Vanya was Unc and he was Chopped

Im not as funny on here

I love my beautiful country of New York City

Check out Noah Simon Jampol's review on Thinking Theater NYC of "Overlap," part of the 2025 Rogue Theater Festival at Manhattan's The Flea: www.thinkingtheaternyc.com/2025/08/revi... (photo courtesy of Alton PR)

"SOMEHOW, HEARTBREAK FEELS GOOD IN A PLACE LIKE THIS" Best review anything I've 'turged has received, we did it @goodyproctor.bsky.social

Thank you so much for this glowing review! I’m crying in the club. This is my first ever review for a show of mine produced in NYC 🥺

singing all the NYtimes connections words to the tune of we didn’t start the fire

I made it to the premiere of a show I was the developmental dramaturg on??? And it was sold out and the audience seemed to like it? What??? Congratulations to @goodyproctor.bsky.social and the entire Overlap team and here's to many more collabs! #theatre

I thought comedy was legal

Establishment cats like Old Deuteronomy are terrified by the possibilities of ranked Jellicle choice voting and what it could mean for the future of the party

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

I AM THE ONE WHO HELD YOU. I AM THE ONE WHO CRIED. I AM THE ONE WHO WATCHED WHILE YOU DIED.

I just want to be girl conner o’malley

Dear evan hansen came out 30 years ago Feel Old Yet??

in the cars universe do jewish cars have car mitzvahs?? Is this anything???

I should use this platform more and I feel like this man could be my friend

Plague Play by @goodyproctor.bsky.social is available for purchase now through 1319 Press! I was a co-dramaturg on this project, so I'm biased, but I think it's a pretty gorgeous text. www.blurb.com/b/12383708-p...

scott rudin still sucks last I checked

Every hit piece against Rachel Zegler just makes her look even more cool

the alto knights is just robert de niro parent trap

a woman on the street started harassing me for wearing a keffiyeh. She screamed at me and chased me with a baby carriage. She called me a terrorist. I told her was Jewish. She told me that I hate my people and don’t care if they live or die. A self hating Jew. She kept screaming at me down 9th Ave.

what I wanna say would probably get me banned on this platform

Mark S has 2 hands to hold both Helly R and Ms. Casey #severance

come see RATZ at The Tank starring @portposting.bsky.social

we should let Mary Todd Lincoln assassinate another president

It’s socialism or barbarism, guys. The third way is dead.

My knee jerk reaction to every news story in 2025 is like someone put Bart Harley Jarvis up on the screen

honestly we’re probably past the early stages but my point still stands

all the fascism happening has not been good for my stomach problems

I’m teaching myself how to place curses on people

you know it’s bad when you’re making the catholic church look good

hey chat what are your tips for not collapsing into despair when your heart is broken

hold me closer tony danza

dudes rock

Postcard from my collection titled “The Rivals”. Undated.

Democrats are this guy, just repeatedly saying no sloppy steaks. Meanwhile Trump and his crew just keep ordering steaks and a glass of water and slopping em up.

every time it’s revealed one of my favorite films this year used ai in some capacity

this nation is rotten to the core but everyone already knew that so this isn’t news.

A Rizzler on the Roof? Sounds crazy, no? But here in our little village of Anatevka

This app still isn’t fun yet but people are calling me slurs on x dot com so

yo does this place got jokes yet

taking a suitcase of dirty laundry to my parents’ for christmas like I’m netanyahu visiting the white house

yea I actually don’t write enough about women and then people get mad

my brain cells

my favorite part of the wicked movie is Bowen Yang’s one liners

people on this website aren’t weird enough yet 😔

is this thing on