Every time I loose a comp match I avoid the whole team. No thx 😭👎🏾

Lmaooo Mike please

We get hard evidence that our lives are being ran by cannibalistic pedophiles and shit just moves on like it’s business as usual, that’s been fuckin with me ngl

Just did the same thing, absolutely not 😭

Same fr 😩

watching The Equalizer for the first time

If and When by The Three Degrees

Cracking yourself up >>>

All this great gameplay and I’m projected Bronze 3 lmaoo

No because why did they kill Doomfist during black history month omg

NEVER EVER.

Lizzo really always jumpin out the mf car behind a man into traffic that don’t have shit to do with her Deluxe bird.

Buttercup 🙌🏾

Yeah…I’m back on the watch fr 😭

I need celebrities to stop fuckin talkin to us dawg.

food is being ruined by private equity because rich whites have no taste and that's why places like raising canes are popping up like gas stations.

JETPACK CATTTTTT will be my new main sdkfbvdksab

It means I won’t be applying 😭

Trusting white women in the work place.

“Do we think the lady in federal jail right now today woke up everyday trafficking children?” WHY YES LIZZO That’s exactly what the fuck crime was.

Last K pop group I actually liked listening too was girls generation.

Please say sike.

You are not entitled to legacy. It is earned.

everything is too sweet

I didnt realize so many of my people gave a fuck what the saltines thought about them. We are only 3 days in. 😭😭😭

I gotta retype that omg lmao a had a typo

Can’t catch my breath it really is always something 🤦🏾‍♀️😩

RAYE’s got it fr.

Procurement is a nasty bag too. I need to get involved in that

I need my ends trimmed so bad 😩

Stacey Plaskett 👎🏾

They want the funding for those big ass warehouses they wanna buy across the country

I’m a Scorpio I’m used to the slander 😭

I don’t believe in being loyal to anything that would have me throwing self preservation out of the window.

I liked what Chappell had on.

Operation find me some book shelves

Lady Gaga came out the gate SWINGING. She wanted her things okayyyyyy.

Like, stop talking to me like you think I'm stupid, and maybe I wouldn't be agitated.

OW2 servers are in the pits. I think this is the worst I’ve seen this game perform on console and PC.

HIDDEN VALLEY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH 😭

I think this is the worst I’ve ever seen OW servers fr

You after you were done cooking💀

Lmaoooo aight man

I ate as I cooked and had nothing to plate. That’s why I don’t cook when I’m high fr 😭

The Saturday Stream 🚨 Twitch.tv/mikeauxl

I have the strangest interactions with men and it’s like 🧍🏾‍♀️

This is why testing can't even stop when you get married. They bring their fkry home.

I hate to report but removing alcohol from your diet does in fact help your body to heal and release excess weight. Unfortunately it's unavoidable. So sorry 🫩

Funny enough I do plan on going to cosmetology school as a side quest jdjdjdj