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Woke up invaded with viral symptoms. Head cold / mucus and my throat feels like razors. I really fucking hate fall and early winter.

“Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” Deafening silence. VS. Obama wears a tan suit. “There's no way, I don't think, any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. I mean, you have the world watching"

Wall paper check.

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nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask

This has been the weirdest phenomenon to witness across social media. Kudos to AltWatcher. Too many of us happily digest facts that seek legit not realizing this “source” is seems more like a social media experiment of sorts.

just one more literal and metaphorical barrier bro, I swear bro it’s just to keep your speech so free bro, just one more

"What's happening here is evil."

Simply the best. Cc: @tsttv.bsky.social

“How soon?” asked Toad. “Quite soon,” said Frog.

What a terrible day to know how to read

Finally logged off and mentally checked out of work.

*your uncle with a mouthful of mashed potatoes* "You hear about Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob?"

WTAF. I can’t wait until the story is fully out because this shit is beyond Watergate.

I wasn’t ready for snow.

Got a second to tell him how you feel that he caved? Here’s the link www.durbin.senate.gov/contact/email

Absolutely fuck Dick Durbin. Idgaf about who will rant at me how kind he was to lowly retail and service staff, or how much emphasis he put on taking care of vets. He lives up to his name.

Two months ago, before Bovino arrived and the Broadview ICE facility was transformed into an impenetrable fortress, regular people were out there every single day for weeks telling feds to get out. We think about this day a lot.

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Studies have already shown that fake smiling and surface acting (pretending to be happy when you're not) produce a very short-lived dopamine boost. Long term, it's actually horrible for your mental health, even if you're not openly neurodivergent.

Yesterday, Block Club reported that the feds have said no more prayer outside the facility which is of course not something they can demand or enforce.

“Donald Trump and his cronies can fuck all the way off.”

Pilsen PUÑO has issued a community wide alert urging vulnerable residents in Pilsen and Little Village to shelter in place due to heavy ICE activity.

On Thursday, US District Judge Sara Ellis found federal immigration agents' behavior has impacted religious expression, e.g. praying at the Broadview ICE facility, "under highly coercive threats of violence."

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"And yet even here, where Trump won several nearby precincts, organizers of a Whistlemania event, one of several throughout Chicago in recent weeks, did not bring enough whistles."

This morning, in Broadview, 14 suburban women were arrested during an act of civil disobedience calling for an end to ICE/CBP’s kidnappings throughout the Chicago area. “We want to encourage other people who feel strongly about ICE’s actions to step off the sidelines and take our cities back.”

People are literally pressed over things like files, long lines at the checkout and petty shit when this country is literally descending into fascism. 👍we live in a time.

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ICE/CBP is active in Lincoln Park right now, has been spotted near Damen/Clybourn at Costco + Jewel (this is in addition to a morning abduction reported at Costco earlier). People believe grocery delivery drivers are being targeted and are asking folks to alert other vulnerable workers as well.

In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.

This one’s for you. Thanks for the daily eye exercises to keep my peepers strong.

Love the spread of misinformation online. There is no proof Marie Antoinette said “let them eat cake”. I will bitch about this until my dying day.

Unlike the feds, they are required to wear assigned ID numbers, and those are FOIA-able. They attacked protesters at Northwestern in 2020: www.sceneandheardnu.com/content/the-...

Re: the Northern Illinois Police Alarm System "Mobile Field Force." These are cops from departments in the suburbs (ex: Oak Brook, Lake Forest, etc). When they're not at protests as part of this team, they're working regular beats. We don't see them in Chicago because CPD has no need for them.

“Donald Trump and his cronies can fuck all the way off.” Best Pritzker quote ever.

I have the ability to eat bread and cheese and stare into a fire for basically an unlimited amount of time and for this I think I would have made a good peasant

Death waving a flag in front of a line of police, who only allow free speech until 6pm in a designated zone, to those calling out the kidnapping of people during a federal occupation. Symbolic.

Still here 🫠 Curfew is at 6, though that probably doesn't matter anymore now with many "unlawful assembly" warnings given. The pepper ball powder in the street from earlier is getting to us all. People are going around trying to neutralize it with water and Dawn.

Another warning. Reverend Black: "We are not breaking any law."

State police have moved their armored vehicle forward now, and warned demonstrators they have 15 minutes to disperse. More and more Border Patrol/assorted feds arriving.

Biden's approval rating sank as low as 35 percent. Trump is gleefully starving 42 million Americans, sending a fascist government $40 billion, overthrowing a country, and building a ballroom bunker while posting photos of his new bathroom. And his approval rating is 39 percent. Weird country.

Protesters playing music again to keep their spirits up against a half dozen different local and federal agencies. "Some of those that work forces...are the same that burn crosses!"

Outside Chicago— State police and sheriff's officers at Broadview detention center are out in riot gear. A large Halloween demo is being prevented from doing a Jericho walk through the intersection. Arrests of protesters ongoing. Troopers have also assaulted multiple reporters already.

my happiness would kill them so I shove joy like a knife into my own heart over and over #SaturdayPoem