I made it to the first challenge level, at which point my husband walked past the computer and said, "It looks like you're watching a car crash in slow motion."

I’m fine with just not using Discord anymore, actually

Dragon Quest is a great game for when you want to fall asleep immediately.

"Poob has it for you" is not satire. Companies really do be naming themselves baby words.

I'm still waiting for the giant thumb to press the button that gives me a little cupcake.

PS2 shovelware, my beloved

I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.

Every RPG is a one-page RPG if you only read one page of it

I am lucky to live in Washington state where everyone votes by mail, but god I wish I could spit on an ICE agents shoes while I vote.

ICE is arresting legal immigrants and murdering American citizens. They have unlawfully arrested people in my community and responded viciously to peaceful protests. There is no reforming such an out of control agency. Abolish ICE!

After being held for more than 7 months at the ICE detention center in Tacoma, Spokane resident Joswar Torres has been released on parole and is coming home to Spokane. Courts ruled on January 29 that Torres had been unlawfully detained, in violation of the Due Process clause of the 5th Amendment.

I made some golden milk correctly this time (turns out you have to heat up fresh ginger before you put it in a pot of milk). It's very nice and my upset stomach feels a bit better!

Okay I watched severance. Season 1 was a masterpiece. Season 2 was boring nonsense. Happy to debate

For the most part, wearing masks to shield your identity to protect yourself from retribution is ceding the whole playing field to the fascists. Not indulging in the weird black ops security theater is itself a statement: this is our world and you don’t dictate how we live in it.

I could smell the garlic from OUTSIDE when I got home from work. It was a good pot roast.

my takeaway is that going out to protests and organizing with your community like minneapolis has shown us and getting offline, where people are paid to parrot government propaganda, is the best action you can do and reminds you the average person isn’t insane or evil

Dad (who has a deadly shellfish allergy) is out of town this weekend so Mom, my sister, and I ate so much crab.

You do NOT need to watch it. At all. It's instant PTSD. You watching does nothing. Save your mental heath.

I think I'm going to throw up. That's enough internet for today.

I met a dog, therefore it is a good day.

This is a post about graphics cards now.

RIP Gordy's Sichuan Cuisine, you were the best Chinese food in the city.

Hey, so, you know how everything is awful and scary and depressing? It turns out volunteering and being around like-minded people in your community helps! Do that!

I swear every time I've left the house in the past two weeks I have witnessed someone driving like they want to meet god

Yes, this. Can we please stop competing to see who can doom the hardest?

Release the HD port for the Switch, Nintendo, you cowards!

I have only one peet for #caturday

I am so insanely jealous

Hazelnuts are very good. That is all.

One of the greatest things I've ever seen was a tokusatsu (don't remember the exact show title) Christmas special where they CRUCIFIED SANTA UPSIDE-DOWN.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

I wish I was this cool

Being in the woods for at least 1 hour per week is genuinely essential to my mental health

That is pure evil.

I would not make it as an Incredible Hulk. "Sorry I destroyed the hideout again guys, I didn't have enough protein for breakfast."

I am ashamed that this would work on me

It is hard to get over that the Q-Anon folks spent years feverishly looking in pizza parlors for the cabal of rich, elite pedophiles and it turns out THERE WAS ONE, right in front of their noses, which they failed to identify and instead voted for three times in a row.

Weighted blanket might be the best invention of all time

Tamale Time 🫔🫔🫔

Is it possible to learn this power?

Only one trick or treater, that means all these comically tiny gummy bears are mine.

I have the ability to eat bread and cheese and stare into a fire for basically an unlimited amount of time and for this I think I would have made a good peasant

Yeah, that's reserved for candles

This bag of candy is for Halloween, please hide it because I bought our favorites. We get to eat it after our 3 trick-or-treaters show up.

my first impression of hades 2 was that it was going to be More Hades (complimentary) but I have since come to understand that they have found a way to invent Better Hades

This is absurdly bad PR. These are the images that need amplified. If you're online, think strategically about which images need to go viral to tell the story of the horrors of this moment. RT and share the shit out of them.

"Ghost of Yotei is alright, I guess" (Plays it for 12 hours straight)

$30 a month for Game Pass Ultimate is a HEFTY price jump. According to Circana's Q3 2025 Future of Video Games Custom Survey, the top reasons cited by those in the US who have unsubscribed from Game Pass were:

die to ridiculous engineering policies or live long enough to see yourself authoring ridiculous engineering policies

9pm on Sunday night is the saddest time in the world.