woooooo wheee we’re all having a great time aren’t we?

Funny how two+ years in and we're not hearing about all the massive success stories AI must be responsible for by now

A line to purchase a Nintendo Wii forms outside the Circuit City in Willmar, MN [November 19, 2006]

Happy Cinco to all who celebrate.

I don’t really care at all about the character/timeline rules that Galaxy’s Edge had or how those rules have changed now. But I will say I do think piping in actual Star Wars score along with the existing soundscape is the right move.

Politically speaking, America is a fucking dump.

Same nerds who don’t mind seeing Mary Poppins on Main Street USA alongside Mickey Mouse are experiencing a major ego death today because their high-end artistic Star Wars land has characters from different times in the the same franchise showing up next to each other now. Pray for them, please.

I understand that I am part of the problem here but it’s really awful that Disneyland continues to actively punish folks that are paying them $1800+/year with things like the reservation system and the 3-strikes rule, instead of just silently taking their money with grace.

It’s really just amazing that WDI turned Frozen Ever After into a multi-park, multi-continent franchise attraction as if it’s a modern classic E-Ticket when all it ever was was a mediocre budget-friendly overlay of an aging Epcot attraction.

Kim Irvine just ended her Disney career by finalizing her decade+ multi-project destruction of New Orleans Square with a build-a-shed gift shop for the Haunted Mansion and a horrific new queue that’s filled with thematically lazy or outright inappropriate decorations from Amazon & HomeDepot dot com.

Laughing at Bob Iger getting/giving himself the Legend award. Not surprising at all but it’s so sad how they’ve totally destroyed what the award means.

disney is just really phoning it in with the cruise line lately. I guess they realized they hadn’t ruined it yet and have been working overtime to fix that

i love the rooms on the new disney cruise line ship

“stop showing me liberal stuff” and of course it’s that guy. 🙄

"One stormy night long ago, five people stepped through the door of an elevator and into a nightmare. That door is opening once again and this time, it's opening for you."

i really hate generative ai more than I can ever say

The funny thing is that Trump tried to suppress Talarico on Colbert but only made the interview a bigger deal that everybody is talking about now so good job being bad at this, Don.

Theme park expert may not actually be an expert, news at 11

The new Heathcliff movie is really confusing.

🥵

Josh D’Amaro was too cheap to relocate the Red Car barn so that’s why we lost the Red Cars at DCA.

grow up people

so theres a pretty general consensus that parks overall have been diminishing in quality/guest experience for quite some time (Lightning Lane, entertainment cuts, value, show quality, hotels, etc) & now we’re being told D’Amaro CEO is good news? DID YOU FORGET HE HAS BEEN OVERSEEING PARKS & RESORTS?

I know everybody’s brains are broken at this point but this is just a ridiculous take. Eisner & Wells were brought in. D’Amaro & Walden already work for the company. Look at what they’ve done - it’s all there & it’s not encouraging. D’Amaro just killed MK’s Rivers of America, in case you forgot!

If you’re out there happy about D’Amaro being named CEO — the dude that killed Muppets at DHS and then said he wants more Muppets in the parks and the guy that killed the Rivers of America so he could shoehorn in Carsland to Magic Kingdom — then please never @ me.

D’Amaro being named CEO is giving Iger sitting in his office saying “yeah I’m really over this shit and the last choices all sucked and there’s no one else now so yeah whatever give it to josh”

year of the horse needs to trample the president to death

Sigh.

put some cheese on it

Me and who?

ARE WE ALL HAVING A GOOD YEAR????

They fixed Goldie’s leg!

Disneyland Handcrafted is great. Was lucky enough to see it in a theatre today and it was a treat to see all of that never before seen, restored footage on the big screen. Loved it.

ARE WE ALL HAVING A GREAT YEAR????

I really fucking hate nazis.

😭😭😭

Lotta people get mad at me when I criticize Democratic messaging but THIS IS HOW DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE TALKING. Like normal people using normal language to communicate normal human emotions about the fucked up situation. THIS.

Under appreciated 1955 Disneyland fence still around in the New Orleans Area of Frontierland.

Really annoyed by those new Vault Collection Disneyland glasses for three reasons: — they’re really really great designs but I don’t need more cups — they’re $15(!) more in the parks than they are online ($64.99 vs $49.99)… why?! — the Disneyland logo on the cups (and matching tray) says “Resort”

And everyone who voted for this.

Also just for the record, fuck Donald Trump and this administration

I don’t care that they’re tearing out ticket booths for Porto’s but I do hope that they have a larger redesign plan for the esplanade and they they aren’t just going to tear out the booths they need to remove for Porto’s and leave the rest of the esplanade just sitting there as-is.

Never gets old.

Remember when Disney had a reputation for industry-leading guest service? So much so that they released books about it and held seminars to teach other companies about it?

Sometimes you spend way too much on something on eBay and sometimes it’s worth it.

it’s very funny to me that they have two massive two story restaurant buildings in downtown disney that they’ve turned into to stores that occupy only a fraction of the restaurant buildings.

emails for knotts with six flags branding, the app merging over to the six flags app, merchandise tags with the six flags logo… i will never get used to it and i hate it so much