thank you, @poncle.games and/or @vampire.poncle.games, genuinely, for nearly crashing my switch i had to make this

YOUR SOUND / DUD GOLD two eupho-inspired songs from my upcoming yuri album Til Our Particles Scatter double single available now 🎵Bandcamp: esselfortium.bandcamp.com/album/your-s... 📹 Your Sound MV: youtu.be/WmdmIdgGXUQ vocals: @splendiferachie.xyz & @renko.studio cover illust: @adirosa.com

listen to the doomed lesbians undooming themselves from the creator of doom (mods)! do it! a classic Double A Single, two bangers for one. huge production, oak-solid songwriting and incredible vocals courtesy of @splendiferachie.xyz & @renko.studio!!! plus an amazing cover by @adirosa.com? DO.IT.

meanwhile when i'm awake i end up writing down far more useful phrases like... (checks phone) "hamsterboard trellis" (and yes, that is what i actually picked up my phone to write when i was reminded of the other line)

as i was drifting to sleep i had a random thought and was like "that's a banger line, GOTTA write this one down" checked my phone the next day and all i'd written was "we were living extreme lifestyles with no limits". thanks, half-asleep me. sounds like it could have come from a 1970s antidrug PSA

my greatest mondegreens: no one wants to beat a fetus so beat it, just beat it - michael jackson, beat it i won't go down on myself but i'll go down on my friends!!! - mcr, you know what they do to guys like us get pretty sad to Metal now and then -mountain goats, harlem roulette

last night was a closed beta (not sexual)

apparently were i to try and fly to amerikkka they'd check and see if i ever said something along the lines of 'FREE PALESTINE' on social media FREE PALESTINE

Did you know it's illegal to say I want to kill Rivers Cuomo of Weezer? It's illegal. It's a federal offence. It's one of the only sentences you're not allowed to say. It was OK for me to say it just then, because I was just telling you.

can EDM stand for extreme death metal, as well not that i'd ever try to confuse things, certainly not already confusing genre names

beautiful we are showered in love

how the fuck were half the emo/pop-punk bands canadian

i'm here to say, free of the shackles of shame and pc (personal computer) cancel culture, that the Offspring, Sum-41 🇨🇦, Bowling for Soup, Green Day, Our Lady Peace 🇨🇦, Good Charlotte, and WHAT! Simple Plan 🇨🇦have all put out bangers in the last decade. Plus Billy Talent but they never rly stopped 🇨🇦

Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.

me actually cooking who woulda known

Many fundamentally decent people have had Nazi tattoos they regretted. We mustn't judge too hastily. Many Communists got Nazi tattoos in the mid-20th century, alongside a truly staggering number of Jews.

i have no idea who's popping off or famous anymore taylor swift is at the top of the chart, or charts, this much i reckon to be true. that's all i got

if it wasn't on the shrek soundtrack or now that's what i call music vol. 38 i didn't hear it

I think one of the worst opening lines for a hard rock song would be: “Despite what you heard, I can go all night.”

These young bands these days don't even cover Louie, Louie anymore

"OK, we've got nothing to brag about on quality or price, so what's our selling point?" ... ... "Well, if you're standing right outside..."

AAA single-player games should cost $1000 but if you actually finish the game you get a full refund

Parents, please be sure to check your kids candy VERY CAREFULLY this year

They should invent a way out that isn't through

I’m just going to say “MURDER…”

beatles, i don't believe in yesterday that day SUCKED

progress report: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AGAIN

goth and emo bands LOVE a good Veronica. if you don't have a song about a Veronica, or a Veronika, dead in the water

been taking out my garbage a lot more, the last few years i trashout over the smallest things

up and coming gangsters always wanna become Made Guys. i hope they aren't using AI to make em nowadays

the things that are just him by himself are less scary so they're kind of a relief maybe? like nobody is being renditioned and tortured by the east wing coming down so it's like ahhh. a little low stakes drama. a monster of the day episode. just bulldozing the white house

the gated reverb stays ON during sex

inktober 14&23 cuz i'm just so consistent

we as a world needed a shot in the arm via raucous naked aussie punk pubrockin fair dinkum rippers (amyl and the sniffers)

up and coming gangsters always wanna become Made Guys. i hope they aren't using AI to make em nowadays

been taking out my garbage a lot more, the last few years i trashout over the smallest things

goth and emo bands LOVE a good Veronica. if you don't have a song about a Veronica, or a Veronika, dead in the water

The First Chronicle of the Oldest Millennial 'You reckon we oughta put on Mr. Brightside?', inquired the Oldest Millennial. 'Not yet, sir. We don't need to cause a panic,' replied a fellow Millennial, slightly younger but somehow wiser. 'Leave it for a few songs in, I should say.'

I got my smoking down to 400 cigarettes a week Look, I'm going through post-acute benzo withdrawal, I'm trying

substack.com/profile/4724... Morgan Enos strikes again! @otherhouses.bsky.social

SUB TO K.G.'s SUB perma-relevant need to know intel stacked signed and delivered, poetry roses & prose which glances and nods the chin at academia across 110th st., pops a varial heelflip into conversational sidebarism and toddle-steps victoriously into fullblown babytalk (not a regression)

my poutine-fueled late-night missive on harvest moon: friends of mineral town just dropped on substack if u even care open.substack.com/pub/katgiord...

@giordkat.bsky.social and i just talking normally

I learned This Year that Br'er Rabbit is an African folk hero/folktale. I grew up with that dude, he was my fave! Always getting stuck in brambles and such. That rabbit was my role model. I'm sure I read cleaned-up picture/chapter books, but still. (And obviously tons of stuff comes from Africa.)

banned books week…..a great time to buy a bunch of insanely famous books

The Elder Box Bug Invasion keeps going at least there aren't 1000 on this door (for now)

it was so-random 'stylobean' and then just variants of 'stylo', random words i put together before knowing the french pen thing or hearing the gorillaz song Very Boring

you should read books