Nadie: Monterrey: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_re...

wake up babe sleep deprived leila posting death threats again

una mentadita de madre bien merecida a todos los que trabajan en el ADIP seguramente por como andan ahora ya cambiaron de lo que eran en 2021-2022 pero igual chinguen a su madre todavia les tengo odio y rencor y espero que sepan que me chingue sus llaves de producción

they should've let me finish making my bus line and my public transit card tokenization platform and also keep letting me buy Pepsi for 13 pesos but alas autistic radicalism

"so why are you applying for refugee status" "well for one im a fairly active politicial figure with well known connections which isn't the main issue as most people don't care but i do have a lot of violent urges against the people around me in those circles"

i really do wonder how it must feel to be hung from your solely your testicles this isn't a bdsm thing or anything i just think that some people deserve to be tortured by, quite literally, being hung up from the balls and if at one point the scrote rips apart i hope it is very painful

The more I think about this, the angrier I get. It takes a particularly virulent strain of sociopathy to sit and let hard-working people serve you a meal knowing that you plan to arrest them and send them off for deportation once they're off of work. Really depraved shit.

Todos los dias rezo para que haya sesión presencial obligatoria en el congreso de la unión y que les toque un temblor o un misil nuclear o una mamada así y se chinguen a todos los senadores y diputados buenos para nada

Let's rock with our cock.

wondering if we pay more than Europeans in taxes, like, sure 16% sales tax is "low" compared to most EU countries but considering how we have special taxes on basically everything with different percentages per product, idk i think it would be less insulting to see "40% sales tax"

actually no dawg 11 year old me was a fucking psychopathic slave owner by the way i always used herbal medicine instead of potions because they were cheaper

Major Tom: "Tell my wife I love her very much" Ground Control:

sometimes i think if that south park episode about jewellery teleshop is the reason why they don't even have a guy saying things anymore because they'd just get people calling to tell him to kill himself (deserved though)

New banner to celebrate the victory of the Minnesotan people against the cosplay nazis

sometimes i think about how Facebook made a whole cartel out of WhatsApp Business by forcing API usage to be given only to "select approved parties", and then creating artificial pricing on API usage based on message type and countries (rugpulled from per-conversation to per-message rates even)

bo nix got more screens than a best buy

MOTHERFUCKER CAME IN AN ELECTRIC SCOOTER EW

fuck you. genuinely. fuck you. i have uber one, i tipped you 10%, you are about a kilometre away from my domicile, you literally only need to ride an avenue straight for 5 minutes, you have basically the easiest fucking delivery job in existence. how did you add 20 minutes to my ETA.

have i ever mentioned i hate delivery drivers and their fuckass cartels

i gotta stop tipping delivery drivers that are like a kilometre away its always cyclists and like 9/10 its those annoying ones with a speaker on their back and like 20 gopros (YOU ARE DOING UBER EATS MOTHERFUCKER)

Damn the bills are fucking shit dawg

the epitome of comedy is playing the supercell intro in vc

"estudihambre" >tiene un iPhone 16 pinche gente al chile

What if Slungus, but tanuki

I need to edit this song onto Speed setting off that Pikachu firework in his bed music.apple.com/mx/album/tin...

who would win fascist boys with a budget of 9 billion at their disposal 100 pissy balloons

Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall. He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn

God knew I would've been too powerful if he made me Minessotan so thats why he sent me to containment in Mexico

I should sample seal sounds to make a sampler called "pluhmpet"

does mamizou shapeshift into a tanuki just to lay down on her side on the sunlight

everyone who uses the term expat unironically should be publicly ridiculed and forced to redo all their K-12 history classes

last name turned me into an alcoholic

for my next and last project im gonna try to brew the pre-FDA four loko and try to make its ABV as high as i can heart disease isn't gonna kill me, 6 alcohol units and 100mg of caffeine in a single can will (worth it)

just because i am good at being a leader and have good moral sentiments does it mean that im gonna be a calm and diplomatic person, that shit is boring asf instead i prefer to cause havoc and be a raging pain in the ass to everyone gregory house got nothing on me g everyone should suck my balls

you gotta give it to charlie kirk he hasn't said anything stupid in the last 128 days that takes commitment

we have been playing this shit for 40 minutes straight god save us we are fucking stupid

JOSE ANTONIO KAAAST

VOTA CINCO VOTA KAST

CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

its kinda crazy to me the baby products industry is a thing and is fully normalised in our society like do people not see how cruel it is that we make baby powder and baby oil from babies

I think we need more tanuki characters overall and we need them to be subtly queer coded or like atleast have a gay canon path Anyways need a tanuki lesbian dating/interested in a rabbit character I need fanart to bring to the wife like if I was picrel before saying "us?"

I think I've been on the internet for long enough to realise that anyone with a name starting with J should never be in charge of moderation or just running a platform overall Too many double standard and overzealous Jays and Joshuas

My brain keeps playing the starting but over and over and like ugh peam I still think this is a song better listened live than on a recording music.apple.com/mx/album/gia...

glossy electric blue* i missed you yknow that right

That earthquake alert could've been an email

ITS BLUE YEAAAAA

"It could never happen here" >proceeds to happen here