i'm monday's worst nightmare

The First Chronicle of the Oldest Millennial 'You reckon we oughta put on Mr. Brightside?', inquired the Oldest Millennial. 'Not yet, sir. We don't need to cause a panic,' replied a fellow Millennial, slightly younger but somehow wiser. 'Leave it for a few songs in, I should say.'

i accidentally dropped my entire shirt (👕) in the toilet

i'm tired of takin wii u's back to the party store ┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪

i'm too old to be sitting in the dirt outside a chipotle, but there's millions of college students inside.

i'm having impure thoughts. (thoughts of changing my band name again for the 100th time)

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i only use this thru the browser on my phone is that cursed? is there even an app? am i tech illiterate?

me sitting in your passenger seat 🛣️: look!the building has become a canvas for the shadows of the trees ☝️🥺

last night was a closed beta (not sexual)

i am now online.