My husband btw

Beloved oomf #handledit so no need to panic anymore guys

Does anyone have this card I need her to complete the eevee set

Does anyone have a Primarina Ex

I have never been attracted to a man the way I was when I saw @josephmschultz.bsky.social on the new shuffle up and play episode 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 I need him so bad

This pic was popular elsewhere and I’m a whore for attention so

Timeline cleanse here is one of our alley cats coming in for a happy hour tuna-rita (1oz tuna water, 3oz water)

Does anyone have the divas on the left to trade?

So I did the math and apparently you can basically kiss a hundred boys in bars but you would still literally need to stop THE WORLD just to stop the feeling….

Superman watchings are now. Seated for Superman. My pussy open at Superman. I’m so cinema-pilled. Seeing a movie is lowkey goated when being at the theater is the vibe.

Has anyone ever noticed how when you kiss cute guys your life automatically improves

You guys ever think about how the second wreck it Ralph movie’s title is a reference to Kim Kardashians ass

So idk how many people think this but I genuinely believe FF7 is about colonialism and how Christianity is responsible for all our problems

When guys like u and follow u on instagram, they don’t go thru and like every single photo you look hot in anymore. Everyone has to be so damn nonchalant. We’re losing our sacred arts.

Party 4 U but it’s Maul conquering Mandalore just to get Obi-Wan’s attention 🥺

Politically Violent Performance Art

And here are some cute ones of me on digital

Here’s some cute moments of me in Italy taken on film

Time to post some photos to update you all!

Contrapoints take was so bad I had to delete the Twitter app that was my last straw

Does anyone have Lickylicky Ex for trade?

Call me Leonardo DiCaprio because I’m looking to get mauled by a bear tonight

Does anyone wanna declare their love for me before I leave to Italy?

Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

machoke evolving into machamp:

Goat

cat content 🤦‍♂️

Is everyone forgetting that Michael B Jordan said he stands with Jonathan Majors and that the Last of Us is made by and about zionists????? No one gives a fuck anymore???

I want a boyfriend so bad :(

this one’s for all the meme girls :~}

Nobody care me

LMAOOO

Yeah his name is Mr. Beast. First name ImageOfThe

I guess it’s twink night at precinct???

So hypothetically who would possibly be interested in going to precinct tonight….?

I know I ask this a lot but DOES ANYONE HAVE A GENETIC APEX HYPNO OR GOLEM PLEASE IM BEGGING U

Every now and then I have this dream where it turns out I still work for Disney it’s just that I’m scheduled so infrequently that I haven’t missed work simply by coincidence, and I go back in to work and then don’t go back for like 4 months.

they’re gonna GET me

It’s fun to whipsaw back and forth five times every day between “Don’t overreact to alarming news” and “OK should I be hoarding food or something.”

Anyway…

Anyone have a greninja card they can trade me?

I’m so insanely touch starved please someone just lay in bed with me 😭

NOOOOOOO

Honestly, I think the Sunday Pool Party at IBC is the best because you get elbow room, same great DJs, and a nice time to just recover from all of the shenanigans.

For my pocket TCG oomfs, do any of you have the following for trade, Genetic Apex Mewtwo Cards: Venesaur EX, Vaporeon, Gengar. I have tons of trade options for them in return

AWWWW YEEAAAAHHHH BOOOOIIIIII

Woke up with $2 in my bank account oh divas it’s dire

Removed my face and just put my ass as my sniffles pic and I’ve gotten significantly more action… don’t know how to feel about that…

Just had one of those awful but necessary naps where you feel like your body was purging a demon from your system