the monkey's paw at this point: aw fuck dude im so sorry. Fuck. aw man i really wish i could stop curling. fucckkkk duuuuude here comes another loop hold on

me, high out of my mind: nobody really talks about the monogatari toothbrush scene anymore huh

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

I feel so personally wounded that matt berry has tarnished wwdits by doing stuff with jkr

matt berry sucks now. i hate matt berry. all my homies hate matt berry

DALE COOPER: [runs down the stairs too fast because he really needs to pee and trips and rolls to the bottom while pissing his pants] WINDOM EARLE: [500 miles away] (smiling) Knight takes Rook... Check.

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

This is how Urara stans post about her

ME: Hmm, I’m feeling really restless and anxious for some reason. THE SCREAMING HORRORS: OOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUURRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWHHHHHHHUUUUUUURRRAA ME: *avoiding eye contact with the screaming horrors* Maybe I should book a tattoo

I can't believe I have to pay to go to disney that soon after my wedding so that I can MOURN

23. you piece of beloved citizens

same, buddy

America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive

when i say "prioritize self-care" im telling you to rip your girlfriend's spirit in half and only keep the good half in a world you constructed entirely for the two of you and her bullshit friends

grumpy leaf dinosaurs

Been doing studies of Pokemon cards lately since it turns out all the cards I want are really pricy [ #FFXIV #FFXIVart #Pokemon ]

Snort laughed at work

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

SOMEONE GET ME THIS IT HAS SCRUNT

when i was a kid my friends and i accidentally knocked over a can of mountain dew and we just stood around it chanting "his name was robert paulson" instead of cleaning it up

mudkip 🫧

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gay li'l cat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

you can’t rationalize your feelings away. but I can

so-called "bunny artist" is like 5 days late to draw bunny day pic

I have a very particular set of skills. *sinks to the bottom of the ocean

guess it's time to process trauma in the form of an amv again

flygon and sylveon ko-fi request!

Wooper loves to skate

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Kirbies

morning mood

My anonymous duck friend asked me to do more Princess Tutu art again, so I gladly did it! Thank you so much! Ahiru and Rue enjoying summer! 🦆🏖️

Very special comm for @silkandstone.itch.io Thank you so much!! Magical Girls! Ahiru (Princess Tutu), Utena, and Madoka walking together as a trio of friends ❤️

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

2005:beautiful eyelashes..‼✨ #1日1ウパー

i admire that final fantasy x's first hour is more or less a what if scenario of "what would happen if we isekaid lebron"

"正義" #DRAGONDRAGOON3

mmmm someone get me this tank top

cling #TheSummerHikaruDied #光が死んだ夏 #tshd

the Lapras mascot is so cute

Artwork of Pikachu and Chikorita has been released to celebrate the day 3 countdown until the Pokémon Presents presentation! 🌺

we are so back

Accidental forced perspective at the beach

Recreated for my IBS girlies

Chimecho enjoying the shade on a summer day 🌿 #art #pokemonart #pokemonfanart