The cult like churchification of Comedy Clubs under all this Rogan podcast bullshit is disgusting. These aren’t “sacred places.” They’re just buildings with microphones in them. They shouldn’t be the end all be all of an entire art form and they shouldn’t be elevated in a pedestal.

For years I’ve been trying to capture a good video of me in my flow on stage doing stand up. So I could send it in for submission to festivals and clubs. But fuck that. Now I’m going to use all my equipment to record one show, every month at one venue, and make people want to travel to me to see it.

Attack on Titan knows that nothing is scarier than a big ol naked guy smiling.

AI is the most over-invested trendy fad in the history of the United States economy. It’s about to collapse, hard, and a bunch of rich people are going to start killing themselves. Can’t wait to see it.

Oh you did ayahuasca once and it changed the trajectory of your entire life? Sounds like you have a low tolerance to ayahuasca. Sounds like you’re an ayahuasca light weight. I did ayahuasca and was like “ya that was pretty cool” and moved on like a champ.

Taking an historic walking tour and I keep stopping the tour guide to ask “so is this… old?”

Deepak Chopra is on the Epstein list. Between that, defending Peter Theil, and being besties with Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell has one of the worst senses of what a “good person” is. Dude acts like he’s connected to spiritual wavelengths and he can’t even sense evil in front of his face.

Pretty crazy that saying “I want to kill a pedophile” could currently get you a visit from the Secret Service

Joe Rogan is so fucking stupid he thinks that these AI song covers are being fully written and composed by AI. Only the voice is AI, the notes it’s hitting and the music behind it are put together by a person beforehand you complete dumb fuck

I have to give Trump credit where it’s due: Regardless of his motivation, having Charlie Kirk killed like that was pretty dope and funny

“The Last of Us” series would be way better games without any zombies

started making my first piece of video game content. not to toot my own horn, but I’m intuitively pretty good at this. I’m not the most technically “skilled” gamer, not decked out in terms of gear, not the fanciest editor or a wizard on Final Cut… but when I am entertaining and insightful as fuck

It’s crazy that donkeys aren’t just horses. We saw them and were like “nah that’s too stupid looking to also be a horse. Give it its own name and make that shit sound goofy as hell”

I used to write roast-jokes for a comedian who ended up getting cast as a regular on a show because of my writing. When I started talking shit about Joe Rogan openly, he stopped replying to my DMs. Anyway he just got booed off stage at a festival. This is the only place I’m posting this.

This guy was on TikTok telling people in the comments that they don’t have the “comedy pedigree” to criticize Tony Hinchcliffe

My day job in LA is pet care. So many dogs named “Koda” in this city

“SNL sucks and isn’t funny” “They only have a week to write and rehearse it all though!” “So you still admit it sucks”

I remember watching this in a video production class in like 8th grade, and some chick who was in 11th grade was like “you’re going to grow up and realize how pointless and stupid that is.” Well jokes on her cus I’m in my 30s now and this shit is still fucking awesome.

The only hope this country has left is if I can get super jacked again. Imagine me, just fucking swole. Just totally ripped. Like, imagine the country AFTER I get super buff as hell. Totally yolked. The nation, me muscular.

I started creating video game content. Mostly long form videos about lore, game philosophy and theory, game storytelling, reviews, and eventually live streams. Focusing mostly on games from PS2 to current gen. Mostly action adventure, RPGs and narrative adventure games. First video in the works now.

The people who seem to like my comedy least are rich white yuppies and disgruntled “casino boomers”

Did a show with this comic on the road, and after the show he set up a merch table and sold t-shirts with memes on them. But not memes he made, or memes related to his material, just random memes from the internet. That’s the most roundabout way to make money off stolen jokes I’ve ever seen

Better believe that if/when I get some kind of money, clout, or show I could book them on, all of a sudden I’m going to be “an important voice in comedy. And saying what needs to be said”

A lot of comedians absolutely do not fux with me anymore and most likely don’t like me bacuse I talk shit about the cult and it’s sacred cows. But you guys seem pretty cool so I’ll keep doing stand up and also talking shit.

