no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

WRONG SENATOR BUT OKAY

Infantino genuinely conflicted over whether to rig it for his native Switzerland or Argentina #worldcup

Damn, it’s always randomly very dramatic when I don’t watch #worldcup

I do think FIFA need to answer some serious questions about their game technology because even if every VAR decision and ball sensor is correct, the total lack of transparency is hurting the game #worldcup

Please, I don’t want England vs Argentina #worldcup

eng er land #worldcup

Not a penalty but I can’t believe we still have to spend fucking ages standing around waiting for VAR to do anything #worldcup

Extra time, because we can’t have nice things #worldcup

Age gap discourse is so funny to me. Saw some people saying Dua Lipa and her husband have a problematic age gap. A whole 6 years! Oh my god! How dare they!

tfw a bunch of teenage girls get on the subway and take all the seats around you and the rest stand around them so you’re randomly in the middle of their gossip circle

please don’t post anything stupid guys

Sometimes I retweet an Onion post that makes me chuckle and then I come back to it and see the comments are filled with furious people demanding they stop making fun of the Democratic Party. Always fun when that happens.

Yes, well, you might want to take it up with your federal government first

I'll be interested to see how Spain do against France, assuming they beat Belgium, but it's basically inevitable that France are winning it all right #worldcup

Why did VAR take ages looking at that clear and obvious penalty?? #worldcup

RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range

DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist

Balogun's match suspension transfers over to England as the previous nation to have colonized the United States

I feel like Q-tips were explicitly invented to put in your ear, but along the way every single doctor went "um, this is a bad fucking idea" and they had to pivot

That "one night of the year when single people can legally have sex" movie played its trailer before Disclosure Day and honestly it looks so astonishingly bad. Why can't it just be a normal rom-com, does it have to be Like That?

"This woman said she was assaulted, but we don't have all the facts. For example, they deliberately omitted a text of her saying 'no'. Makes you think, huh?"

Can't believe I was watching Disclosure Day instead of seeing the Blue Jays and Dylan Cease go absolutely beast mode, alas (film was great though)

save us home run dragon

This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves

Will nobody save us from these despicable UEFA teams (not you, Argentina and Morocco) #worldcup

Ban Swiss chocolate now #worldcup

ABOLISH THE STUTTER STEP AGAIN #worldcup

Well at least penalties are never not dramatic #worldcup

Take a shot every time the commentator says “anybody could win this still” #worldcup

Switzerland are so fucking boooooooring #worldcup

you can't be dressing like that, francophone motherfucker

Was so distracted by the World Cup I missed Rogers dismantling our broadcast media yet again

Honestly I think the refereeing this tournament has been abysmal, some games are fine but then you have France v Paraguay where the latter didn't even get a card, or Argentina v Egypt where it feels like the letter of the law only applies to the favourites #worldcup

Argentina vs Cabo Verde: Resilient underdog team forcing the champions to their limit, even if they still lost Argentina vs Egypt: Evil triumphs over good #worldcup

The refereeing has clearly been favouring Argentina, this really has been bullshit #worldcup

weird that var didn't go back to check for soft fouls during either argentina goal

FUCK OFF #worldcup

Argentina vs Cabo Verde (Evil Version) #worldcup

fuck’s sake #worldcup

They can have one, I guess #worldcup

Hey Infantino, VAR this you bald bitch

CANT TAKE THAT ONE BACK #worldcup

There should be a rule that it doesn’t matter if you foul someone if the goal looks sick as hell #worldcup

BULLSHIT FOUL #worldcup

MORE LIKE LIONEL MISSI #worldcup

Thank god the World Cup is distracting me from the national embarrassment that is the Toronto Blue Jays right now though

God that was just delicious. All of their fans debasing themselves to explain why overturning the red was the correct decision only to play like shit and get thrashed by fucking Belgium. Hate watching is alive and well. #worldcup

Justice has been served with a thrashing #worldcup