here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

PLEASE CLIP THINGS IF YOU FIND IT FUNNY. IT MAKES THINGS SO MUCH EASIER AND IT'S A GOOD CONFIDENCE BOOST FOR THE STREAMER

My hole has yet to be sated! Come and join me as we continue playing Berry Bury Berry (and maybe possibly make some actual progress this time!) www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

The instant Duke arrives on the island... #vtuber #vsky #envtuber #twitch #stream #clip

We wanted to make Super Mario Galaxy 3 but Wario wouldn't fit in space.

BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.

KICKFLIPS FOR TRANS LIVES IS BACK!! The UK Continues to be absolute shithouses to trans people, so me and @jennyjanewrites.bsky.social are getting back on our boards. This time, it's Project 8, raising for Gendered Intelligence twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer tiltify.com/@queerbuccaneer/kickflips2026

And I'll fucking do it again.

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

i like how fantasy card games are like this

Did a cozy game masquerading as a horror game last time, so let's switch things up and do a horror game masquerading as a cozy game! Live soon with Berry Bury Berry! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Me looking at my friends on here.

I don't normally jump into the anime/manga discourse, but I saw this in a Discord I'm in. I think more "will they, won't they, I can't believe all these women want me and I'm just never going to make a move" manga need this woman.

when we say that censorship is coming for everyone, we mean *everyone*

The runner reportedly ran a 4-minute mile when "Those Who Deny the Dawn" began playing. paletteswap.site/dif...

"[kink] triggers me/makes me uncomfortable/angry/disturbed" 🆗👍 "i dont want to see [kink] under any circumstances" 🆗👍 "people who enjoy [kink] are" 🛑✋ STOP! ⚠️🚨 We Have Entered 😳 The Reactionary Zone 😱💦 Let's Examine 🔍 👀 Our Emotional Responses 💕🌼 Together ☺️🤝

Exercising while feeling bad is a fun way of solving your immediate problems (headache) while immediately replacing them with exciting brand-new problems (all my leg bones hurt).

Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

With the new DB episode set to drop in like 13 hours, just wanna say: WIZ! BOOMSTICK! GIVE MY GIRL REZE SOME SUN-DISC-LEVEL BULLSHIT SCALING SO SHE WINS, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

Discord's April Fools' joke was that they added an integrated browser game into the app and I genuinely didn't realise it was meant to be a joke because I'm so used to them jamming in bullshit features I immediately ignore

This has been in my head for months now

A film is just a TAS of a play

In the spirit of trans visibility, lemme just plug my ongoing project to document as many pre-2010 games as possible that had a trans person on the dev team. You might be surprised by what's on there. There's games going right back to the sixties! dotmaetrix.neocities.org/classictranslist

My personal Mandela effect is that I swear to god I once saw a trailer for a Mario football game on one of those demo consoles at Kmart when I was a kid.

Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility, all! Go, do crimes!

Well, since it's Transgender Day of Visibility, please consider listening to my rock album. It's a big, very personal project and the thing I'm most proud of creating to date. And appropriately enough, there's a lot of gender stuff in the lyrics! catgirladapter.bandcamp.com/album/a-fals...

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

Running a little late today, but gonna be continuing with Creature Kitchen soon! Might play some World of Horror too if I finish early, idk how close we are to the end of the game. www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Modern games: [invisible wall] Retro games: A six-point presentation on why you are unworthy of this shovel.

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For the first time since I started reading CSM I'm in the Kill Fujimoto part of the cycle instead of let him cook. Let him leave the kitchen

I moderated and ran one of the biggest Harry Potter roleplay forums. I ran a Harry Potter fan club, if I can give it all up then you can! Don't watch the show, don't read the books, don't play the games, don't fucking do anything with HASBRO and don't watch the trailer. Simple as that, let this die!

Would like to formally apologize to fans of BBC Sherlock and Stranger Things - I get it now. I've had to physically stop myself 3 times in the last 12 hours from convincing myself Fujimoto's actually planning to surprise-drop a secret *real* final chapter of Chainsawman that isn't total dogshit.

I used to think XKCD 2071 was an exaggeration back when I was barely active on social media, but now that I'm on Bsky I swear this happens to me at least once a week.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

At long last, the KH1 Proud Mode playthrough is finally complete! Thanks to everyone who dropped by for this two-month trainwreck, hope you all enjoyed!

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS QUOTE FOR A FULL MINUTE STRAIGHT

This time for sure! Going live soon with what should be the *actual* final stream of my Kingdom Hearts 1 Proud Mode playthrough! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

I love this text post so I drew it

Happy Satoko Day! #サトコの日