The Onion Guide To NATO https://theonion.com/the-onion-guide-to-nato-1848421503/

This is the scene in downtown Minneapolis this afternoon, where thousands of people have braved -25F wind chills to protest ICE operations in Minnesota. More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/a-sea-of-people-thousands-turn-out-for-anti-ice-march-in-downtown-minneapolis Pic: Mike Auger

It makes sense that Trump would withdraw from WHO, I mean, when you look at him

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

MINUS NINE??

Darth Maul is so fucking sick man

Kate Hudson? Really??

Out-fucking-standing that WotC accidentally put Ninja Turtles in the Lorwyn set to the point they officially spoiled half the set

Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/

Audrey Armstrong will return in Avengers: Doomsday

If he had to leave, I’m glad it was the Mets and not Satan Incarnate Dodgers

Wait, why IS Macron wearing those aviator shades in every Davos photo??

Heated Rivalry 🤝 Challengers Anyone actually into the sport portrayed wants you to shut the fuck up

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

DOES EVERY ELECTED DEMOCRAT HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN PARASITE THAT FORCES THEM TO TALK SOLELY ABOUT AFFORDABILITY. FUCK.

It's insane to me that no matter where I go, there's fucking gambling ads. TV. Social media. Spotify. YouTube. For every possible wager you could make. It feels like an epidemic.

Give me the Beach Boys And free my soul I wanna get lost down in Kokomo And drift away

LORWYN DAY

You want me to remember 2016? The year that began with David Bowie and Alan Rickman dying and ended with Trump getting elected?? No thank you

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

Love is never black or white, but you can bet your ass my book is gonna focus more on the "white" part of that statement!

The buried lede here is that Canadians can now visit China without a visa, which is genuinely *wild*

thank God it's not #them

Elon is going to split the difference by making Grok assume every prompt is asking for both. Randomly generated naked women holding Der Stormer cartoons

I don’t care if I get fired Charlie Kirk deserved it My name is the Los Angeles Dodgers

It’s so cold out today I saw Zohran Mamdani and a New York stockbroker huddling for warmth

please liberate me from the Los Angeles Dodgers

Abolish baseball

Reylo

George RR Martin continues to out himself as someone who doesn’t know how adaptation writing works

Incredible new frontiers in being a sycophant, here

Isn't he the current governor? Like, the incumbent? How does he even have time to have a podcast? You have constituents, man! Podcasts are post-political career shit!

Good evening. "Gracie Abrams" was a 5 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

no. fuck no. what the fuck are you saying. they’re shooting people in the face. they’re going door to door. they need to be arrested not given even more funding. get the fuck out of here with “restrictions”

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

Saying "did you know this is based on the life of John Bishop?" every time I see a trailer for Is This Thing On like it's Viggo Mortensen kicking a helmet in LOTR

He was one administration off from his prediction

I'm back at school this week, so please nobody blow up the world until I at least finish the semester thx

ko-fi in bio

Stay: They have unfettered access to my selfies that they can edit into nudes Go: I experience a minor level of frustration I see no difference

I'll never be able to forget this specific guy's confusion about Phoebe Bridgers smashing a guitar after a performance like nobody had ever done that before.

just door dashed bubble tea

⚠️This user tried to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality

I miss 30-50 Feral Hogs.

Formulating a theory that everyone in Ontario knows someone, or knows someone who knows someone, that has guest starred in Murdoch Mysteries.

Okay I didn't know they placed the dog in a category alongside actual humans, that's so weird???

Elon Musk achieves dream of automating child sex abuse

Another day, another moment spent cursing the TTC

it's the sheer hubris they're invoking upon themselves right now that's the only thing giving me a semblance of hope