An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

You hate to drop game 1, but I was proud of the way our guys fought and I still like our chances. - Mark DeRosa postgame

The USA invoking manifest destiny bullshit for the WBC only to lose to Venezuela in the final is a generational bit

Venezuela vs USA final for the WBC might be the worst possible outcome politically.

holy shit lmao

fuck me

Who can forget that famous Shakespeare quote: “Actually, let’s not stab Caesar, because that would be murder”

I like when people specifically condemn "illegal wars". It would be totally fine if the war was legal!

Actually the worst part of tonight is the USA making the WBC final over the Dominican Republic, I desperately hope whoever they face destroys them

Wow lol holy shit people are INCENSED on the Other Site, I opened it on a whim and it's full of people furious about Sentimental Value, Hamnet, and OBAA winning anything lmao

Kevin O'Leary has lost $1000

“No to war and Free Palestine.” — Javier Bardem while presenting at the #Oscars .

“Good evening, and Free Palestine” - Javier Bardem hell yeah man

First woman of color nominated for Best Cinematography; first woman period to ever win this award.

Okay now that I’m hearing both songs if Sinners doesn’t win Original Song I’m going to flip tables

Do we really need to give Avatar more visual effects Oscars

They’re really avoiding giving much to Sinners huh

oh this in memorial is going to kill me

“Sean Penn couldn’t be here, or didn’t want to be here” get him again kieran

Oh hell yeah I love a fucking Oscars tie

Giving Canadians Best Animated Short makes up for Heated Rivalry

Zoe Saldana here to hand back her Oscar for Emilia Perez

Love Bluesky. Clicked the Oscars topic and immediately saw K-Pop Demon Hunters porn.

my eyes see - oh fuck I forgot my glasses!

I gotta be honest I'm doing pretty well but ever since yesterday I've been telling everyone who talks to me "they found missing episodes of Doctor Who again!!" as a conversation starter

they never miss

HOLY SHIT DALEKS MASTER PLAN

BREAKING: Shelly Miscavige to present at the Oscars!

Italy beats Team USA in the World Baseball Classic on Mario Day:

The 3 genders

NDP decade of humiliation

I know there's Trump, I know there's Netanyahu, I know there's all sorts of evil politicians out there who make evil decisions, but I truly think I hate Doug Ford more than any of them

Kind of a funny post to look back on given the Liberal Party under Carney is more powerful than God now

DESTROY SAURON. LET MY GIRL WIN

da kids these days care more about “My Dinner With Avocado” than they do My Dinner With Andre…..sad

ah we’ve reached the lord farquad stage

What did I mean by this

Hell exists and it’s called Yorkdale Mall

This quote isnt just out of touch or disappointing, its fucking dark. Gay people are not a conversation parents need to have with their kids? Knowing gay people exist doesnt require therapy?? Any parents who thinks that way needs to have their kids removed ASAP. Get in a volcano, Pete.

Bold of them to let my parents file a joint ballot but I'll accept it

ME: What you’ve gotta understand is, ordering two pizzas for myself means I have an extra for tomorrow’s dinner. It doesn’t mean the second pizza is “leftovers”, it’s a whole pizza. CHOTINER: But you put it in the fridge, correct?

And the authors of those anonymous Oscar ballots every year? Surprisingly, it’s Martin Scorsese!

Colleagues in Magic, I implore you to ignore the lure of Sauron's ring and instead vote for my girl Felothar. Please, us Abzan players need this

Economical storytelling

I am hearing that on her deathbed Kristi Noem received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

bluesky is an echo chamber where you learn about alf's dick. twitter is an echo chamber where you learn to say stuff like "actually it's called ephebophilia"

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!" counterpoint! the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

Mr. Met is officially Hamas.