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Gonna get real weird with it
Joe Rogan is short.
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Tyler the Creator just walked into Pine State Biscuit in Portland, thinking it'd be full of white, IPA sipping hipsters who listen to indie-folk, and wouldn't recognize him. Poor guy. Hope his breakfast was good.
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The Onion
8 months ago
U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
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U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
WASHINGTON, DC—In an 86-14 vote, the Senate approved legislation Monday establishing PlatinumPlus Preferred citizenship, an exciting new program offering special benefits and discounts to select membe...
https://theonion.com/u-s-offers-platinumplus-preferred-citizenship-1819564488/
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Pretty sure I just watched The Mars Volta channel the ghost of David Lynch live on stage.
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Gallifreyan Jedi
8 months ago
Libs, in victory: see we didn't need the left, fuck them, they get nothing, they ARE nothing Libs, in defeat: we needed the left and they betrayed us, time to call the cops on anne frank
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I'm a communist, and I'm a bit baffled that some of my fellow communists still use the hammer and sickle as a symbol for communism. I thought he conversation about the multiple reasons why we should NOT use that symbol was settled like a decade ago. Ask me if you don't know.
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Why do they call themselves ICE if they're on fire? Idiots.
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Greg vs Crabitalism
8 months ago
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
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Patton Oswalt
8 months ago
@juliusgoat.bsky.social
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It's Going Down
8 months ago
"Graffiti with the words “Who will kill Elon?” appeared on the 490 off-ramp bridge to Howell Street, seemingly referencing Elon Musk."
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Graffiti in downtown Rochester appears to target Elon Musk
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Commuters on I-490 West in downtown Rochester encountered an unexpected sight on Thursday.Graffiti with the words “Who will kill Elon?” appeared on the 490 off-ramp bridge to Howell ...
https://www.whec.com/local/graffiti-in-downtown-rochester-appears-to-target-elon-musk/
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Evan Leslie Jokes
8 months ago
I’m talking THOUSANDS of comments of people saying if they don’t have their meds, they are going for HIM specifically first. Thats the kind o heat that should be put on every single one of these pieces of shit
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism
8 months ago
This is excellent. Hedges argues that this US election was a ruling class civil war between traditional corporatists and newly rising oligarchs, the first of which quite like a stable state that props up capitalism and the second which is more keen on burning and looting.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus
8 months ago
glad someone is finally saying it lol
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Bill Burr Says Billionaires Should Be Put Down Like Rabid Dogs
Bill Burr doesn't want to eat the rich ... but he does want to kill them.
https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/13/bill-burr-says-billionaires-should-be-put-down-like-rabid-dogs/
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I swear I haven't heard "Eminence Front" since I was a kid, and then suddenly it's in two of my favorite shows in the span of a week. And by the way, it's easily The Who's best song. Kinda crazy it doesn't get more attention.
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Cobra Kai never dies
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Ian Boudreau
8 months ago
*guy who can't play Diablo for himself* Yeah all these government payments are probably fraud
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If your impulse is to scold those who didn't show up for a political party that facilitated genocide, rather than to scold said party for alienating voters by facilitating genocide, then your opinion is simply irrelevant.
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Gallifreyan Jedi
8 months ago
contrary to the recent revisionism going around, i and many others in 2017 were saying "ice is the gestapo" and "this is the beginning of the 4th reich" and similar, while resistance libs focused on "covfefe" and calling him "drumpf" and telling us to stop overreacting and focus on the midterms
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The Onion
8 months ago
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ...
https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/
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You know that person in your life who fucks up over and over again, but refuses to take accountability, and refuses to listen when people warn them of the consequences of their obviously bad decisions? That's Democrats. They'll blame everything and everyone but themselves for their failures.
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Just block shitlibs like Will Stancil. They contribute nothing to the discourse and are just trying to waste your time with bullshit asymmetry.
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The point where the timeline branched into the one where Harris won, and the one we're in now, occurred when Harris decided whether or not to say "I am unequivocally against genocide, and I will put a stop to this one."
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It's Going Down
8 months ago
Police tried to protect a small group of armed neo-Nazis from angry community members today on a freeway overpass in
#Ohio
, people managed to push through police as the Nazis escaped in a box truck. Young people then set fire to a stolen Nazi flag.
