TIL Ibero FM has an HD Radio substation The more you know about your prospective uni

To date, I've eaten local cheeses in 67 different countries. My goal is to reach 100. No reason for it, other than that I really like cheese. My favourite so far was a stinky Albanian cheese aged in sheepskin.

boss just asked me to “send her the link” yeah okay zelda

Plantera is the best Terraria boss anyone who says otherwise is a bitch

ATM Looks Too Shitty To Trust

9/11 was deserved and Hamas and Hezbollah aren’t as bad as the IDF.

linus sex tips: "you should date and inseminate people outside your race it makes for really good gene pools"

I need to learn to let go

man everyone is gonna be so fucking confused at work tomorrow

Every single time I get a haircut I end up looking like either John Squire or Porter Robinson, and it only takes 3-5 months before I end up looking like Pirate Software all over again fucking god why

I GOT THE DOMAIN! I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!1 🥳🎉 Paint​.NET is now at paint.net! Well, it will be just as soon as I push all the buttons to migrate content and set up redirects from getpaint​.net etc. For now it's just a "hey go here" redirect page.

"Not everything has to be British protest music"

Report: Dad Wants To Show You Where Fuse Box Is https://theonion.com/report-dad-wants-to-show-you-where-fuse-box-is-1819577825/

I'm gay having sex is as easy as picking up my phone and texting a dude.

Use alt text Steven!!! The blind Community on this internet is huuuuuge

every beatles' solo career in a nutshell: lennon: war bad peace good anyways i abandoned my wife and child mccartney: LOOK AT MY FUCKING PONY harrison: do not redeem the card also charity is fun ringo: picrel

read your own goddamn posts jesus christ, are you for fucking real

ARRIBA EL CRUZ AZUL

gf trying to argue that they can clutch this back in the 2 minutes remaining no lil bro its over LA MAQUINA DECICAMPEON CAMPEONA DE LA LIGA MX A HUEVO PUTOS

watching the english stream for a game happening a kilometre away from me

EAT SHIT GEORGE

"I thought Idris Elba was a woman" "No, its a black man"

girl, go outside and play.

Not sure why I thought dining at a pub was a good idea but alas Arsenal fans

1) Wrong 2) wrong 3) the fuck are you taking about

[hops past your feed]

Whereever you are and go, I will never forget you and your kindness, Officer Guzman

nighttime police station rodeo

Mission Bullshit: COMPLETE Time to undergo another legal threat arc just to get them to get all my accounts together in a single client ID.

they know me by first name at that specific fucking banamex branch at this point holy FUCK WHY IS THIS BANK LIKE THIS

getting doll joint tattoos just to forever remind me about my carpal tunnel

they should make chicken boullion cubes actually like, make soup from one, even if miserable

it's called git because only a git would use it. it's called mercurial because it's poisonous. it's called subversion because it's evil and malevolent. it's called cvs because you'd have to be on drugs to use it

Hello Elon, why don't you dare to use your real name?

No, I need to go back to a time when *love* was still possible.

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

Minnesota Becomes First State to Ban Prediction Markets, Feds Immediately Sue https://gizmodo.com/minnesota-becomes-first-state-to-ban-prediction-markets-feds-immediately-sue-2000760702

BTS Fans Warned Flash Photography Will Trigger J-Hope’s Assassination Protocol

If you start a new supermarket, you should just put an apostrophe and S on the end of the name, because that's what everyone is going to call it anyway.

You've forgotten how to feel in the process. music.apple.com/mx/album/pro...

listening to this on loop until june 14 www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qTd...

Pixel 8 gets green lines Pixel 9 gets pink lines Pixel 10 gets hot And it seems the Pixel 11 will get, cucked (software wise).

words cannot describe how much i want to see them play this live music.apple.com/mx/album/dea...

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

I've been getting a monthly cheese basket sent to me since January. Delicious cheeses I didn't know about. I didn't subscribe to this service and I live alone, so it's not from a husband. But you can't send it back, so I just say nothing and enjoy the cheese.

Only me and my mate James signed up for GCSE German so they put on a special class for us at lunchtimes in the language lab. Instead of German dialogues we used to listen to mixtapes we'd made each other. In our defence there was a lot of Kraftwerk on there.

Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger https://theonion.com/dainty-little-man-orders-single-cheeseburger/

20+ posts a day my ass 20+ posts a midnight nupi brain go brr

i love how i associate a bunch of songs in Rumours to random ass shit with absolutely nothing to do the source material Dreams? Guy rollerskates with cranberry juice The Chain? Formula 1 Go Your Own Way? Wife hitting bike lane divider Never Going Back Again depends on how depressed I am that day