin abt yoshi-p's reaction to the words 'free to play' and 'season pass'

Get well soon, Uni!

This scale tells only lies!

I use keyboard and mouse, but probably only because I have one of those ridiculous mice with a billion buttons - it basically has the entire NumPad right where my thumb rests. I've never tried controller, but it's probably what I would use otherwise.

My feed today is like 50% Tomodachi Life and I am slightly doing the "Congrats. Happy For You. Nice." meme as I look at your creations and your excitement. That said, keep the pics and clips coming!

= Fun Lesbian Facts = The kabedon gesture is a vital part of any tall lesbian's arsenal. No other technique is quite as reliable for turning a short girl into an utterly flustered puddle. #gpose | #apolloffxiv | #apollocollabs | #heightdifference

1000 enemies and not one care in the world

I'm going to briefly break my incredibly wholesome image (don't laugh) to say that this is a good thing. More comfy spaces like this are good.

Bringing this back because I miss my friends Haurche and Lvl 1 very much 🥺

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

Daily bunny no.3284 is up late again

I don't normally jump into the anime/manga discourse, but I saw this in a Discord I'm in. I think more "will they, won't they, I can't believe all these women want me and I'm just never going to make a move" manga need this woman.

Weekend nature walks are nice, but I think I need to go on a nice long hike or something.

Daily bunny no.3282 goes planet-hopping

I have a hot bath with cherry blossom bath fizzies, rooibos tea, and pyjamas waiting for me fresh from the dryer. I think every Sunday should end like this for Elves.

Thoughts for no particular reason: Is it weird to say that I wish I was more of a scaredy-cat when it came to horror games and movies?

I love that I've caused "Fef" to be a thing

The moment of realisation when, after that late-night conversation that ends with a flirty mention of showing up in bunny suits for Hatching-tide next time... You now realise you MASSIVELY misinterpreted what was being talked about. (with @maxikha.bsky.social's Jules!)

Oh, to be a Pusheen floating on a cherry blossom.

I will always be an Elf, but today's FFXIV adventure as Fayeth Smoleaux was very fun and nice. I don't want to call it an April Fool's Day thing, because potats are too cute and too good for that. So maybe it was just a lark, and a bit of much-needed silliness and fun. (Yes, I saved the preset)

she has a point

Well, since it's Transgender Day of Visibility, please consider listening to my rock album. It's a big, very personal project and the thing I'm most proud of creating to date. And appropriately enough, there's a lot of gender stuff in the lyrics! catgirladapter.bandcamp.com/album/a-fals...

Daily bunny no.3274 has enough for everyone

This weekend has been.... A bit up and down in different ways. But I'm still glad I did it. If you are reading this and thinking about taking that time off, just do it. You'll be glad you did.

I think I might be starting to get way more into mahjong than I anticipated when I told @rosiemcdamsel.bsky.social I was going to learn it to backseat her NES Roundups as a joke.

Dirty Pair Fan Art 💖

Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes! Uni is very happy after eating lots of whole chicken 🍗 We hope he stays happy, healthy, and the strongest

Honestly surprised it took this long, but good. Never going to complain about steps in the right direction.

Pacha's hair is naturally black! This was her back when she was part of her den, which is essentially a giant goblin PMC. She left because she realised she didn't feel anything and wanted to see if she could.

If I have one complaint about how tonight has gone so far, it's that my timeline needs more pretty ladies. And more Ishgard stuff in FFXIV. And more pretty Ishgard ladies.

The birthday boy! I hope he gets a whole chicken.

Had someone mention to me recently that I was possibly one of the girliest people they know. But would a girly Elf think to use a pair of really big pliers to open the stuck gin bottle she just bought as a long weekend treat? Huh? HUH?! ...They need to make those things better, though >.>

this is the shit ishgard saw in the war

Follow me for more amazing, engaging, interesting content like this. Elf will only bore you, never ragebait you or subject you to other unpleasant Online Discourse.

Every time I go to post something on here, I read it over and go "fuck, I'm boring" and delete it. Which is probably good. But then I read some of the stuff that comes across my Discover feed, and feel very happy to be boring by comparison.

The phone is for looking at silly things and doomscrolling. All my dumbest memes and pictures of my cat are saved here, I would never saddle it with the responsibility for Serious Purchases. Big buy means big box, it's simple.

Uni is ALWAYS cool.

I'm slowly forgetting your face (or not) #ff14 #ffxivart