"If I'm good, I'll stop hurting, and Shizun won't leave me alone ever again?" #SVSSS #人渣反派自救系统 #art

i always love a pairing where one of them is extremely sexually repressed but is emotionally available in general and the other is normal about sex but would kill themselves immediately if they ever displayed a feeling. they’re both giving each other a panic attack and that’s very beautiful to me

sqq: don't take binghe's body tlj: i wasn't gonna i'm hotter sqq: first of all how dare you

also i love sqq's binghe logic......like yeah removing your hand from his forehead while he's being so sweet IS exactly like slapping him across the face

book 1 shen qingqiu move

incredibly funny that so many scummies wrote dollification so close to canon SV dollification. the hivemind. MXTX Spoke Though Us and She said Binghe wants to let his shizun do his hair and dress him up and adjust his belt and roll his sleeves to expose his wrists and micromanage his hairstylist and

Love when my 20 yo son returns from the hospital after a weird 1 day coma and is suddenly acting oddly graceful and serene and then a ultra hot young man shows up at the door during dinner wearing weird robes and they just keep staring into each others eyes with indescribable yearning

“why is this guy calling you shizun” “he’s my video game apprentice and a 24/7 method actor” NONE OF THOSE WORDS BELONG TOGETHRR

who will take one for the team and write whump fic about the months where lbh and mbj tried to find those guys. lbh experiencing physical withdrawal because he can’t feel sqq through his blood parasites anymore??????? can we get some suffering

Cumplane I love you. I desperately want you to fuck but it’s so important to me and your vibes and the tension that you don’t

luo binghe at 17 is sooo

I don’t know who it would be or why they would say it but I want a disciple to call SQQ “Qingqiu” and watch Bunhe kill bill sirens

작업 할 때 좋은 기억이 있는 마법사와 나방?

#MDZS #Wangxian HS au but uh western take? LOL Wei Ying was suspended from playing for the Yunmeng Jiangs HS football team, so he decided to cheerlead for shits & giggles to distract the enemy team (courtesy of Nie Huaisang) it was very effective

(surfaces from a sea of journal articles) luo binghe bullying sqq is so important to me. just call me husband and i’ll slow down ❤️

airplane reading peerless cucumber's forum comments and going "this guy is basically my wife" is the fastest shen yuan's wife beam has ever worked

ignore the blood on my mouth. did you mean it when you said im a good boy.

it's been one of those weeks pass the yaoi

when yin yu is wearing a bunny suit it's really important to me that he has a mole on his ass that he keeps trying to hide when adjusting the suit but it keeps riding up

there's no way xue meng is normal about chu wanning. that man is a machine that turns normal disciples into pantysniffers.

love that binghe gains all the power in the world so that he can date his teacher in peace

on two occasions he's tied up and shirtless and he not only doesn't clock this as the start of a gangbang but he keeps solving these problems using things like "his brains" and "his intelligence." it's like he's playing a game for the battle system without realizing it's a hentai flash game

now trigun stampede isn’t the first show to ask “what if this main character was jesus,” but it perhaps IS the first show to ask “what if this main character was jesus and also had a womb”

binghe reverse transmigrating should break reality a little bit. for fun. get stuck in a death time loop

#天涯客 #priest

binghe is some nothern demon clothing. ive realized that when you remove binghe from the classical xianxia aesthetic he kinda stops looking like himself....

#svsss #bingyuan Lately I've been obsessed with this fic Loaded God Complex, Cock It And Pull It with Heavenly demon Shen Yuan and Bingge. Ah the level of pettiness and whatever hell is going on in their situationship, love it. The way Shen Yuan kicked Luo Binghe out of his House is a chef kiss.

Antics with your shapeshifting vampire husband 😏

Helping #liuqingge with his qi deviation

both tgcf and mdzs are stories with protagonists with compromised agency, bound by social obligations and/or manipulated by forces they cannot control. scum villain is the story of a guy who makes a lot of decisions while yelling I'M NOT THE ONE DECIDING TO DO THIS

i do think binghe should make sqq touch himself while lbh watches bc sqq would have 4 breakdowns about it before he talks himself into agreeing, and very importantly for 5 minutes he’s very indignant about the whole thing. they’re MARRIED. what is sqq roleplaying here, being 20?

shen jiu should bully shen yuan for not being able to cum unless there's at least 3 fingers in him.

someone out there is probably writing shen yuan getting groped right now. the world is beautiful.

if you're writing a freak in love and you hit the point where you're asking "are they being too weird right now?" you must continue. you must not hesitate. do not be afraid. they are exactly the right amount of weird. make them weirder.

unfortunately the more you write fanfiction (in my case writing comics) the more you start to second guess your characterization. like yes these 2 could plausibly want to make out but also i dont see a world where they would be comfortable doing that but also this silly scene is not that deep,,,

SY going up there one evening knocks on the door to be very interesting (in a straight way) about his needs and healthy sex drive, and ungodly stamina but could you please abstain tonight because of [reasons] MBJ: 😐

Shen YUAN

I think my favourite thing about white lotus era binghe is that sqq thinks he's so innocent and sweet, but inside binghe is marinating in an exquisitely crafted stew of repressed anger, unimaginable levels of horny, and a deep obsession that could spiral into a full blown attack at a moment's notice

BEND HIM OVER

i love everything about bingmei v bingge but it’s sooooo good when bingge is snarling at him and sqq is like 🙄 ok mr baby tantrum

sqq seeing binghe’s face full of anxiety: it’s him… the most specialest best boy bingge, jealous: there’s something deeply wrong with both of you

binghe heavy breathing and making muffled wet, slick noises down the other end of the line while shen yuan shakes from fear and shock and arousal, unable to hang up

2023 // Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! #魔道祖师 #忘羡 #mdzs #wangxian

it’s so good when sqq is human and just chalks binghe’s groping up to being a different species. dont worry everyone, shes just shoving a tentacle down my throat because she’s curious!

Sqq 👠

binghe: virginity is fake (audience cheers) binghe: so shizun is a virgin whenever i want him to be (scattered, confused applause)

i was going to say robot binghe couldn't be a sex bot bc sy wouldn't be able to justify that. but he could. he 100% could. binghe just has to be a sad, abandoned sex robot who looks up at him pathetically and sy will go well he's a boy robot. which means he's made for girls.

shi mei puts him under for the first time and he's so horny about it he's dizzy with it. not because cwn is cute, or because of the power he has, but because it implies that chu wanning trusts him.

cockdrunk is cute but i want more holedrunk. stupid with pleasure and desire and so, so pathetic about it.

peerless cucumber's carefully constructed and fully fleshed out wife insert that has NO bearing on his personal desires or gender identity