A therapist. A search warrant. A coverup. Episode 202 of Worldwide Panic is available now on TSTTV 🐐📺👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/wp-...

Land shark in the park

Not a big fan of how Google changed its news alerts algorithm to send updates for every idiotic, ranting, conspiracist, incoherent Youtube video on the topic.

"Feral House, the independent press that has spent more than three decades cataloging the unruly corners of American culture, announces a new dedicated channel on The Satanic Temple TV (TSTTV), the streaming platform created by and for The Satanic Temple" markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/...

Tonight's streaming Movie Night mid-summer watch party includes blood drinking perverts, kung fu beatings, murder mysteries, milkshakes, serial killers, mullets, and more. Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free. thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...

From the febrile minds at Feral House: Cinematic City, an exploration of cities... Hosted by the Charlatan of Avondale, your louche yet loathsome guide. Available now on TSTTV 🐐📺👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/fer...

Season 2 of Worldwide Panic is here!  Lucien & Lenny unpack the Pentagon's UAP file releases and the ufologist mythology that's kept "disclosure day" just around the corner for decades... Watch now on TSTTV 🐐📺👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/wp2...

Whether you were there live or catching up now, relive the highlights of TST’s Satanic Revival 🌅 Available now on TSTTV 🐐📺👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/categories/t...

Tonight's streaming Movie Night virtual beach party includes dance offs, the Wiggleist, nudists, killer dolls, surfing, salami copter, and talking dogs. Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free. thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...

RATS! makes its Massachusetts Premiere at Somerville Theatre this Friday, June 12. Stay after for a Q&A with directors Carl Fry and Maxwell Nalevansky. Join our friends this Friday, grab your tickets now🐐📺x🐀🎥🎟️ 👉🏽 www.somervilletheatre.com/production/r...

"Why idiots think Marina Abramovic is the leader of a global Satanic cult" dangerousminds.net/pop-culture/...

Archdiocese removes Exorcist who stated that UFOs are demons... because they aren't going to tolerate some ridiculous conspiracy theorist speculating that invisible magical monsters with an allergy to Bible verses are from outer space rather than Hell. apnews.com/article/cath...

I have an article out in The Baffler today. It's about "the crank file" of messages I receive from people who want help with demons. It turned into cathartic piece about my own biography and the nature and purpose of education.

Tonight's streaming Movie Night happy fun party includes ninja magic, competitive beef, weaponized juggs, demonic possession, the PP hat, and offensive imposters. Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free. thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...

Remembering Mr. Carlson open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...

A Night of Satanic Ritual Abuse With Lucien Greaves 😈 Available now on TSTTV 🐐📺👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/a-n...

TONIGHT: Join TST’s Legal Updates team for the latest news about The Satanic Temple’s lawsuit against Newsweek. Saturday, May 30 at 7 PM ET/4 PM PT Streaming live on TST's Facebook page or thesatanictemple.com/livestream

Tonight's streaming Movie Night summer vacation party includes vampires, violent sports, extraterrestrials, Shaun, exploding heads, rock n’ roll karate Justice, blood, and teamwork. Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free. thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...

MONDAY: Join TST’s Legal Updates team as they discuss the religious accommodation TST's Protect Children Project recently secured for a Colorado student’s bathroom access. Monday, May 25 at 8 PM ET/5 PM PT Streaming live on TST's Facebook page or thesatanictemple.com/livestream

"Dear Jason Rapert...You were a monkey dancing for theocrats who handed you your marching orders and watched in dismay as you charged headlong in the wrong direction, making the wrong statements, openly giving up the game, laying the scam bare for all to see." open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...

Tonight's streaming Movie Night summer fun party special includes Bigfoot, nuns, androids, exorcism, dancing, desperate porn addicts, hypnosis, and witches. Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free. thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...

Implausible whiteboard agenda

"At the rededication, I saw hopeful signs that American Christians are losing faith in the politicians who claim to represent them." open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...

