got a shelter in place kit from a community member and there is so much citrus guess whos not getting scurvy im so excited to have FRUIT

the fanta ray is my favorite fanta sea creature

they are a few blocks from my house i can hear the helicopters im so scared yall i cant even move from one room to the next without a coughing fit

pleased at the mage convention cuz i found out how to turn my gf into a betentacled plant monster

I'm gonna become the joker - misgendering self - over done - used by the right I'm gonna become Harley Quinn - gender affirming - lesbian - get to kiss a plant girl

Yes and yes

ever see a post that makes you know for a fact someone has never played dungeons and dragons

shes party ready

thinking about the time i was in an lgbt lit class and i was the only trans woman in the class so i kept my head down and voice quiet and one day the professor was like " sahi , youre trans , what do you thiink about this ? " and i just sighed and walked out of the classroom

why do so many trans girls do the kubrik stare angle for selfies

i love vegeta so much

STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?

check in on your local nothing ever happens girlie

"Outback Steakhouse: No Rules, Just Right" replaced an earlier slogan, "Outback Steakhouse: Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law"

"I'm very happy for you and glad you told us, sweetie, but you still have to study. No daughter of mine is going to be a B-student."

after seeing urgent care twice and going to the emergency room where all of them said they could not prescribe me anything that would help with my sick but one message on mychart to my doctor i go to for hormones and he was like gotchu

slightly diminish a game old ring

btw everyone with a ring camera is at fault for this too

tom homan is a name an alien wearing a human skinsuit would pick

don't get post nut regret so god makes sure I regret pretty much everything else

are senzu beans just eaten raw or are they just carrying around a bag of cooked beans

this is why it’s so important to listen to locals when someone’s mayor goes viral for saying one correct thing that they will immediately contradict with their subsequent actions

Every other "popular democratic uprising" may have ended up empowering US-backed fascists who brutalize minorities and let business interests strip the country for parts, but I'm sure this one in Iran will finally be the one that institutes utopian socialism

Moth Girlfriends

its cuz people dont talk to people in real life . irl communication allows for nuance and connection in the conversation . yall wouldnt believe how fast i got a normie lib to rethink sanctions on the dprk by being normal about it

saw a sign that just said " do unto others " -jesus on one of the protest livestreams that goes hard

i love my city and i will rest so that i can join with yall as soon as i can breathe again

might fuck around and start a band with an egg i hit with a mallet

man i cant wait to get better and play dagger heart with my irl trans friends i miss them the cis lesbian can come too i guess

unlocked a core trauma from 4th grade after being homeschooled and crying every recess cuz no one would play with me then a teacher was like play dbz with the boys and i was like yeah ill be chichi and they said ew go play with house with the girls and i said yeah and they were like ur a slave now

cell saga is cool cuz its really the first time they show a real comparison to how far the z fighters have gotten in their cultivation above regular every day people . i didnt appreciate it as much when i first watched cuz i was scared of cell and also a lil turned on

took 30 mgs now to watch dbz and sleep

i knew my wish for a skyrim winter would have tactical benefit

the only artist ive listened to since like christmas has been kenshi yonezu

if denji got bottom surgery would it stay that way after she regenerates

sometimes i wonder if i was struck with illness by the gods for my hubris , but then i remember if apotheosis was easy everybody would be doing it

aw hell yeah the dispos are finally open gonna get some edibles so i can get more than a couple hours of sleep for once

a decade and some change ago i moved to minneapolis with 20 other people i convinced to come along via a powerpoint presentation about how minneapolis would be the flashpoint for uprisings

which is better for prog injections or boofing

minnesotans are uniquely capable of walking on ice

might fuck around and start a religion

i often forget how much early dbz is just a metaphor for climate change

Sometimes you just accept things as a part of your day to day, so take a second and say out loud... "We're making a game called Truck-kun is Supporting Me From Another World?! where you play the truck in an Isekai story." You can think "...hell yeah..." if you like! It's coming out next year!

i have had a fever of 100+ for the better part of two weeks and my hamster died

cells codpiece wraps around to the back and points out further , implying she tucks