Every dumb fuck racist I’ve met is obsessed with this Russian MMA fighter. Dudes entire fighting career was rigged, trumped up bullshit put together by the Russian Mafia. But these idiots are like “he’s the greatest fighter of all time and peak human althtisism”

You aren’t Paul Mooney, you didn’t have audience members walking out of your show because they were uncomfortable with the truth you were telling. You walked audience members because you’re boring and your comedy sucks ass.

“When you say Theo Von is a hack, right wing grifter it makes him so sad he can’t even perform at his own special taping” Ok, and? The dude is almost fucking 50 years old and we’re supposed to give a fuck if his feelings got hurt? Suck it up and write some actual jokes you bitch boy

You’re a Gen Z, your step dad just got back from his three day weekend at “Alpha Bootcamp for Champions” and he’s being extra dickish about you finishing all the milk, just because they told him if he doesn’t sell enough used cars at work someone else will fuck your mom.

I’m not a Sean Penn fan, but I’ve gotta give him credit, not many famous movie stars are willing to sacrifice so much to have totally sick fucking biceps. Dude was like “ya my face and look like complete shit but my arms better look like Stallone in his prime, all the way up until the day I die”

It’s crazy that music, film, comedy, television and now even broadcasting are so over financed and gate kept, that indie-video games are where true outsider art comes from right now. Dev teams of 1 - 5 people, with no budget, can create masterpieces.

I am finally fulfilling my destiny of playing a character named “White Guy” in a comedy sketch. This is why I moved to Hollywood.

It blows my mind when someone is fighting for Taylor Swifts honor online, and I click on their profile and they are an adult in their mid 40s to early 50s. That means you didn’t grow up with her music, you fell this head over heels into a parasocial relationship in your mid 30s or later.

Doctor “Ok so I’m going to prescribe you this to help relax your body and mind so you can sleep. Take it at night when you are READY to go to sleep” Me “…” Doctor “You’re going to take it then fight to stay awake as long as you can aren’t you?” Me “yup”

I’m proud of society for finally seeing how much the comedians I hate suck. But I’m disappointed in society that it took this long to see it.

The only other group this smug, talentless, self indulgent, and obsessed with their own farts, is right wing pundits. This shit reads like Ben Shapiro wrote it.

Yes this is about Tom Segura

I’d prefer they be held responsible in front of a firing squad but I guess “in front of a senate committee” is a good first step

I got my hair cut in a part of Glendale year where everyone was dressing like Brooklyn hipsters from 2009

In my teens and early 20s I knew a bunch of dudes who loved smoking weed but were afraid that showing any kinds of joy or whimsy would make them look gay, so they would just smoke blunts in stone faced silence. And it’s like, giggling is one of the top 5 best side effects of weed my dudes. Chill

“Found Dead in Lamborghini” would be a pretty dope name for a Synthwave song

I just heard that “Bad Day” Daniel Powter in an Uber, and I realized that might be one of the worst fucking songs I’ve ever heard. How the fuck did that become a hit? I need to meet the person who is casually throwing that shit on for enjoyment. Sounds like it was written for a Kleenex commercial

This guy got mad because I said Jimmy Car is a hack pussy. Then came back like two weeks later to randomly reply to another tweet. He then legit thought that I thought he was just a die hard “Carr Head.” I am fascinated as to what it must be like to go through life this fucking stupid

Some very stupid people on Threads who don’t understand jokes think they are arguing with me, while I’m actually just making fun of them, but they don’t realize I’m making fun of them because they’re very very stupid and don’t understand jokes.

I can think of a pretty good solution

Would be pretty cool if Jordan Peterson dies. Keeping any eye on it, but I have high hopes

Hey just because you got sober doesn’t automatically make you more of an authority on life. You quitting opioids doesn’t make your perspective on the world clearer and more “real” than mine, just because I smoked a dab 2min ago. Like congratulations, but you quit oxy, you didn’t also get a PHD

Like my base instinct was to turn around and GTA 5 lunge-punch that dude in the back of the head, but nope, I unfortunately have empathy

Joe Rogan said he’s excited that Trump is in office because now we can call people “retards” again. And it’s like, ya I guess it is nice to have a perfect word for all of Joe Rogan’s fans.

I was waiting at a bus stop and some methed out dude started screaming at me in Spanish. Then he spit at me and it hit my arm. Lucky for him, I have class solidarity, an understanding of mental illness, and I’m not racist. Because otherwise I would have bounced his skull off the sidewalk