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The Intercept
8 months ago
A far-right Zionist group is making a list of pro-Palestine activists to send to the Trump administration for deportation. Read more:
interc.pt/3Q97hgu
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This Far-Right Group Is Building a List of Pro-Palestine Activists to Deport
YouTube video by The Intercept
https://youtube.com/shorts/meGN9iaGpZs?feature=share
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We've been trying to warn you since 2015.
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2016 leftists: "If you run a right leaning candidate, you won't win over the right. You'll just alienate the left." 2016 liberals: "lol get fucked, we don't need you." 2017 liberals: "it's leftists' fault and also somehow Russia." 2024 leftists: "If you run a right leaning candidate..."
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At this point, the simplest explanation is that Democrats are controlled opposition, serving the oligarchy by providing the illusion of choice.
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Dan Greene
8 months ago
The absolute glee some are displaying in blaming Palestinians, and people who protested on their behalf, for their own ethnic cleansing is a strategic error (obvs you target the decision maker), a political error (obvs you need those votes), and a moral error (obvs fix your hearts or die).
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You know what? Fuck it. MLs, this stubborn old ancom is willing to do things your way. Whatever it takes to make sure every single billionaire gets put to the guillotine.
8 months ago
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They've always known they're above the law; now they want YOU to know.
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RWLATSTETTER ♿🍉😉🤦♂️😜
8 months ago
WE KNOW THE TRUTH !!!!!!!!!!!
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Hoarse Whisperer
8 months ago
Seeing a lot of comments from people upset with Senate Democrats. I think people need to understand that right this minute, Senate Dems are considering launching an aggressive plan to discuss maybe developing a plan of some kind which might or might not be aggressive.
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Gallifreyan Jedi
8 months ago
it's wild that the most charitable and generous possible interpretation of democrats right now is that they're fucking cowards
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Libs: "call your senators and demand they restore the rule of law." Y'all aren't getting it. This is a fascist coup. A real one. It's happening. Telephone calls ain't gonna do shit.
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Gallifreyan Jedi
9 months ago
And the gold medal in the useless sack of shit olympics goes to Chuck Schumer! congratulations man you fucking suck, fuck you!
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Gallifreyan Jedi
9 months ago
Elon musk's actions appeal to the very foundation of all legal systems from the dawn of civilization: what the fuck are you gonna do about it? chuck schumer has answered: nothin, go off
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Gallifreyan Jedi
9 months ago
senate dem leader confirms that senate dems will continue their long standing tradition of not doing shit about shit
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Libs Shocked to Find Out That Stuff Antifascists Warned About For Ten Years Actually Happening
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Gallifreyan Jedi
9 months ago
the only reasonable explanation for the behaviour of dem officials is that they are willing, even enthusiastic, accomplices to fascism.
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Gallifreyan Jedi
9 months ago
just wanna remind everyone that closing guantanamo is one of the things dems and obama promised to do with their 2009 supermajority and guess fucking what
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💢Marx was right.🕊
9 months ago
I’m calling it now. Libs are gonna lead everyone back in the wrong direction again for the rich in the next two elections. They haven’t learned anything. And they get mad when you point that out. Wait for it.
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Gallifreyan Jedi
9 months ago
democrats are once again bringing a hand job to a gun fight
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Gallifreyan Jedi
9 months ago
hey dems i know you can fight just pretend they're trying to do medicare for all
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Brian Tyler Cohen
9 months ago
Marco Rubio's new acting undersecretary of state for public diplomacy, ladies and gentlemen.
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Evan Leslie Jokes
9 months ago
There isn’t a single person who owns a Cybertruck who doesn’t deserve to have it vandalized. That car is owned exclusively by pieces of shit
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I just saw Companion and it was phenomenal. Jack Quaid perfectly captures the narcissistic entitlement of a certain kind of mediocre white man; the kind that currently run the country.
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"I am unequivocally against genocide" is the lowest possible bar for basic human decency, and yet the Democrats couldn't clear it, and a shocking number of libs on this app can't clear it either.
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Evan Leslie Jokes
9 months ago
I said I would leave America if I could, but I can’t, and I got a lot of liberals in my comments saying “if you don’t want to fight for it, then leave! And never come back!” You know who else said that exact same thing to me? Every right wing person I’ve met since George W Bush invaded Iraq in 2003.
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