found on my office door, ngl I 100% appreciate this encouragement lol

soooooo i’ll assume that they’ll be forced by ownership to go to the shit house OOP sorry I meant the white house and if that’s the case I sincerely hope they allow players to opt out. I’m sure there’s enough players who won’t mind going 😑

Shout out to my autocorrect for inventing the phrase "if horse comes to worst", that's a keeper

how dare you

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language. bull$#!% = nonsense/lies chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly horse$#!% = nonsense/lies dog$#!%= low quality ape$#!% = wild bat$#!%= crazy Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

Today’s my birthday and the greatest birthday gift I could ever receive would be if it happened today. Also abolish ice all my homies hate them ✌🏼

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

man fuck you 2026 we ain’t even out of January yet 😭😭

Not Catherine O’Hara 😭 😭 😭 😭

I sat and watched a squirrel eat his lunch for a good 15 minutes today and I don’t know why, but it definitely helped

came home from work, flopped face first on the bed, contemplating never leaving my house again

stay the fuck away from the schools ffs they are KIDS

ICE has killed 9 folks in the first 26 days of ‘26: • Alex Pretti • Renee Good • Keith Porter • Heber Sanchaz Domínguez • Victor Manuel Diaz • Parady La • Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz • Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres • Geraldo Lunas Campos They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.

As a Canadian, what I've learned so far: - Minnesotans are very nice and VERY organized - Mainers are aggressively xenophobic but in a way that lCE will not like - Philadelphians crave the blood of their enemies - LA is ground zero for chaos tactics that never lose - New Yorkers love gay hockey

It feels weird to post this with everything going on. But--in case it brings a moment of joy or distraction: I got a dog

We're horrified & outraged: Immigration agents have once again committed cold-blooded murder of a public observer who posed no threat to them. This time, they've executed a fellow nurse, Alex Pretti. We demand justice and accountability. Abolish ICE, now! https://bit.ly/4big77u

Mood in minneapolis right now

What you say: some weak ass bs What you need to say: ABOLISH ICE

Reminder: DHS legislation that funds ICE at current levels without policy restrictions is in the Senate and needs 60 votes to pass. Deadline is next Friday.

The DHS funding bill can’t pass the Senate without Democratic votes. We must flood Senate Democrats’ offices with calls and force them to use their leverage to rein in ICE. Call your senators: indivisible.org/ice-out-sena... Or send an email: act.indivisible.org/sign/ice-out...

ICE isn't law enforcement without training; ICE is white nationalism with guns.

for the goons carrying this bullshit out and the idiots supporting it all, it’s about racism. but for the people at the top and the ones voting to fund this madness, it is about wealth. both of these things are more important to them than our literal lives.

icicles on their eyelashes but still out there standing up for what is right 😭💙

Some photos I was able to take before freezing my fingers off.

This is the scene in downtown Minneapolis this afternoon, where thousands of people have braved -25F wind chills to protest ICE operations in Minnesota. More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/a-sea-of-people-thousands-turn-out-for-anti-ice-march-in-downtown-minneapolis Pic: Mike Auger

@nerdydodger.bsky.social @ct3fanatic.bsky.social

Listen—there are cracks of light. AI bros are scared because their toys aren’t selling. People are not lying down in front of ICE. We are seeing organization of everyday people and community support. And what you do to resist or aid, however small, contributes to the good. Keep hope.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

this is a little boy. they kidnapped him. he’s so small.

Your regular reminder that Republicans in Congress approve of what the President is doing.

come on back up plane we are counting on you

BREAKING: The Greg Bovino Bitch Fund Benefiting Immigrant Rights in Minnesota has just donated $10,000 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota, an essential org working on the frontlines to protect people from ICE's terror.

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DICK MOUNTAIN FOREVER

"We nonetheless bet on what tends to work. And big butts tend to work when it comes to power." I did an important investigation into whether big butts make baseball players better. And they do. A lot. www.mlb.com/news/cal-ral...

Five buckets??? Try starting with “let’s stop the asshole lunatics kidnapping and now killing the people who live here””

Sorting some of my mom’s stuff and found this. Folks, this was on my mom’s 78th birthday, her sister is one year younger 😂 guess the sibling bullshit never ends

Here's how my sister is advertising my niece's Girl Scout cookie sales on Instagram (yes, she's proud of herself)

remember to breathe if you’re a Bills or Boncos fan

me using the football games to make lots of snacks

other fan bases truly believe that we over here crying because they don’t “respect” us 🤗 ✌🏼

I want to try for another one but I don’t want the meal 😳 it was A LOT

okay time for The Pitt!!

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.