Now THATS a headline

Bye Bitch

So… I have two tickets to Canada vs South Africa in LA if anyone would like to buy them at face value.

I attempted to drink all the liquor in Toronto this past weekend, but alas I am only one single Scot.

See yas there 🫡 🍁 ⚽️

Did a job site orientation this morning in a building where I used to attend raves. Talk about flashbacks!

Not only should 15 min service continue during peak, it should also extend to summer Saturdays. So many times had to wait 30 mins for next ferry due to capacity No different than when a LRT service deploys more trains before and after big events (in other cities obviously that have such transit)

Hearing that Murphy Group is “acquiring” and will start producing Pollyanna and a few other beers under the 2 Crows brand.

This is absolutely fucking brutal for Larin… gutted for the man

Whole lot of people freaking out about this without checking the details: - total power draw is 150MW, they’re tiny - they’re located in urban areas so the waste heat can be used for residential heating - closed loop cooling, so nearly zero water use - 100% Canadian parent company

What are the good shawarma spots in HRM? @machzy.bsky.social

Time to relegate TFC

SCRITCHY BACK

There is so much positivity on this post 🫶

So cool I’ve been watching this all day. Semi-submersible heavy-lift ship taking on a coast guard ship in Fairview cove.

And then one day you wake up and look outside to see the winter has retreated. You get a sense that something beautiful is happening today. See yas at the grounds 💙🩵

We didn’t look good, Van didn’t look good (though better than us)… Them hitting the crossbar at the end goes in every time in previous years. Marco with five(?) game saving saves. This is a match we lose in the past. Every. Single. Time. What a result! COME ON YOU FUCKING WANDERERS 💙🩵

A new footy season calls for some changes to hfxfootballpost.ca: Join our Supporters Club ahead of this year’s #CanPL and #NSL kickoffs. Be part of Atlantic Canada’s leading footy blog. More info available at www.hfxfootballpost.ca

periodic reminder that there were literally no trans women competing at either the 2024 or 2026 Olympics, it's an issue that takes up 90% of some peoples' brains and literally 0% of the last two actual Olympic competitions

There's a case to be made that The Curse Of Oak Island is the most successful made-in-Canada TV show in history. It's aired for 13 seasons and is the highest rated non-Fox News show on US cable. It's about two scammers who dig holes in the mud in Nova Scotia. They have never found anything.

The only thing that makes me crankier than wind, is the cost of groceries. Just went out in the wind to buy groceries so don’t talk to me 😖

Lauren Kyle McDavid hath spoken

At least some of the American hockey players have balls

Caring about sports sucks

I'm giving up using the tumble dryer for lint.

Chirping Draisaitl when you’re literally Matthew Tkachuk is hilarious. Fucking loser. Leon is one of the best players on the planet, and has more class in his pinky finger than either Thackuk

Peter North

Gonna be a battle 😬

If Buck Martinez is not added to the #BlueJays' Level of Excellence, I'll climb up there and paint it on myself.

Wanderers schedule is out! Here we go 28-0… *leans back in chair www.canpl.ca/hfxwanderers...

I have the same thing in black

**looks outside, hits skip alarm

Oof this one stings

Look how uncomfortable Timmy is hahaha. Squirming away in his premier cosplay suit.

Yourself, but as a cartoon

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

I like this way more than the former logo, which didn’t make me think of a sports league at all. Plus I thought it looked dated from year 1. Also aligning the designs with the semi pro leagues in Canada, makes it all so much cleaner.

“Shit Hole Country”

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

New: Last year, @hfxwanderersfc.bsky.social striker Tiago Coimbra shared a stage with CanMNT's Jesse Marsch in Halifax. Now, they're sharing a pitch in California, part of the gaffer's long-term approach to identifying Canadian talent. My latest for @us.theguardian.com.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Schitts Creek Bojack Horseman Also this thread has reminded me to rewatch Six Fert Under

Always a better morning when Laurent d'Entremon is a guest on on Information Morning

Probably go to Split Crow for power hour then grab a couple donairs

DO IT (if you can)

CMON THE DANDIES

Can a man live off of 5 for $5 superstore samosas alone? I’m well on my way to finding out