Chicken seems a popular ingredient recently; am I the only one that still puts chopped gizzards in their dressing?

Making gumbo for Thanksgiving and think I’ll make dressing too..

True shit.

Not they did not let them tie this shit!

Chicken Caesar salad and champagne 🍾

Friend: How was the date? Me:

My meat was a hit!

This thing still glitchy I see

I am such a morning person ☀️

When you get some money, buy a suit. And when you get some more money, have it tailored. Then put that suit in your closet. Listen to unc.

This 10pm - 4:30am sleep shift gotta stop. I'm gonna be sleepy again by 9 and I have a meeting

My pics at 25 yo are on microfiche

@seddieweddie.bsky.social Seddie! Long time no see

THE NEXT TIME THE SKYLINE WANTS TO BE ON DEMON TIME, PLEASE BLOW MY NOTIFICATIONS UP SO I CAN TUNE IN!!!! - management

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Even for my tee shirts

Rams!

Mimosa and cracklings watching the Ram’s before I smother these chops later.

kinda wanna make breakfast. kinda wanna get back in bed. somebody tell me to ignore uber eats. 😅

I always crave Chick-fil-A on Sundays…

Can’t believe they discontinued this

I carry so much stress in my neck

💯

Touché.

My skyline right now:

Geeez. It’s a marathon not a sprint I see 👏🏾👌🏾

I would like to be a chair right now

Rocky Road. Why are marshmallows in ice cream ever?!

Strawberry cheesecake, cookie dough, cookies and cream, anything withOUT nuts, and any other similarly immature composition.

No accounting for good taste these days

Right here

I need to kiss! I need to cuddle! I need romance!

I just finished the most delicious green seedless grapes. Of course they was $9 for about 2 pounds.

Disposable wipes say flushable because technically you can put them in the toilet and flush them however you are not supposed to. They do not break apart like toilet paper does. This is false advertising.

All this talent going to waste, I need to be somebody’s personal munch. 🧎🏾‍♂️

My grandma taught me that no one should call you after 9pm. It better be an emergency. She literally answers the phone after 9pm with: "Hello? It's after 9..." Before you get to say "hello" back. Queen of boundaries. Queen of petty. Queen of the one-liners.

Mary Sheffield will become the first woman elected mayor of Detroit, CNN projects. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4oRiL7z

I ain’t never waited in a line of 100+ people to vote 🗳️

the DMs to date to blocked pipeline needs to be studied.

🍾🍾🍾

I say “no” early and often

Show them car selfies!

nigga I can't even hear an ice cream truck without thinking of this song. TO THIS DAY. #VERZUZ

Only fresh breadcrumbs will do