"in all likelihood" is soooo funny. as if baby bingy wasn't 24/7 daydreaming abt shizun locking him up in the bamboo house and Making him his little boywife

hand on bare stomach feels more perverted than hand on ass.

the thing about cumplane being fwb & constantly reassuring each other it's just "as bros" is that in shen yuan's head "as bros" means it's not gay and in sqh's head "as bros" means it's not romantic. which means they're both comfortable with it AND they're both wrong

Something lurks behind Lotus Pier… #MDZS #LanWangji #WeiWuxian

five years #svsss

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lesbian bingyuan ghost fucking…. getting eaten out by the angry evil thing haunting your apartment 👍🏼

emotional fulfillment needs is sqq getting passed around like a joint

nobody understands the appeal of a dom tying their sub to the bed, holding a fleshlight, and forcing them to fuck it by only moving their hips. smh.

the thing about insisting that fictional characters have a safeword at all times if they play with consent, surely there's no way to hear a "no," is that no "red" or "pineapple" can kill a top's momentum with the brutal efficiency of "that was a bit much" in a moderately irritated workplace voice

The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb

"If I'm good, I'll stop hurting, and Shizun won't leave me alone ever again?" #SVSSS #人渣反派自救系统 #art

i always love a pairing where one of them is extremely sexually repressed but is emotionally available in general and the other is normal about sex but would kill themselves immediately if they ever displayed a feeling. they’re both giving each other a panic attack and that’s very beautiful to me

sqq: don't take binghe's body tlj: i wasn't gonna i'm hotter sqq: first of all how dare you

also i love sqq's binghe logic......like yeah removing your hand from his forehead while he's being so sweet IS exactly like slapping him across the face

book 1 shen qingqiu move

incredibly funny that so many scummies wrote dollification so close to canon SV dollification. the hivemind. MXTX Spoke Though Us and She said Binghe wants to let his shizun do his hair and dress him up and adjust his belt and roll his sleeves to expose his wrists and micromanage his hairstylist and

Love when my 20 yo son returns from the hospital after a weird 1 day coma and is suddenly acting oddly graceful and serene and then a ultra hot young man shows up at the door during dinner wearing weird robes and they just keep staring into each others eyes with indescribable yearning

“why is this guy calling you shizun” “he’s my video game apprentice and a 24/7 method actor” NONE OF THOSE WORDS BELONG TOGETHRR

who will take one for the team and write whump fic about the months where lbh and mbj tried to find those guys. lbh experiencing physical withdrawal because he can’t feel sqq through his blood parasites anymore??????? can we get some suffering

Cumplane I love you. I desperately want you to fuck but it’s so important to me and your vibes and the tension that you don’t

luo binghe at 17 is sooo

I don’t know who it would be or why they would say it but I want a disciple to call SQQ “Qingqiu” and watch Bunhe kill bill sirens

작업 할 때 좋은 기억이 있는 마법사와 나방?

#MDZS #Wangxian HS au but uh western take? LOL Wei Ying was suspended from playing for the Yunmeng Jiangs HS football team, so he decided to cheerlead for shits & giggles to distract the enemy team (courtesy of Nie Huaisang) it was very effective

(surfaces from a sea of journal articles) luo binghe bullying sqq is so important to me. just call me husband and i’ll slow down ❤️

airplane reading peerless cucumber's forum comments and going "this guy is basically my wife" is the fastest shen yuan's wife beam has ever worked

ignore the blood on my mouth. did you mean it when you said im a good boy.

it's been one of those weeks pass the yaoi

when yin yu is wearing a bunny suit it's really important to me that he has a mole on his ass that he keeps trying to hide when adjusting the suit but it keeps riding up

there's no way xue meng is normal about chu wanning. that man is a machine that turns normal disciples into pantysniffers.

love that binghe gains all the power in the world so that he can date his teacher in peace

on two occasions he's tied up and shirtless and he not only doesn't clock this as the start of a gangbang but he keeps solving these problems using things like "his brains" and "his intelligence." it's like he's playing a game for the battle system without realizing it's a hentai flash game

now trigun stampede isn’t the first show to ask “what if this main character was jesus,” but it perhaps IS the first show to ask “what if this main character was jesus and also had a womb”

binghe reverse transmigrating should break reality a little bit. for fun. get stuck in a death time loop

#天涯客 #priest

binghe is some nothern demon clothing. ive realized that when you remove binghe from the classical xianxia aesthetic he kinda stops looking like himself....

#svsss #bingyuan Lately I've been obsessed with this fic Loaded God Complex, Cock It And Pull It with Heavenly demon Shen Yuan and Bingge. Ah the level of pettiness and whatever hell is going on in their situationship, love it. The way Shen Yuan kicked Luo Binghe out of his House is a chef kiss.

Antics with your shapeshifting vampire husband 😏

Helping #liuqingge with his qi deviation

both tgcf and mdzs are stories with protagonists with compromised agency, bound by social obligations and/or manipulated by forces they cannot control. scum villain is the story of a guy who makes a lot of decisions while yelling I'M NOT THE ONE DECIDING TO DO THIS

i do think binghe should make sqq touch himself while lbh watches bc sqq would have 4 breakdowns about it before he talks himself into agreeing, and very importantly for 5 minutes he’s very indignant about the whole thing. they’re MARRIED. what is sqq roleplaying here, being 20?

shen jiu should bully shen yuan for not being able to cum unless there's at least 3 fingers in him.

someone out there is probably writing shen yuan getting groped right now. the world is beautiful.

if you're writing a freak in love and you hit the point where you're asking "are they being too weird right now?" you must continue. you must not hesitate. do not be afraid. they are exactly the right amount of weird. make them weirder.

unfortunately the more you write fanfiction (in my case writing comics) the more you start to second guess your characterization. like yes these 2 could plausibly want to make out but also i dont see a world where they would be comfortable doing that but also this silly scene is not that deep,,,

SY going up there one evening knocks on the door to be very interesting (in a straight way) about his needs and healthy sex drive, and ungodly stamina but could you please abstain tonight because of [reasons] MBJ: 😐

Shen YUAN