Well that's my Friday ruined

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

I can’t get over this news story . A man in Hamilton stole a bus with passengers still on board, then proceeded to drive the route and let people on and off, even denying someone’s expired bus pass. globalnews.ca/news/1152251...

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Benoit Blanc IN “You’re a Dead Man, Charlie Brown!”

Joyce, I beg you to keep going so we can Get It Done

The fuck do you mean Kevin O'Leary has an acting role in that new Timothee Chalamet movie. That Kevin O'Leary? The boat murderer one?

not withstanding the wider social forces of course but I always think "why baby Hitler? WWI Soldier Hitler where a stray bullet from enemy lines randomly blowing his skull out would be far easier and less of a moral dilemma than murdering a baby" this is why they don't invite me to parties

I feel like if the government is in a shutdown, voting for it to basically continue doing the things it’s already doing during said shutdown is not really helpful, but what do I know, I’m not Chuck Schumer

me, c. 2018

Too much thirst posting of Oscar Isaac's Frankenstein for me today, I respect y'all but I'm too gay for this shit

Drown your sorrows by ramming another boat into someone, Kevin.

This is one of the funniest apologies I've ever seen

this is killing me

Funny how they do this for the Muslim mayor-elect who has done lots of outreach to Jewish NY communities, but not for the actual fascists currently controlling the US government

do you think if you took Victor Hugo forward in time to see a stage musical adaptation of Les Mis he'd be like "this shit's fire"

this is genuinely wild

Andrew Cuomo to retire to a farm upstate where he can grope female staffers to his heart's content

I will also be making numerous appearances in Toronto, he's not special

Dick Cheney's Second Heart 2012-2025 Always in our thoughts

am I allowed to admit that I think The Mummy (1999) is fun but also hasn't actually aged that well

Doctors Reveal Dick Cheney Burning Through At Least 3 Hearts Each Week

Dick Cheney claims to be pro-life, but

Why are so many streaming sites nigh-on impossible to navigate? I just want an easy to read list of all the films available

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

The Toronto Blue Jays were in a World Series. That's something I never thought I'd live to see, regardless of outcome. This has actually reinvested me in baseball in a way I haven't felt in so long, so honestly, despite the loss I can feel somewhat content

I get why people drink now

We need to ritualistically sacrifice Drake.

Maybe next year.

No way I can do extra innings with my stress level. Gnight everyone

I’m going to explode

THAT DOUBLE PLAY

BO BICHETTEEEEEEE

Last night I saw a guy on the sidewalk in a Charlie Brown costume kissing a woman in a slutty angel costume and I couldnt snap a pic fast enough to show you all that Charlie Brown has hoes.

You can't make this up.

Wizards of the Coast, I need you to be serious. Who fucking approved this

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life

win tomorrow. please.

I'm 27 and scared of Yoshinobu Yamamoto

NFL players all have names like Travis or Blake. NHL hockey players are all called Brayden. Baseball is the better sport because half their players have names that sound like they should be in Star Wars.

I'm just 'Drew Anyone else and I'd be screwed Is it my destiny to live and die A prince that's just ex-royalty?

IT TECHNICALLY COUNTS

Only 4 pitchers have recorded a Pitcher’s Cycle — striking out every batter in the opposing lineup — in the World Series: Trey Yesavage, 2025 G5 Randy Johnson, 2001 G2 Bob Gibson, 1968 G1 Jesse Barnes, 1921 G6

this is one of the wildest baseball games I’ve ever seen

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run