What do you mean HULU REMOVED DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES?!

On Paper, 37 In my head, 30

On paper, 30 In my head 34

Deleted Dead By Daylight

The concept of running the A/C on the subway with it in the 20s outside

Seeing Ariana this year

January 1, 2006, Tiffany Pollard graced our televisions for the first time on Flavor of Love. For twenty years, MY QUEEN has been THAT girl. The absolute Queen of Reality TV.

She looks ready to go to lunch with Dorit

“I’ll beat errybody up in here” Post your facial reaction:

Taxing the rich >>> taxing HENRYs

One of the most disrespectful days online was when that man said: “no longer arguing with people that work out at purple gyms”

Thinking about my 2025 then remembering I got certified in PM and Agile.

Let’s end her

And picking the ones that you consistently have issues with

Feeling the thrust power of GE90s during takeoff when high? 10/10 experience.

damn I’m cooked smh.

You have to stop hating men if you hope to find one in 2026

Me listening to femme gays when they talk

SaaS gays reading this

Last year I managed to go 5 months without vaping (cannabis). Let’s see how far I get this time.

Any underwear brands that DON’T get swallowed? Wedgies are awkward.

@osirisxxx.blacksky.app it was 24.99 yesterday?! Is the sale over?

Skeets that make me moan 👇🏾

They’re telling you to stand up but honestly? Go to the cottage.

Present!

Nig Nogs up!!

‘Tis the season to add egg nog to coffee! ☕️ 🎄

Any eggnog drinkers in the sky?

Toya submits to Eugene, even around her friends. Eugene submits to Toya, even around his fri- oh wait he doesn’t because he’d feel emasculated. He needs the approval of the husbands who don’t believe in submitting to their wives like him.

Rewatched and I’m actually Team Toya #marriedtomedicine

Not even 11:30 on a Monday and I’m fed up

I love how once a season Toya finds a way to call Eugene out of shape and shrimp like without expressly saying so. A true chaotic menace to that man working 4 jobs.

The present. Now look at you, thinking about the past.

I’ve never met someone with veneers that had good smelling breath

I’ll never forgive that girl for saying Black people were supposed to get super powers. Because I’m still waiting?

“Real”. This is entry level at best.

Men really suck that bad now omg

Their cat, and it got too mf comfortable too mf quick

It’s disheartening to see healthcare workers treating their jobs, roles, and people like Abercrombie employees did in 2005.

While the media chums it up with Greene, reminder that she has a bill going before the House today to make it a *federal crime* to provide or advocate for healthcare for trans youth.

The other employees hearing you

Me, getting only flats-

Me loving boneless wings

Keep telling people to stop buying her merch

I really wish they stopped jerking off in the back of Ubers