Sex work is work. Solidarity to these workers as they unionize. And kudos to my @wbng.org parent union, @cwaunion.bsky.social, for supporting the organizing. www.cbsnews.com/news/sex-wor...

Tonight while I was putting his pajamas on him, Sean lost his balance and his skull collided, teeth first, with my right orbital bone. Pretty sure I had contractions that hurt less than that while trying to bring him into this world.

It would be great if my son and my dog quit teaming up to claw all the skin off my body.

Toddlers, man. Fastest way to make you hate a long weekend.

Watching the medal ceremony and I just want to put Yuma Kagiyama in my pocket. He's so cute.

I appreciate this, but the thing is, they’re not out of control. They’re just under Miller’s control, and that’s the problem.

That thing where your kid headbutts you in the cheekbone and the only thing to do is put your whiskey on it

I bet Ilia doesn't try to do January 6 though

Okay, NBC, now leave him alone.

I think @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social might get her wish of a Malinin comeback in four years.

Ilia Malinin's dad looks exactly like one of my former coworkers.

OMG, Ilia looks like he has sparkly fungus monsters from The Last of Us growing on his chest.

We’re all trying to do something for our neighbors in need here in Minnesota. My wife and I want to raise money to get diapers to families who need them. Never run a GoFundMe before. Please help if you can. gofund.me/299cbf1ff

i want all these people to go to jail. i also want all of our money back. like these assholes also looted the government. send them to jail and redistribute their assets asaptually.

My friend @thtswhatsheread.bsky.social woke up this morning mad as a wet hen that none of our Canadian friends saw fit to share about the Toronto Circus Riot of 1855. What's up with that, northerners? Did you think we wouldn't be entertained by a brothel full of brawling clowns and cops?

They're skating to selections from THE WHAT excuse me

For dinner I'm having the chana masala and rice I made Monday with the mango chutney I made before vacation, and for dessert a slice of the pound cake @mostlybree.kitrocha.com influenced me to make last month that I sliced up and froze. It's late and I'm tired but well-fed.

I can't imagine why someone wouldn't like a group that consistently refers to them as "NPCs."

I made my mom come upstairs to see Adam Siao Him Fa's costume and she says it looks like those T-shirts with a bikini body airbrushed on them.

Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer. Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.

Man, I hope NBC is paying for Max Naumov’s therapist.

Just told my boss if I miss another night of ice dancing I will not be responsible for my behavior so that's where I am and the bloody cable better be working when I get home.

So the plan from the Heritage Foundation is Romania in the 1980s. Because that worked out so well. jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...

The only problem with working from home is that sometimes someone is working ON your home so you don't have power or internet or heat all damn day. It's 54 in my living room.

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

Really, @nytimes.com?

That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."

Did…he just go into a little tent like the ones they put over INJURED RACE HORSES?? I hope there's an orthopod in there and not a vet.

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

Anyone monitoring Truth Social to see if It Happens during Benito's set?

Bad Bunny bringing America what truly unites us: ladies’ butts.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Choosing to see the piragua guy as a direct shout-out to Lin-Manuel

To do *that* on home ice? Give that man a carbonara the size of Venice's lagoon.

Quad God's outfit is reminding me of Dan Stevens in that Eurovision movie

That monster Eteri looks like she's going to take away the Georgian guy's whole dinner for borking his first jump and again I say EMOTIONAL SUPPORT KHACHAPURI

Ilia Malinin went to the same high school as my dad (after my dad got booted from Catholic school, of course) and I want the best for him but I ALSO want Kaori to get a gold medal WHY IS THIS SO HARD

Sean turned off the TV during Kaori Sakamoto's skate so I have a boy for sale

*while watching my son watch Amber Glenn* "Please don't get obsessed with figure skating and want to do it; it is SO EXPENSIVE."

OH MY GOD SHE IS SKATING TO JAWS GIVE HER A MEDAL AND TAKE A BITE OUT OF IT

"Difficult decisions have been taken" FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU YOU SMUG IMPORTED LAPDOG

This English twat did more damage to our city than when the British army set it on fire. Good riddance.

Virginia did NOT start this, but we are going to finish it. We must to TURN OUT AND VOTE YES for our Redistricting Amendment on Tuesday, April 21. #virginia #vote #redistricting

If the Polish figure skaters have an emotional support perogi, the one actually Georgian guy on Team Georgia should have a stuffed khachapuri.

Laughing till we cry at the print edition of @theonion.com

We have been home about 13 hours and my son just threw a knife at me. I miss his resort nanny so much right now.

I am home and bathed and in my own bed. If not for the mosquito bites I'd be feeling pretty great.

You all started it and we fucking finished it.

I would just like to share that Sean can buckle an airplane seat belt by himself. So no one older than 22 months has any excuse.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...