Elf fact: elves always face magnetic west.

Sometimes I get so consumed by lewd energy it's hard to stop myself from being horny on main

Doing a hopefully pretty laid-back stream today - polishing off the last handful of achievements in Amanda the Adventurer 3, then trying out a new game that might or might not become a series, not sure yet! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Elf fact: elves can't see through lead. Most races can't either I guess, but, like, especially elves.

Not "nonbinary" as in "gender neutral" but more like "multi-class powergaming"

Elf fact: if you make an elf wear snowshoes it actually cancels out and makes them sink in snow.

Elf fact: the Great Emu War was instigated by undercover elven operatives in order to weaken and humiliate their natural enemies, the Australians.

Elf fact: asphalt is an elven delicacy. They just rip big ol' slabs of it off the road and chow down. It's like peanut brittle for them.

Help save the Grand Circus. Unless I can get a new PC I'll have to close things down and that means losing everything I've worked for. It's just not viable to rely entirely on Geforce Now to stream and this PC is also not healthy and could breakdown soon. ko-fi.com/athenaatlas

Stream over! Big thanks to everyone who came, to @librarianluci.bsky.social @copperhuntress.bsky.social @madilynnalchemist.bsky.social & @narysa.bsky.social for the collab, & to @gavinmcwario.bsky.social & @grumlarkin.bsky.social for the raids! We sent love to DOOMVEGA, who's making music!🎶

Unfortunately in good health this evening, so I'm officially out of excuses to put off the minecart level. Live at 6 EST with more Mystery Mayhem! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Been seeing a couple mutuals do this, so go ahead and hit me!

You know that thing where you can always tell how Hideo Kojima felt about a movie because if he liked it he'll gush about everything he liked about it and if he didn't he'll just say "saw [insert movie here]"? Anyway, just beat Pokemon Legends ZA.

saying FF16 has bad combat because you "just do the same combo over and over" is a bit like complaining a metroidvania is too grindy because you can't be bothered to learn boss patterns. like, the game's not boring, you are

A little over a year ago today, I started my streaming career with Amanda the Adventurer 2 - and now, it's time to finish the trilogy once and for all! Here's hoping I don't get stuck on the first puzzle for an hour this time... www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

okay i need you to watch this i picked up like 10 separate vocal stims from this one fucking video

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Stream cancelled tonight, blood sugar crashed while out voting and still feeling like shit. Gonna have to wait another week to watch me spend three hours in Scooby-Doo mine cart hell.

Captain Torture

if bees flew backward would they be called eebs

Yes yes, lifting glam restrictions, very good, we are all thrilled (seriously, we are). Now then. *Ahem* ELVESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! #ffxiv #FF14

You can't even rig a ton of TNT to the C key of a piano right before someone you hate is about to play Those Endearing Young Charms only for them to repeatedly miss the note and frustrate you into playing the right note yourself and accidentally blowing yourself up anymore. Because of woke.

Going live with Toy Story 2! Time to finally beat the first game I ever played! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

rewatched House(1977) and its so fucking peak. Kung Fu is by far my favorite character, shes so cool

Actually managed to get the game I meant to play last week running this time (I hope!) Going live with Scooby-Doo: Mystery Mayhem! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Gender is a sport, and baby, I'm the Cleveland Browns.

Met a woman walking through Tokyo last night, must have been a seamstress or something because she was holding a big pair of scissors. I think she asked me something but it was hard to make out from under her mask. I just said, “Sorry, I don’t speak Japanese!” and walked on. Hope she got home safe

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Jesus, Bennett Foddy needs to be paying royalties to whoever designed some of those Toy Story 2 levels.

Continuing with Toy Story 2 today! Time to find out if that zipline race in the Space Barn is as impossible as I remember! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

My overdramatic ass could not exist in a JRPG world without becoming the main villain, I would have one argument with an idiot and immediately go "I see... humanity is nothing but a momentary shriek of greed and hatred in the endless expanse of time... I shall make this world silent once more..."

If you handed me a bottle of wine with "NOT CYANIDE, CHUG VIGOROUSLY" on the label, I would still trust it more than anything with this little bastard's face on it. essential-japan.com/news/danganr...

TROPE: Popular website built entirely on unpaid community labour dies after blocking content from community unwilling to submit to exploitative data collection monetization methods.

Hey, remember that weird multiplayer Zelda game no one ever played? I do, apparently! Going live with Four Swords Adventures, and no, I don't know what the fuck I'm thinking! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Well well well

Discussing kink scenarios with ocs with my friends

Watching a friend go through Final Fantasy XVI and be like "What the fuck why do people hate this; this game rules!" fuels me.

here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update

Been watching off and on as Noth plays through Octopath 2, and the ending of Throné's story had me on the verge of tears for a good half hour cuz that was just too real

>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 >The world's gone mad >All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst >Everyone talks like a crazy person >Everything's too expensive >Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator >Get home and start playing Earthbound

Had to push this back a week bc I hurt my jaw last weekend, but going live soon with the end of MiSide and the start of a brand-new surprise game after! Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/gavinmcwario

Good luck to everyone protesting today! Keep it peaceful, but let the bastards know they're gonna lose.

typical newsom

Google keeps pushing me recommended articles about upcoming anime that will "dethrone Solo Leveling", which I guess is supposed to be an impressive claim? "Yeah man, this new horror movie I'm working on is peak, it's totally gonna dethrone Jason Takes Manhattan."