This fucking sucks.

Can’t wait to fly over dead soybean farms, ICE raids, JD Vance exploding live ammunition over major freeways, 7m people-deep protests, and bulldozers tearing down the White House. #SoarinAcrossAmerica

Disney leaning into literally anything Americana right now is just total tone deafness. I guess I’m just glad to have yet another to excuse to never have to go on Soarin’ ever again.

well it’s a bummer I never got to see the white house before they ruined it.

There's just no way to exaggerate how cooked your brain has to be to think like this. Trump is an unprecedented, law-breaking, norm-breaking, increasingly demented maniac who is destroying this country's basic institutions. Like, right now! As we speak! But media elites find that boring.

You mean you’re a Disneyland passholder but your life in 2025 is busy & stressful & sometimes in 90 days you are unable to make it to a Disneyland reservation you made… but Disney is still acting like it’s 2021 and they have limited resources and can’t operate their own parks properly cause of COVID

The Disneyland Magic Key reservation system is a money laundering scam.

Disneyland cutting park hours and staffing during Halloween Time as if this time of year is still the quiet off season it was 20 years ago is utterly baffling and also just the absolute worst fucking guest service imaginable.

things have become Stupid

What a shame that WDW is too cheap to include animal enclosures in the new Tropical Americas land at *Aninmal* Kingdom

Disney when they cast Jared Leto in a big budget film

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everyone's laughing and riding and retroholing except buster

Putting macaroni and cheese in a sourdough bread bowl is a theme park food thing that I will never understand.

If you have to choose: Skip the Zoo, don’t miss Mary. #KnottsScaryFarm

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Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory? Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”

You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

Happy birthday @epcotgal.bsky.social!!!!! May your day be elderflower-free!

“Oh no, my body!” — @epcotgal.bsky.social

Nearly 6pm and Ministry of Magic still isn’t open. Mine Cart Madness has been operating for like an hour. The park opened at 10am. lol.

Epic Universe is a gorgeous park but I cannot in good faith recommend anybody paying to visit it until Universal figures its shit out.

THEE BLESSING OF SIZE

Only Disney can have a high capacity boat ride with low demand like Living with the Land and still totally destroy its efficiency by slamming it with something like Lightning Lane

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I wish Disney would just stop trying to mimic art nouveau in its parks & resorts — they never get it right. But the thought of them doing Gaudi’s very detailed & elaborate style of art nouveau in WDW is very funny to me bc there’s absolutely no way TDO will give WDI enough money to execute properly

why?

WDW ticket pricing is out of control… just like wtf

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Always just so much fun.

OH NAUR

Disney Kim Irvine™

My annual reminder that Haunted Mansion Holiday is not for me and that is okay.

I really just wish I could go on the regular Haunted Mansion during Halloween season

If Joe Biden walked like this, Jake Tapper would be furiously typing up another book as we speak.

disneyland security: digs through every crevice of bag looking at keys disneyland security: please jiggle and open your small pillbox disneyland security: cool

As I make my way through James B. Stewart’s “Disney War”, it’s abundantly clear that so much of the success of the Disney decade came from unconventional thinking and true investment in creatives It’s also abundantly clear that post Eisner, Disney just uses that to mine money from millennials

being alive right now is completely incompatible with sanity on every level and every day i feel more and more crazy

Fantastic Bore