Man, it's going to be a rough day tomorrow for Iñaki Williams.

Now that the World Cup is over let's all read this Jon Klassen piece in the New Yorker and then spend a while talking about what a goddamn genius he is. www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...

Imagine my joy when I heard Ferran Torres's accent and realized he's Castilian. Or at least he really sounds like one.

I'm going to miss this tournament. See you all in eleven months.

Zlatan just announced he's one and done on punditing tournaments and all I can say is TAKE ALEXI WITH YOU

is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it

I cannot tell you how happy I am to see the 2010 Spain team again, the first football players I ever felt emotionally attached to (aside from the 2010 US team).

anyway congratulations to cabo verde, the winner of the world cup

We should get our $40 billion back from Argentina now.

Charles de Ketalaere should be inordinately proud of himself, as the only one who scored on Simon.

SERGIO DONT DROP IT

Lamine you gotta take Keyne to Disney World now

Imagine putting your face in front of a Messi shot on goal in the World Cup Final. Merino did it for all of us.

What is Scaloni doing??

Gotta love Alcaraz in a seat it looks like he paid for himself

If we have learned anything it's that you do not stop trying to score against Argentina, JOHN STRONG

King Felipe is like DO I HAVE TO DO THIS MYSELF

Put Keyne on as an extra-time sub and let him take matters into his own hands

Sean is learning a lot about sportsyelling today

Could not happen to a more deserving little thug

FUCK OFF FERNANDEZ FUCK OFF FOREVER

Spain is a team of 11 midfielders, and Argentina is a team of 10 bastards and a genius — and it doesn’t make for great telly

This is going to end when Emi Martinez picks up Messi and does the Fastball Special from the other end of the field

Why is there NEVER anyone in red standing in front of the goal to get the rebound WHY

GOALKEEPING SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

Andrès Iniesta, somewhere in this stadium being like, this looks very familiar, amigos

My mom is currently teaching Sean to swear in three languages

How dare you be this boring in front of Beyoncé and Kaka

JUST DO A BICYCLE KICK AND BE A GODDAMN LEGEND

Making Count von Count watch a 0-0 half is rude.

It has been bugging me all tournament, trying to figure out who Dani Olmo looks like, and it's Jake Busey in Starship Troopers.

The Muppets were the best part.

The halftime show is some unholy spawn of Cats: The Jellicle Ball and Starlight Express, starring Madonna's current face.

How incredibly gauche

Happy last day of hearing from Alexi Lalas to all who celebrate! Till Fox brings him in next year to have opinions about women and we have to nuke the studio from orbit

The World Cup will end with Zlatan kicking Lalas out of the Fox Helicopter

We've been having some interesting weather on the East Coast and in all sincerity I hope the air quality is healthy at the final tomorrow but also I'd like it to absolutely pour down rain.

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

🚨 WORLD CUP SCORIGAMI 🚨 FINAL: France 🇫🇷 (4), England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (6) 6–4 has NEVER happened in men's World Cup history (1930–present).

Peter Schmeichel talking about being a Danish person in Miami weather—I assume he literally melted.

I've been ripping MLS for their lack of advertising during this tournament but credit to them for paying France and England whatever it took to go out and play an MLS game. Great initiative from the league.

The Jude–Morgan Rogers–Jordan Henderson bromance is my favorite after Jude and Erling Haaland. LET THE BOYS LOVE EACH OTHER.

I needed someone to tell me they weren't at the third-place game.

I am happy for Bellingham and Saka and no one else and I will be taking no questions.

"Greatest World Cup game in history" how quickly we forget Argentina–Cabo Verde

Sitting down to watch the game with a Cuban sandwich and a margarita now that Sean is in bed. No one tell me what happens. 🇫🇷

We call my toddler the fruit bat because if left to his own devices that's all he'd eat. Last night for dinner he had one bite of cheese, a banana, and a nectarine.

You can't let the baby escape.