Ran into Sean Feucht today. We'll post the video of today's Rededicate 250 adventure on @tsttv.bsky.social in the coming week(s)

At Rededicate 250 and I honestly don't think there's a full 20k people here, and the energy is low.

Russia outlawed The Satanic Temple, accusing us of attempting to overthrow their dictatorship. This went unreported in Western media. RU then outlawed the "International Satanism Movement" & 66 cases are open against citizens displaying “satanic” symbols. novayagazeta.eu/en/articles/...

Tonight's streaming Movie Night party includes motorcycle insectoid kung fu heroes, underwear prayer, flaming flying car shootouts, Dungeons & Dumbasses, the organ, and hero hair. Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free. thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...

"Beyond Prayer: How The Satanic Temple is Redefining Faith Through Radical Compassion" theconvergencelens.org/how-the-sata...

Tonight's streaming Movie Night happy fun special presentation party includes cannibals, space strippers, robitussin addiction, showboys, and ninjas. Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free. thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...

Just a few pics from the Satanic Revival.🔥 It was nice to meet everyone and listen to the presentations. The music was exceptional as always. Thank you to everyone for the awesome effort to create this event.🖤🤘 @luciengreaves.bsky.social

"...Now, campaigning to be the Republican candidate for governor, Steen seems intent on building the Satanic Temple into an evil monster threatening the good townsfolk of a Christian state." littlevillagemag.com/letter-to-th...

“(The Satanic Revival) is a gathering to share knowledge, share what we’ve been working on, highlight different achievements and victories. And then also just to be in community with everyone and have fun,” the event’s lead organizer, Eliphaz Costus, said. www.swoknews.com/ap/national/...

Transmissions from Satanic Planet 📸: Becky DiGiglio

To whom it may concern @theonion.com, @luciengreaves.bsky.social would make the best choice for religious correspondent. I mean, who the fuck else has flustered Tucker Carlson and had Jesse Watters get flirty on air?! www.change.org/p/lucien-gre... Love, Sophie

Tonight in NYC

Tonight's streaming Movie Night special presentation includes extra special weird, bad, perplexing films deep from the TST3K archive. Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free. thesatanictemple.tv/programs/

This petition currently has 120 signatures.... which is practically everybody, so if you haven't signed yet, don't allow yourself to be left out...

Come to think of it, I don't even want to perform at events that don't have a petition with at least 15k signatures pleading for its immediate cancelation anymore. See you in Baltimore. www.tfp.org/petition/pet...

SATANIC PLANET: Sign to Relapse Records mailchi.mp/threeoneg/sa...

"The Satanest music for Satanists yet recorded"

Nominate Lucien Greaves for Religious Correspondent at the The Onion's new Infowars site. Join the fight to ensure the future integrity of journalism! c.org/vZjXMCM24N @luciengreaves.bsky.social @tsttv.bsky.social

But in important news: Corgi race in Prague today.... apnews.com/video/faster...

SATANIC PLANET April 28th - San Diego, CA @ Casbah w/ Silent, RX Pink Noise www.bandsintown.com/e/1038698579... April 3oth - New York, NY @ TV Eye w/ HIRS Collective, Commitment, Bailey Pope www.bandsintown.com/e/1038698607... May 2nd - Baltimore, MD @ The Satanic Revival satanic-revival.com

Okay. Now @theonion.com HAS to sign me on as the Infowars religion correspondent. www.alternet.org/alex-jones-i...

The Court keeps saying religious beliefs can override generally applicable rules and regulations. The irony? It's the satanists who are using that “religious freedom” to protect rights—while others use it to justify discrimination and hate.

Beginning May 1, a day often observed in the US as the National Day of Prayer... Rather than offering “thoughts and prayers,” TST encourages people worldwide to take measurable, real-world action by donating blood and directly improving lives. Learn more: tst.page/dayofaction26

Tonight's streaming Movie Night special presentation includes pink hash, ETs, team showering, karate chops, dong-bites, Steve's lament, swamp monsters, and spore oozing face blisters Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...