Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic https://theonion.com/manic-depressive-friend-a-blast-while-manic-1819566927/

I don't care if I look childish or stupid but I'm dedicating a whole section in that letter to namedrop people I dont like and tell them to go fuck themselves

I've been in a moral dillema for the past couple of days on what a "final" writing by a hospice patient would catalogue itself as The definition of a suicide letter fits it a lot, but I don't think its appropriate to compare things that way, although I think an "auto-obituary" would blanket term it

It just feels like in making the Blue Monday post all over again Sometimes I question whether I am truly in a position of concern and trauma and not an obsession, but honestly, even if it was she deserves the fucking bashing

Just remembered I'm friends with this Dutch guy who keeps going to Russia and getting detained because "what the fuck are you doing here" before they clear him off and let him go to concerts honestly my fucking goat

In the days before Spotify, I'd look through the CD wallets in customers cars that I was working on. If there was anything in there that I wanted I would burn a copy of it to CDR for myself. Also once added 15% to a bill for finding a Nickelback CD.

IF ANOTHER YURI BOT LIKES MY VENT POSTS IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

I feel like my whole set of thought processes are just a very shitty telekinetic fortune cookie that always grants me the wish of slander and gruesome ideas coming true Instead of moving to the west, they wanted to remain close to see family. But now, united24media.com/latest-news/...

I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL TWO DOORS DOWN

As a disabled person, I aspire to be the person the DWP think I am.

dawg since when does ecco4k have a wikipedia page and edit articles about f1

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/

Fuck Marko btw

"Yuki we can still send you back to RB you just need to do Max a favour on turn 1"

Let's just jail everyone driving a Range Rover or American pickup. Sure some innocent people would go to prison but I'm pretty sure the majority would be like "Yeah, fair cop"

I would love to make a Jack Stauber-Bo Burnham type song on Chuck Grassley I dont know why I keep forgetting about him but every time I'm reminded that he exists and is like, a real human, holy fuuuu

Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley

tyler joseph bidet 🚽⛲🎂

Grant me one wish just one wish /yeah music.apple.com/mx/album/a-p...

i admit i was part of the victims of mclaren's brainwash campaign on nyck de vries being good (he is, just not in f1) still my personal goat i wish he had gotten a proper rookie season and not the alphatauri sacking he was handed

Guy (no not that one) who unironically listens to Cbat

Sometimes I'm reminded how long the war has been going on, and think about how many families lost someone -- sons, brothers, cousins, fathers, or uncles in a useless frontline; children, daughters, mothers, aunts trying to seek refuge All for what

I really dont know what I expect whenever I open Whats Hot Classic like yeah I knew it would be gay porn what else would it be

Sometimes I wish record labels supported artists the same way Sony did to Madeon with Adventure. Literally let some random kid get as many features as he wanted, gave him as much production support as possible, marketed the album and live acts to hell and back, and still let him keep copyrights

To think of the real reason why I know Russian...

motivational quote of the day

I tried to beat the devil too many times /lyr music.apple.com/mx/album/the...

I pray to god to blow up Lando's engine or for the spirit of Nick Latifi to give Colaspinto an evangelical blessing for him to be canonised as, the GOAT

Abu Dhabi is gonna be mental holy shit

Hi good morning what happened in Qa- YEAAAA YESS YES FUCK YES MAX P1 LETS GO PIASTRI P2 HES SO FUCKING BACK SAINZ P3 DO YOU SEE THAT SHIT FRED WOOOOOOOO

God I love Chris Squire music.apple.com/mx/album/doe...

Current status tldr this I wish I could say goodbye and give a last hug music.apple.com/mx/album/m%C...

I like saying the word ex like a mysterious catchall term for random people I've gone out with I know it makes me look like I got Ramona Flowers level of whorery (I do) and I can crack jokes based on that Also a guessing game for people who know me, hell for some its a "is she talking about me"

calling my ex(n't) to ask her "can I kms with you" (I want to get laid even if it stops my heart)

Logitech - F310 Gaming Pad for Windows is $9.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/x7cSRV6 #ad

I still think I should be allowed to have a tanuki as a therapy animal, I think we both share a lot of similarities

Yup that's enough internet for today I'm going to go face the feeling of near death in bed now

Will forever parrot the idea that Trump blew Billy C even if it ever gets disproven

Surprised at the lack of BL material written about Nettspend and Xaviersobased

Requited feelings make impossible words more painful

Fire lily music.apple.com/mx/album/pls...

But in my chest there's a thundering pain, it feels like Gods and they're having a migraine /lyr

White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby

I hate this guy so much

I fear that I might die in my sleep, but I dont mind it and if anything I wish that is how I go, peacefully and at rest Let's see if I wake up alive tomorrow

This song is way too fucking funny for me right now If my heart issues kill me, please play this at my funeral music.apple.com/mx/album/kil...

Need some microwaves for redemption www.youtube.com/watch?v=al4P...

Almost forgot about it but at the same time how could I: Happy birthday to my favourite live album of all time (more like a conceival date since CDs were released in May but, happy anniversary or something) ⚡ music.apple.com/mx/album/281...

Vapes with screens should come with a video of someone's lungs being autopsied, even if its a 30 second video I think that it might work to atleast scare the living shit out of teens

I may or may not revert the Verstappen profile because holy fuck its not a joke Oscar is still in contention my goat