you may not like it, but this is peak computer

LEGO RIKER HAS A FUCKING LEGO TROMBONE

Bloody Hell, no wonder K-9 and Company didn’t get picked up.

Mamdani cribbing his victory speech from 2002's Spider-Man.

If you give a tax cut to working people, they'll spend their extra money and push up inflation (bad), but if you give a tax cut to the wealthy, they'll add that to their stash under the Lonely Mountain (good), or maybe use it to give you a bribe (better). #Budget2025

🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween... #halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

One more day until this can leave your head for another year. youtu.be/u957STjLRaY?...

A Reform MP that's racist? What's next, a Catholic Pope?

Valuable public service from Greg, here, as I'd not realised it was clocks back tonight (thanks, Greg). Also: You're Dead To Me is always very good. Thirdly: BST sucks - all hail GMT!

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Philip K. Dick will be remembered as one of the most important authors in history because he saw all of this coming.

Probably isn't a great that an Amazon server in the US falling over has taken out both the Lloyd's Bank and the HMRC apps on my phone. 😬

Oh, sure, when these Cybertruck owners drive around and give out toys to children, it's cute and whimsical, but if I tell kids there's puppies in the back of my van, people call the police.

Describing the Duke Of York as "entitled" feels a bit redundant.

New TV programme idea: Samira Ahmed goes fabric shopping - it's New Swatch. Probably not that exciting, but certainly way less annoying than the petty complaints that come up on Newswatch.

No longer relevant, but doing a reunion tour to wring every last penny out of the faithful?

That's Ken Campbell as the demon, if I'm not mistaken. Stalwart of the theatre scene or, if you're an uncultured oaf like me, the old fella from the opening scene of 2004's TfL horror film, Creep.

"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"

RIP, Jane Goodall.

Credit to the Daily Mail, I suppose, for mentioning in their article that this was all Wernher von Braun's idea. What is it with the far right and unachievable space projects? (don't click the link, it's the Daily Mail) www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...

Holy shit, it's DLT!

ENTER A CURSED REALM says the D&D Beyond notification on my phone. Thanks for the invitation, but I already live here.

A GP explains why the new online booking system will increase the workload of GP surgeries without any corresponding increase in resources, & the fact that the govt has reneged on national standardised safety measures they originally promised to introduce alongside the new system

I wasn't really a huge fan of Keir Starmer, but his willingness to send people overseas to be tortured is really winning me over.

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

Feels good to get this out of my head.

Boulevard City! Twinned with Street Town and Dual-Carriageway Village. Have to assume this whole thing is made up, and someone just fed the prompt "wankers, truly the most insufferable arseholes" into an AI to generate the headshots.

Again there is no money for a postal service that works, for railways, buses, for libraries, for housing, for your collapsing council, for care, for paying civil servants, for the NHS. There are billions for tech firms for a OPTIONAL ID card for British Citizens.

What's the digital version of this? (Maybe he'd get derezzed, like a TRON program?)

They actually did condition kids to believe this, back in the 90s.

If you see this, post a concert pic you took.

My rapture outfit.

On the off chance that I get Raptured tonight, could someone pop round and take the washing out the machine? Thanks.

Muted the word "Kirk" - if William Shatner dies, can someone let me know?

This great country shouldn’t stand for his terrible anti-sprinkles agenda

Lads lads lads talking pictures is repeating eurotrash MY GOD

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What's the greatest scene where somebody walks?

Somebody just sent this in the group thread

Rest in peace :(

Sunday, is it? Better get yourself to church. (The First Presleytarian Church of Elvis the Divine (UK), naturally)

After months of calling every anti-genocide protest a "hate march", and arresting pensioners with signs, I see London's had an actual hate march go through it. I hope our politicians are happy now.

Would you look at that - it's Nigel Clark from out of Dodgy.

I thought "knowing who Charlie Kirk was before he got shot" meant that I'd spent too much time online, but all of this 👇 had (mercifully) passed me by entirely.

"My husband's legacy will never die." - Erika Kirk What legacy would that be, I wonder? So great that the BBC is broadcasting this woman in the headlines with zero critical analysis.

Smart of Starmer to stack Mandelson, now that all of these things that everyone already knew about him have come to light.

Adjusted for inflation Spirited Away cost $22 million to make. The Triplets of Belleville cost $16.5 million, Cartoon Saloon's Wolfwalkers cost $14.28 million, and Oscar winner Flow cost only $4 million. These critically acclaimed, made by real people films, cost less than this pile of actual vomit.

Tidal are hosting this shit, too. I've reported it, for all the good that will do.

just remembered the time glinner was featured in a jojo