Caring about sports sucks

I'm giving up using the tumble dryer for lint.

Chirping Draisaitl when you’re literally Matthew Tkachuk is hilarious. Fucking loser. Leon is one of the best players on the planet, and has more class in his pinky finger than either Thackuk

Peter North

Gonna be a battle 😬

If Buck Martinez is not added to the #BlueJays' Level of Excellence, I'll climb up there and paint it on myself.

Wanderers schedule is out! Here we go 28-0… *leans back in chair www.canpl.ca/hfxwanderers...

I have the same thing in black

**looks outside, hits skip alarm

Oof this one stings

Look how uncomfortable Timmy is hahaha. Squirming away in his premier cosplay suit.

Yourself, but as a cartoon

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

I like this way more than the former logo, which didn’t make me think of a sports league at all. Plus I thought it looked dated from year 1. Also aligning the designs with the semi pro leagues in Canada, makes it all so much cleaner.

“Shit Hole Country”

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

New: Last year, @hfxwanderersfc.bsky.social striker Tiago Coimbra shared a stage with CanMNT's Jesse Marsch in Halifax. Now, they're sharing a pitch in California, part of the gaffer's long-term approach to identifying Canadian talent. My latest for @us.theguardian.com.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Schitts Creek Bojack Horseman Also this thread has reminded me to rewatch Six Fert Under

Always a better morning when Laurent d'Entremon is a guest on on Information Morning

Probably go to Split Crow for power hour then grab a couple donairs

DO IT (if you can)

CMON THE DANDIES

Can a man live off of 5 for $5 superstore samosas alone? I’m well on my way to finding out

I used to be cool, now I’m massaging kale every other night

Pearl Jam (9x) The Tragically Hip (17x) Tool (2x) Foo Fighters (2x) Metallica (2x) Sooo many more but the top two explain a lot

Nooooooooooo

The checkout at Dollar Tree Sunnyside Mall is lined up to the back of the store. I walked in and walked right back out.

Wait a second, so you’re tying to tell me there was a Rush Hour 3?!?

LETS FUCKING GOOO #Scotland #McTominay #FIFAWorldCup

For me it’s PJ Ten (still my fav of all time) but take yer pick: Nirvana - Nevermind Pearl Jam - Ten Soundgarden - Badmotorfinger Metallica - Black Album A Tribe Called Quest - The Low End Theory RHCP - Blood Sugar Sex Magic 1991 absolutely changed the course of my life

Ah yes the annual cripple the whole downtown, to watch corporate logos go past lit up in Xmas lights

Tremendous effort @canmntofficial.bsky.social Richie Laryea is such a damn pest MOTM

Stop going to Arby’s, it’s not even funny anymore

Drove through this the other day and it’s fantastic. That crosswalk went from probably the unsafest to the safest downtown.

Meanwhile on the 103

Just coming out of the woods and feeling brave enough to scroll the Blue Jays fallout… still too soon. I am used to this though. I never got over The Oilers losing game 7 in 2006. It still stings, and so will this for a long time. Sports is pain.

Terds

I’ve got serious constitutional questions now

Let’s go 19 innings tonight. Cmon you sickos!

If the Rogers Centre had a parking lot that covered the same surface area as the Dodgers' parking lot, it would stretch from Queen Street on one end to the Lake Ontario waterfront on the other

Oh just me crying into my Subway 6” cold cut

We took them for granite

Vladimir Guerrero Jr is our god damn son

THETURONNOOOOOOOOO BLUE JAYSSSSSS

Sir Gary Griffiths bringing his positive energy to my ear holes an a drab Monday morning. What a treat! COYW

Vladdy Forever

A pilot out in Nova Scotia seems to have had some fun yesterday. www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

I will Survive - Cake Also for me, Rusty Cage is Johnny Cash’s best cover and it’s not even close