To whom it may concern @theonion.com, @luciengreaves.bsky.social would make the best choice for religious correspondent. I mean, who the fuck else has flustered Tucker Carlson and had Jesse Watters get flirty on air?! www.change.org/p/lucien-gre... Love, Sophie

Tonight in NYC

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This petition currently has 120 signatures.... which is practically everybody, so if you haven't signed yet, don't allow yourself to be left out...

Come to think of it, I don't even want to perform at events that don't have a petition with at least 15k signatures pleading for its immediate cancelation anymore. See you in Baltimore. www.tfp.org/petition/pet...

SATANIC PLANET: Sign to Relapse Records mailchi.mp/threeoneg/sa...

"The Satanest music for Satanists yet recorded"

Nominate Lucien Greaves for Religious Correspondent at the The Onion's new Infowars site. Join the fight to ensure the future integrity of journalism! c.org/vZjXMCM24N @luciengreaves.bsky.social @tsttv.bsky.social

But in important news: Corgi race in Prague today.... apnews.com/video/faster...

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Okay. Now @theonion.com HAS to sign me on as the Infowars religion correspondent. www.alternet.org/alex-jones-i...

The Court keeps saying religious beliefs can override generally applicable rules and regulations. The irony? It's the satanists who are using that “religious freedom” to protect rights—while others use it to justify discrimination and hate.

Beginning May 1, a day often observed in the US as the National Day of Prayer... Rather than offering “thoughts and prayers,” TST encourages people worldwide to take measurable, real-world action by donating blood and directly improving lives. Learn more: tst.page/dayofaction26

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Putting in my bid to be the new Infowars religion correspondent when @theonion.com takes over.

Satanic Planet in New York, April 30: wl.eventim.us/event/satani...

Defending Religious Liberty From the Religious Liberty Commission open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...

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"Colorado school grants member of The Satanic Temple religious exemption from digital hall pass" www.cbsnews.com/colorado/vid...

May it signal an end to global Democratic backsliding. May Orbán fade into miserable obscurity, a failed tyrant. www.bbc.com/news/live/c2...

The statue of the Ten Commandments on the grounds of the Arkansas State Capitol looks identical to the ones in Louisiana, Texas, and Oklahoma, because they're literally clones of statues that director Cecil B. DeMille had built to promote his movie.

These clowns do this every time we have an event. Afterward, they always imagine that they had some kind of success by falsely reporting that it was halted part-way through, unattended, or, at least, they'll always claim success in the fact that we haven't yet had an event since our last one...

"Cambodia recently honored [a] giant pouched rat named Magawa. The rodent sniffed out more than 100 undetonated explosives across the country... and on April 3, officials commemorated his service by unveiling a seven-foot statue in his likeness." www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a...

People Leo *was* warned about Satanism by the International Association of Exorcists, which has claimed Satanism is on the rise for its entire existence. Leo's warning was that God "does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war."

“He always rises to the bait, and I feel like that undid him in the end.” -Lucien Greaves @luciengreaves.bsky.social The most succinct takedown of our Brother Reverend Stanley Jason Rapert.

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TONIGHT: Join our next Legal Updates livestream to hear more about The Satanic Temple’s historic victory in the Arkansas Ten Commandments lawsuit! Sunday, April 5 at 8 PM ET/5 PM PT Streaming live at thesatanictemple.com/pages/livest...

"Satanic Temple wins lawsuit against Arkansas over Ten Commandments statue" www.masslive.com/news/2026/04...

Regarding The Satanic Temple's victory in Arkansas, the Stupidest Headline Yet award goes, unsurprisingly, to the hacks at @the-sun.com who decided to ignore the entire question of equal access, religious pluralism, & gov't neutrality in favor of an idiot-friendly narrative...

"The Baphomet saga is just one of the ways The Satanic Temple has sought to "defend pluralism" and challenge Christian hegemony in America." reason.com/2026/04/02/s...

Happy Baphomet Victory! with Steve-O at The Satanic Temple

"For years, Satanists sparred with Rapert over the monument. 'The more one could get him to speak, the further he dug the hole,' Greaves said." www.ualrpublicradio.org/local-region...

A throwback in honor of the Arkansas ruling in favor of The Satanic Temple & commanding that the capitol 10 Commandments monument be removed arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

"The state [...] violated the Satanic Temple’s right to equal protection under the US Constitution, the court said. The temple, which intervened in the suit, had submitted an application to donate its own religious monument of Baphomet..." news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-...

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"Thank goodness groups like the The Satanic Temple forced the issue. If they hadn’t, Arkansas would have gotten away with it because that’s part of the Christian Nationalism playbook: Violate the law to your liking, then dare everyone else to spend time and money fighting it."

The Satanic Temple Wins Historic Baphomet v 10 Commandments Monument Case in Arkansas open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...

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Beach Luci

Student Member of The Satanic Temple Granted Religious Exemption From High School Digital ID System open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...

Good lord. I learn new things every day.

"It can start with an intentional misrepresentation or false assumption, and then cascade into mass imbecility, all driven by a domino effect of misplaced trust in the legitimacy of a 'fact' accepted by enough people within our preferred cohort." open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...

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