Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I write force fem fiction on company time

I really appreciate Toby Fox for touching on this during the anniversary stream ;u; #undertale #undertale10thanniversary

Still feeling like hot garbo, but I've been waiting for this since the last attempt failed and I ain't missing it again! Going live with Dynasty Warriors 8: Xtreme Legends! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Never forget: it's ethical to bully corporations.

Running a bit behind because I haven't been feeling well this week, but jumping into a new game today! Live soon with The Tartarus Key! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Basically every Dynasty Warriors game pre-2025: haha square button go brrrrrrr Dynasty Warriors Origins: You will become intimately acquainted with the parry mechanic or else Zhang Jiao will tear out your rectum and wear it as a scarf

change of plans, stream cancelled because everything's fucked and bad things keep fucking happening to me today

Doomer mentality's hitting me hard today, let's try and cheer up by playing one of my old favorite games. Going live soon with Dynasty Warriors 8 XL! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Oh, eat all the shit, YouTube. You fucked up, don't blame the people who use your platform

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Just hit the Leverage Redemption episode where Noah Wyle's character has to seduce a man as part of the con, and spent the entire back half of the episode like this:

Gonna start grabbing people by the side of the head and screaming into their open mouths DO NOT REPOST HATE SPEECH EVEN IF YOU ARE DUNKING ON IT

Okay, but hear me out: if the shitty Virtual Boy peripheral actually sells well, we may be able to collectively gaslight Nintendo into unironically rereleasing the CDI games.

Going live soon with more Cryptmaster - and with a brand-new stream layout I'm testing out, courtesy of @queerbuccaneer.gay! Fingers crossed I've got everything set up right! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Bro no way, the Hollow Knight Silksong patch notes are crazy

kinda wild that Weird Al's Hamilton Poker is literally leagues better than anything in the actual Hamilton soundtrack. Not surprising but wild nonetheless

I FINALLY FOUND IT

Who says you can't find affordable real estate these days? Yes, yes, obviously it's haunted, that's beside the point. Going live soon with Moving Houses! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Hiatus finally over, let's try and shake off that dust by jumping back into Cryptmaster! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

That joke in super paper mario about people who go online and complain about games they haven't played was made almost 2 decades ago and I feel like it still hits and I think it's really funny that it's Mario of all franchises calling that attitude out.

Cursed Number xkcd.com/3137/

Sometimes I wonder why I don't watch nearly as much anime as I used to, and then anime reminds me.

stopped everyone in a call from commiserating by going "WAIT WAIT WAIT IM PULLING THE PLUG ON THIS. talk about cool shit NOW"

The reason fascists are able to exploit your "ew thats icky!" Response is because your sense of morality is tied to your sense of disgust. Things you find "gross" will also seem morally wrong, even if the logic doesn't hold up to scrutiny. But you *can* learn to recognize that response!

Just had a dream where I somehow got elected to Congress and as soon as I opened my mouth all the other reps hated me so much that they stopped the session so the people on the other side of the room could take turns lobbing baseballs over everyone else's head to try and hit me in the face.

Break's over, back on your heads! Going live shortly with Look Outside! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

So I guess this is how I learn that my lifelong favorite newspaper cartoonist is not only on Bluesky, but even cooler than I already thought he was.

me: it's time to lock the fuck in me: *does absolutely nothing different*

Me when I pull off a Bug victory in Gnosia:

Out of the catacombs and freshly married, time to explore the seaside! More Cryptmaster in 7! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Garten of Banban Ace Attorney Investigations Virtue's Last Reward Ib No Straight Roads Misao Case of the Golden Idol Wario World Asura's Wrath Rusty Lake Inscryption OFF

You sure about this, Google?

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

Anyone who responded to that Nintendo post about Mario and Peach with tired jokes about Mario being "friendzoned", I'm going to have to ask you to stand on this suspiciously trapdoor-shaped indent in the floor in front of my desk for a sec.

they're talking about the worst song of all time on twitter and no one yet has said {{INSERT: $var.load.UserPreferences $var.spotify.songsAll $sort.MostPlayed %return-title.mp3}} yet which is crazy, everyone knows {{INSERT:prev.Call1}} is the biggest piece of shit song ever

This feels like a good time to also highlight another thing Kas made which really fits with this piece: NAZI VTUBERS FUCK OFF

Controversial movie take: the first 2/3rds of M Night Shyamalan's Trap is a better adaptation of the Hitman games than either of the actual Hitman movies.

Starting a music review account but I don't actually know how to talk intelligently about music so every review is just "yeah this slaps" or "pretty catchy I guess" or "it objectively sucks but I really like trumpets so 10/10"

Too much "we're cooked" & not enough "we're not gonna take this shit"

Rat kid found, now we should probably do something about actually getting into that tower. Live in seven with more Cryptmaster! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

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Sometimes I wanna give in to the doomerism, and then I remember the server I'm in where an annoying dude I've long since blocked spams general with doomer meltdown stuff like every other day, and I regain my optimism through sheer determination to not be that guy.

I need to expand my crew, make new mates in the streamer space to raid into, collab with and generally be cool with. So I'm in need of new friends who like anticapitalist genderfucked pirates! Share this post to help me find more, and if you dig the vibe, follow me and come say hi

Sex workers can be exploited and coerced. But so can farm laborers, does that mean we should make it illegal to grow food? There is nothing inherently immoral or harmful about sex work or porn. If people are concerned about abuse, then help creators have more autonomy and power, not less.

Big thanks to everyone who showed up to tonight's stream! Usually I get kinda self-conscious when I'm doing Golden Idol because I know it's not a super interesting game to watch someone else play, but tonight felt like one of the liveliest streams I've ever done!

Taking a break from Look Outside this week to hop back into an old favorite! Live in eight with Rise of the Golden Idol's newest DLC pack, The Age of Restraint! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Between the 2025 Marble League and the Earclacks weapon ball battles over on Tiktok, it's a great month to be alive for fans of goofy little faceless orbs competing in elaborate sporting events. (It's me, I'm fans. Team Momo all the way, and Dagger is and always will be the GOAT.)

It continues to be infuriating to me how many anime fans are deeply personally disgusted by the idea of a dude crying. Like, just constantly dunking on any male lead who displays any emotion except stoic badassery or vengeful fury.