@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social is coming out of his skin over TLC beating Radiohead.

There is a straight up race war happening on CNN's Have I Got News for You about TLC's Creep vs. Radiohead's Creep. It is very very funny.

I stg there is nothing purer than my entire Instagram being zoo animals mauling pumpkins

I'm pretty much a Kinsey 1 but the 1 is Amber Ruffin.

If the proliferation of inflatable animal costumes tells me anything it's that it will be easier to get rid of Donald Trump than it will be to get rid of Jeff Bezos.

Starting my Battlestar Galactica rewatch, because it might help with *gestures broadly*

If you're a sicko like me watching @maddow.msnbc.com tonight, this is what she's talking about right now.

What, do you mean to say your childhood wasn't shaped by mice acting out stereotypes of various European immigrant groups?

I know the theme tomorrow is No Kings, but every time someone says it this is what runs through my head www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQMt...

Administrators at Indiana University baselessly fired the student media director and ordered the student paper to cease its print edition, so it'd sure be a shame if this excellent digital front page were to be widely shared today issuu.com/idsnews/docs...

The same people who want pre-pubescent girls to carry their abusers' babies to term are the ones who downplay adult male malfeasance by calling the men "kids."

weird phenomenon i keep encountering where “writers” correctly identify the soul-sucking danger that large language models pose to their craft, but for some reason have no problem using generative AI to make images. like….are you stupid!!!!

When you recognize someone in 2025 from a movie released in 1992 (he was the warden in Newsies! Looks pretty much the same).

I'm sure Marco Rubio will revoke his visa immediately

I can give you two reasons

Using ChatGPT

Now what you're not going to do is play "Slipping Through My Fingers" on Sean's bedtime playlist on the day he starts walking in earnest and expect me to take that lying down.

Hey, I'm an @insidehighered.com reporter writing today about how the ongoing shutdown may be affecting, or about to affect, university research. If you have a story to share, please DM me or email [email protected] today. Thank you.

Verdict on the chicken? Pretty good! I marinated it for a little over 2 hours and it was super juicy (although I ate leg/thigh so who knows what happened to the breast meat). I was expecting something revelatory from Daniela's essay, but I will probably make again with parts rather than a whole bird

I'm making this bad boy for dinner—I spatchcocked it myself!—and was scrounging around for a side dish when I remembered a lonely box of Alexia loaded cauliflower in the garage freezer. We'll see how it goes. www.washingtonpost.com/recipes/gril...

@mostlybree.kitrocha.com I have Lacey's sandwich bread dough on the first rise (going to let it ferment overnight in the fridge) because I want to make Sean french toast tomorrow. I love this book so much!

A lady at Costco offered to buy Sean today, so I guess other people think he's cute, too.

Believe me when I tell you I'd be in jail.

Forever stanning for USMNT grandpa Tim Ream, last seen booking it toward an Ecuadorean striker

Goddammit, I hate that this man has interrupted my peaceful USMNT viewing, normally interrupted by wondering what Poch is doing, with wondering if the players from Ecuador will be disappeared into some anonymous prison in Tennessee. How the fuck are we going to host a World Cup next year. How.

I'm sure Sean finds it as frustrating as I do that I don't understand everything he says, but I was particularly proud of myself tonight when I figured out he was saying that he wanted Rufus to watch him take a bath. (Rufus was eating his dinner and did join us for story time.)

Just saw an ad for the first Twilight movie back in theaters with an ORCHESTRA and "A THOUSAND CANDLES ON STAGE" and I just hope the National Theater has at the bar individual cans of Sofia Blanc des Blancs, because that movie is made to be seen with a nice lil buzz

Kate Shaw's cute husband, @chrislhayes.bsky.social, is currently throwing a Titanic amount of shade at the pudding-brained president's physical condition and it is making me so, so happy

Still embarrassed about the time I ordered a BEC from a bagel shop in Crown Heights after I had moved away. The nice Hasidic man at the counter just stared at me, like, "You're not from around here, are you?"

So has it happened yet because the Peace Prize went to a Venezuelan woman?

I got my wee peacock and stabby ducky from @kitrocha.com today (got the package like two weeks ago and actually *opened* it today) and I am DELIGHTED.

In conclusion: Vote Spanberger/Hashemi/Jones on or before November 4!

I'm listening to the Virginia gubernatorial debate, and I cannot believe this is our current lieutenant governor. She's constantly interrupting Abigail Spanberger and seems unaware of the existence of batteries, like most opponents of renewable energy.

Weber State administrators told student they couldn't present their research on the state's anti-DEI law at an on-campus conference on censorship(!) unless they removed all mentions of DEI from their slides www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...

why doesn't that man have eyebrows send post

Adidas has a line of streetwear for dogs that is currently available only in China and this is offensive to me, personally.

Matthew 6:5

Editing lol: “statuary authority” --> “statutory authority”

It should be actually illegal to play “When Somebody Loved Me” from Toy Story 2 from my child’s bedtime playlist on a day when I got to see him awake for a grand total of about 45 minutes because of work and commuting.

Is putting hummus on your falafel the vegetarian equivalent of mixing meat and milk?

With James Austin Johnson, Ben Marshall, and Ashley Padilla, is this an all-time high for gingers in the SNL cast?

82nd Airborne walks into Powell’s, gets too distracted, hours lost wandering the shelves, mission fails completely.

VIRGINIA WE ARE OFFICIALLY ONE MONTH AWAY FROM ELECTION DAY! Get out and knock doors, make phone calls, and VOTE. www.mobilize.us/spanbergerfo...

Just the opinion of someone who doesn't use AI: If the AI industry didn't want people to reject the technology sight unseen, it shouldn't have made Sam Altman the face of the product.

Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.

WE ARE CLEAN ON OP SEC

One thing I do find quite funny is that he always wants me to stop reading Llama Llama Red Pajama at the part where Mama Llama comes back upstairs. Does he dislike hearing Mama mildly chastise Baby Llama for being a drama queen?

Today while doing Sean's nebulizer treatment we reached the end of his interest in YouTube. He started swiping at the screen during Baby Shark (where did he learn that??) so I tried different videos, to no avail. Instead he wanted me to read him books while he inhaled! Your friend is delighted.

Is there something about bad economic times that mean people want to watch media about serial killers? I have seen ads for streaming shows about Ed Gein and now John Wayne Gacy. Who's next?

Universities considering capitulating to the Trump “conditions” should use this real world example to understand they will simply be destroying their own institution. bsky.app/profile/nich...