Probably go to Split Crow for power hour then grab a couple donairs

DO IT (if you can)

CMON THE DANDIES

Can a man live off of 5 for $5 superstore samosas alone? I’m well on my way to finding out

I used to be cool, now I’m massaging kale every other night

Pearl Jam (9x) The Tragically Hip (17x) Tool (2x) Foo Fighters (2x) Metallica (2x) Sooo many more but the top two explain a lot

Nooooooooooo

The checkout at Dollar Tree Sunnyside Mall is lined up to the back of the store. I walked in and walked right back out.

Wait a second, so you’re tying to tell me there was a Rush Hour 3?!?

LETS FUCKING GOOO #Scotland #McTominay #FIFAWorldCup

For me it’s PJ Ten (still my fav of all time) but take yer pick: Nirvana - Nevermind Pearl Jam - Ten Soundgarden - Badmotorfinger Metallica - Black Album A Tribe Called Quest - The Low End Theory RHCP - Blood Sugar Sex Magic 1991 absolutely changed the course of my life

Ah yes the annual cripple the whole downtown, to watch corporate logos go past lit up in Xmas lights

Tremendous effort @canmntofficial.bsky.social Richie Laryea is such a damn pest MOTM

Stop going to Arby’s, it’s not even funny anymore

Drove through this the other day and it’s fantastic. That crosswalk went from probably the unsafest to the safest downtown.

Meanwhile on the 103

Just coming out of the woods and feeling brave enough to scroll the Blue Jays fallout… still too soon. I am used to this though. I never got over The Oilers losing game 7 in 2006. It still stings, and so will this for a long time. Sports is pain.

Terds

I’ve got serious constitutional questions now

Let’s go 19 innings tonight. Cmon you sickos!

If the Rogers Centre had a parking lot that covered the same surface area as the Dodgers' parking lot, it would stretch from Queen Street on one end to the Lake Ontario waterfront on the other

Oh just me crying into my Subway 6” cold cut

We took them for granite

Vladimir Guerrero Jr is our god damn son

THETURONNOOOOOOOOO BLUE JAYSSSSSS

Sir Gary Griffiths bringing his positive energy to my ear holes an a drab Monday morning. What a treat! COYW

Vladdy Forever

A pilot out in Nova Scotia seems to have had some fun yesterday. www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

I will Survive - Cake Also for me, Rusty Cage is Johnny Cash’s best cover and it’s not even close

DAAAA JANKEES LOOOSE!

If The Jays win I promise I’ll watch one episode of Hudson and Rex

As a Nova Scotian, watching that moment, in a Halifax bar, FULL of Jays fans, I can tell you the atmosphere was dicey af. But what a moment when we all jumped up and cheered.

Cruise ship horns are going off on the Halifax harbour, and I keep thinking The Jays are hitting more dingers, even though they aren’t playing. #goJays #WantItAll

Yankees fans having a meltdown is everything right now #GoJays #WantItAll

WOWWW

Crying literal tears What. A. Moment.

How do you block America on social media? Asking for millions of friends.

Waking up to see that bookmark button finally on Bluesky

Pedestrian walking in road because cyclist riding on sidewalk because car parked in bike lane

Air Canada, union reach deal, forcing travelers to fly Air Canada again

Daan Klomp returning to Cavalry FC according to Mackenzie Barwell. Hey wanderers:

This can’t possibly include biking on rail trials? I use those to commute.

Take a piss

Oh look, a better world IS possible

JFC whyyyy are Canadian soccer fans having to stress about this ridiculous bureaucracy that is impeding our growth. Fuck Rogers Fuck Bell

Absolutely, unequivocally, 100%: The 2025 Toronto Blue Jays.

This cop, Bill Jung, makes a $224,000 salary to make Youtube videos where he harasses cyclists set to his own dorky voice and trap music. Unbelievable loser in a job full of losers.

The Toronto Argos' reigning CFL Lineman Of The Year is out for the season after getting hit by a car in Toronto while riding a scooter. They're calling it "the most conflicted day ever for the ghost of Rob Ford"

When I was on Silicon Valley, we didn’t think robot nazis would be here until at least 2030.