when life is good i don’t like looking at the internet

women in chain mail

penny

this woman on campus just made eye contact so sharp with me it pierced my soul jesus christ i should have asked for her number

i love rocks unfortunately, i am as smart as them two gems in a geode

woah been a year almost since i used this

i’m weaving, sure, but you’ll never ever catch me fucken bobbing

kamron1 is my discord if any of you use that

alchemy>chemistry

Raking leaves 👎 Ranking leaves 👍

throwing m&ms at the elderly like bread to ducks

the power of coffee compels me

sieging the state of pennsylvania to grow my kingdom

i live within the realm of ohio

adderall kicked in while i was watching youtube NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lots of ppl think i’m standoffish or unfriendly bc of the stories the villagers at base of the mountain like to tell to scare travelers but if you just take the time to hike up to my hut you’ll find i’m actually quite hospitable and welcoming

yeah i’m throwing stones but what does that have to do with my glass house

why does every coffee place put an unholy amount of sugar in their chai

the only tool you’ll ever need

eating an entire apple tree, branches and all

i wonder how many total letters i’ve typed on my phone

dude you were one stoned epiphany away from enlightenment i can’t believe you stopped

jumping in front of a vespa

Awakening an ancient evil just to feel something

just burped hotdog + spicy mustard and chocolate protein powder. there is no god

if therapy can’t fix it i don’t think even bob the builder would have a solution

therapy places always have a tag like “make it the life you want” with a guy smiling really bright. makes me nervous. need a dude with a neutral face going “make it tolerable, be realistic”

very convinced we’re all psychically tangled in some extra-dimensional web bc sometimes i log on here and see y’all saying random one-off things that are very pertinent to my current situation. i hope i do the same for you

a 16 year old angrily explaining to his mom how he needs his vape to get good grades

aim the cannon at the apple on my head, i can take it

Asking someone I've never met before if I gained weight

i’ve simply decided to stop deciding

looking out the window at night high is unwise

my friend said if i was an animal i’d be a groundhog, i don’t know if that’s insulting or not

gathering the village for when i crack my back so they can all go OHHHHHH THAT WAS A GOOD OBE

i need to find a stereotype to belong to

the poorly equipped homie

i want to be a travelling merchant that can talk himself out of situations so bad

i’m splashing cold water on your face telling you to wake up

it’s weird thinking about how you could just die in a freak accident. but don’t think about that

i spent a few years taking this all very seriously but i think i’m ready to put the bells back on my hat and shoes

went rock climbing and im surprisingly good at it. i have a large wingspan

Normalize fear as a natural state of being

going rock climbing sunday, maybe i’ll fall and wake up in skyrim