He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

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The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

Trump has returned to the #WHCA dinner

This just popped up in my Webster's dictionary next to fafo.

Man. Person. Camera. Jesus. Doctor.

Hungary is Vance’s new couch. 😂😂😂 #VanceIsWeird

What the f@*k is happening when I’m sitting here saying just hear the man out?

So is this the Streisand effect or a reverse Streisand effect?

The torrent of lies coming from Karoline Leavitt right now is breathtaking

Here are Iran's demands as part of the ceasefire (which is already in jeopardy as of this afternoon because Israel is still actively bombing Lebanon). We've handed them all the power and to think this was all to distract from the fact that our President sex trafficked young girls and is a pedophile.

Iran posted this. What a humiliation for Trump.

I miss having adults in the room.

“The US has complete control of Iran.” That line aged like milk in the desert sun the second the talking point left their mouths.

It’s… let’s say “disturbing” when the President of the United States sounds more messianic in his foreign policy threats than Iran’s mullahs.

State control of big media is one of the first steps to total consolidation of power.

Bank of America agrees to $72.5M settlement with Epstein survivors #UPI

SF always making me proud. #NoKings 📷 : Marcus Aureliuz

No Kings protesters formed a human banner reading: ‘Trump must go now. No ICE. No wars.’

Love seeing the masses out today in protest even in a very red Placer County #NoKings

TOMORROW: Be a part of history! Show the world that the majority of Americans oppose the most corrupt, inept, criminal, orange "president" in U.S. History. NO KINGS. Also: NO SERIAL LIARS/CONVICTED FELONS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS & NO ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAN Be there. Make your voices heard! 🇺🇸 ✊ #NO_KINGS

I hate how stupid everything is.

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The largest payment eliminated by DOGE was $38,468,659 to the American Institutes for Research in the Behavioral Sciences for transition support services to adulthood for disabled children served under the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act. The missles in this video cost more than that.

Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, per Reuters

I think it's great that the president put on his most solemnly branded baseball cap to receive the returning coffins of soldiers killed in the unnecessary war he launched to distract from his failing presidency and pedophilia scandal. Look at that gold-like letting. Classy as shit.

I want to get out of this timeline so bad.

Yes, it really is that simple.

The woke liberal cucks at Anthropic cut us off from using Claude right before we were going to ask it to generate a reason why we're invading Iran. by Pete Hegseth

The FBI being on high alert for terrorist actions is important right now. Too bad they fired and gutted their counterterrorism capacity

I think of this often.

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

If Donald's SOTU was the rhetorical representation of his fascism, this banner is the visual representation of it. Straight-up Nazi:

The victim was interviewed by the FBI four times. The last time was the day before Jeffrey Epstein died

Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison. Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water. Our priorities are so fucked.

Wow.

Bad Bunny understood the assignment…

That checks out…

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The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.

For the love of God, wake the fuck up!

This shit hits hard… it’s almost like “laws” were nothing more than mutually agreed upon social norms as opposed to say, laws.

Today he forgot the word for “Alzheimer’s” as he claimed not to have it.

This is ok tho

The federal government is executing American citizens in the middle of the street for exercising their constitutional right to freedom of speech. This is tyranny. No free people can accept this kind of government. We need to bring an end to the Trump regime.

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

They’re killing American citizens.

Didn’t have Minnesota on my 2026 bingo card of where the next American Revolution (against itself) would start. But also, fuck ICE and Donald Trump.